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35 minutes ago, Scoobie101 said:

I'd want a pet tentacle to put on my front door step. Jehovah's Witness back again? TENTACLE! Door to door surveys? TENTACLE! Your annoying neighbor who won't buy their own dang sugar? TENTACLE! It'd be great.

Wait a second. What if it turns on you? Just go out and *swoosh* *swoosh*

 

1 hour ago, Scoobie101 said:

I'd want a pet tentacle to put on my front door step. Jehovah's Witness back again? TENTACLE! Door to door surveys? TENTACLE! Your annoying neighbor who won't buy their own dang sugar? TENTACLE! It'd be great.

I hope that's all you want it for...

22 hours ago, SuperPsiPower said:

End is nigh! because I like to destroy everything

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Also its funny using it in a dedicated server and everyone freaks out lol

 

Yah, you'd probably kill yourself in the process with that, mate. If you really wanted to use something like that to just wreck something whilst dying in the process, there's a more effective and destructive method already present irl... it's called being a suicide bomber.

Too controversial to say? Git outta 'ere -______O

13 hours ago, EuedeAdodooedoe said:

Yah, you'd probably kill yourself in the process with that, mate. If you really wanted to use something like that to just wreck something whilst dying in the process, there's a more effective and destructive method already present irl... it's called being a suicide bomber.

Or just use the electoral college... though that's def too controversial to say!

I would love to have....

A Beefalo!

You're all probably laughing at my insanity right now
Sure he might eat me out of house and home, and maybe step on a few things,
But oh, once I domesticate that beefalo...
I'll take him to the streets and look down at all you silly mortals and your puny little cars
I'll be the one laughing then

What I'd really like is that magical crockpot. That thing can make lots of delicious food from some fairly simple cooking ingredients. It would be even easier then normal crockpot cooking, and I use mine on an almost daily basis.

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