TheTraditionalGentleman Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 I was having a discussion about it with someone else earlier, and thought it would be fun to bring it to the forums. If you could have anything in actual life that followed Don't Starve logic, what would it be? Not that you would just receive the item, but the rules of logic would apply to real life (Because we all love Don't Starve's weird logic). For an example, I'll show my choice. I'd choose the Meat Effigy. Reasons: I'd be immortal so long as I used my beard hair, some steaks, and some wood to build it. That's pretty much like having a non-evil horcrux for the low low price of $45 dollars. Granted, that sucker would reek I'm sure, but I'd be immune to death! (At least by violent means. Not sure it it would protect you from death via old age). What would you have (The logic of, you still need to get the resources to make it!) and why would you choose it? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
fsp98 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 there's no girlfriend in DS, so... stagehand? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835463 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathem99 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Pffft that's an easy one The one and only: Spoiler With this baby I could make my OWN Don't Starve universe, where only pain and suffering awaits for my, puny, pathetic, mortal, victims! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835470 Share on other sites More sharing options...
EuedeAdodooedoe Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Walking cane. Because if it helps the elderly walk, it just make sense that a Walrus tooth stuck on a stick with gold will make us youngsters move 25% faster, right? ... right? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835474 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakhar Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Glommer. That goop would sell itself! And i want a pet. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubben16 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Meatballs. I mean sure, you could pick something more useful, but im hungry. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835483 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arlesienne Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 2 hours ago, TheTraditionalGentleman said: If you could have anything in actual life that followed Don't Starve logic, what would it be? Not that you would just receive the item, but the rules of logic would apply to real life (Because we all love Don't Starve's weird logic). No requirement to rehydrate, sleep and defecate. That would SOOO help with my time deprivation! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtollerOfTrolls Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Having awesome clothes just fall from the sky 4 times a week. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835487 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubben16 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Just now, ExtollerOfTrolls said: Having awesome clothes just fall from the sky 4 times a week. That would be cool until the day someones head falls right onto you. Or worse, a crock pot. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835489 Share on other sites More sharing options...
CakerKid555 Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Gold. I could sell it for like... *looks up price for gold assuming from the Don't Starve item art for it... Spoiler This looks a little like 4 or 5 grams of gold, so... *calculates $166.08 per gold nugget! (if my math and estimating is correct) So that's around *calculates more 320$ per gold boulder! If Don't Starve logic applies, then if you find a good rocky area, you could find the jackpot of like *even more calculating takes place on this thread Over $2,000 if nobody has even touched it yet! Or my math could be way off and be alot more expensive or cheap. But still, you get the point. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835494 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTraditionalGentleman Posted November 9, 2016 Author Share Posted November 9, 2016 I suppose being able to just throw random ingredients into a crock pot and have it turn itself into a gourmet meal would be pretty sweet too. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835496 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTraditionalGentleman Posted November 9, 2016 Author Share Posted November 9, 2016 54 minutes ago, Prakhar said: Glommer. That goop would sell itself! And i want a pet. Ahhh, dang. Now I'd probably have to choose that over a meat effigy. Glommer is just too great to pass up Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835498 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExtollerOfTrolls Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Oh, once I get my debit card working, I'm so tempted to buy him... He's so gorgeous. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835502 Share on other sites More sharing options...
VarsoZergy Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Assuming i get nightmare fuel codex Umbra having shadow slaves is so great! also nobody know ( except maxwell) the dark secrets it contains.. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835579 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaquinn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Id really want Chester.. It would be weird to store stuff in his mouth but.... He's fluffy Plus, he just follows you anywhere and tanks all the damage. Someone is trying to punch you? THROW CHESTER AT THEM! Someone is throwing sharp objects at you? USE CHESTER AS A SHIELD! (Assuming Chester cant feel anything) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVS_Zev Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Theculite Crown would be pretty boss Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister_Fang Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 7 hours ago, mathem99 said: Pffft that's an easy one The one and only: Reveal hidden contents With this baby I could make my OWN Don't Starve universe, where only pain and suffering awaits for my, puny, pathetic, mortal, victims! 2 hours ago, VarsoZergy said: Assuming i get nightmare fuel codex Umbra having shadow slaves is so great! also nobody know ( except maxwell) the dark secrets it contains.. Hmmmmm... I'll pass. You guys do know what ended up happening to William right? I don't think things turned out too well for him. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 I'd stick with a Chester. Then again, my cat can stuff herself so she's close. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835642 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wexton Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 54 minutes ago, Sinister_Fang said: Hmmmmm... I'll pass. You guys do know what ended up happening to William right? I don't think things turned out too well for him. Of course we know what happened to him,he entered the world of don't starve being able to chose everything instead of just one thing like we have to do on this topic! He had to wait years sitting on the throne,but sure it was worth it! Talking about that,i'll take the Rag time gramophone! Oh those exist on real world? well nevermind then... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835674 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GentlemanFridge Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Wilson's beard. I'm going to chose the Lazy Explorer, because I'm, well, lazy. And when you use it, it is called telepoofing, I mean, what is not to like. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835681 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittydub Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Maybe the backpack where you can put anything in you want and still not be slowed down by the weight of it. (I mean, Wendy is young, and carries around 200 rocks in a backpack and still walks around normal..) I hate purses anyway and I don't like back pain lol. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835682 Share on other sites More sharing options...
fimmatek Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Well, I would wish the science machine, so that I can craft anything else, and its components are not too difficult to find in the real life. But if this would count as cheating (I only wihs to have a lot more wishes... ), than I would choose the lazy explorer (with the telepoofing I wouldn't have to wait at the traffic lights), or the moggles. Just imagine, perfect vision all the night! That would be cool Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835690 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted November 9, 2016 Developer Share Posted November 9, 2016 The old bell. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835696 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paxtonnnn Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 Potato cup. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835697 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperPsiPower Posted November 9, 2016 Share Posted November 9, 2016 End is nigh! because I like to destroy everything Spoiler Also its funny using it in a dedicated server and everyone freaks out lol Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/71557-if-you-could-have-anything/#findComment-835711 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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