Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

[Warlockadamm]

FEED ME MORE COOKIEEEEES !!!

 

 

Credit for the screenshot : @Mike23Ua

Edited October 3, 2019 by Warlockadamm

[JoeW]

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

[Theukon-dos]

2 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided that officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

Wow, that's younger than I thought. Thank you though.

[NoscopeFelix]

8- 10 huh. That’s more lore then the woodie video gave us.

[maradyne]

for serious I thought she'd be minimum 12-15ish due to the kind of literature she quotes and the numerous references to/implications of death and suicide and the philosophy of suffering

but ok

[NinofanTOG]

8 minutes ago, NoscopeFelix said:

8- 10 huh. That’s more lore then the woodie video gave us.

No Woodie lore in the trailer but lore in about Wendys age in the forums.

A soul for a soul.

[JoeW]

8 minutes ago, maradyne said:

for serious I thought she'd be minimum 12-15ish due to the kind of literature she quotes and the numerous references to/implications of death and suicide and the philosophy of suffering

but ok

I take it you have never met any weird kids... =)

[Canis]

19 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

About.

Damn.

Time.

 

Although that does sound a bit on the young side, for these reasons:

8 minutes ago, maradyne said:

for serious I thought she'd be minimum 12-15ish due to the kind of literature she quotes and the numerous references to/implications of death and suicide and the philosophy of suffering

but ok

 

But hey, time to spam this to all of the Wendy Lewders I can think of and shame them for the rest of their existence (or I get blocked)

[Bernado1]

It's that time of the year again my dudes

 

Edited October 3, 2019 by Bernado1

[Canis]

Just now, JoeW said:

I take it you have never met any weird kids... =)

Not any poetic, near-suicidal 8 year olds, no.

[maradyne]

1 minute ago, JoeW said:

I take it you have never met any weird kids... =)

.....

You know what?
Come to think of it, younger me invalidates my own statement.

8-year-old Wendy is perfectly reasonable, thanks.

[Bernado1]

28 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

Wait,wait,wait,so we were playing the whole time,killing monsters,surviving all seasons,gaining ancient knowledge,sailing into the sea...

With a 8 year old girl ? isn't it too much for a child ?

Edited October 3, 2019 by Bernado1

[NinofanTOG]

3 minutes ago, Bernado1 said:

It's that time of the year again my dudes

 

How would Wortox react to Maxwells costume? 

[Zeklo]

tfw lore drop in the meme thread. Good thing I'm memer trash.

[Akivaq]

i have a cursed image file on my computer and this is what's inside it 

[minespatch]

2 minutes ago, maradyne said:

.....

You know what?
Come to think of it, younger me invalidates my own statement.

8-year-old Wendy is perfectly reasonable, thanks.

 

[Bernado1]

2 minutes ago, NinofanTOG said:

How would Wortox react to Maxwells costume? 

Kinda like a Majin Buu type of trasformation ?

you defeat the fighter you gain his appearance and powers.

edit : so if wortox kill maxwell he would be able to summon shadow clones too ?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Edited October 3, 2019 by Bernado1

[Terra B Welch]

34 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

Hah, I knew she was a mere child.

Checkmate ya filthy vile Wendy lewders, now quit freaking lewding her. I'm serious.

[me real life]

Now that it's 100% undeniable that Wendy's a child, can we drop the silly "Wendy lewders" thing and just call pedophiles "pedophiles"?

[Pelontriques]

31 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

oh, thank god.

[Terra B Welch]

10 minutes ago, Sunset Skye said:

Now that it's 100% undeniable that Wendy's a child, can we drop the silly "Wendy lewders" thing and just call pedophiles "pedophiles"?

Yeah, "Pedophile" is a way better term for them. Regardless of the term, they are stil VILE AND FILTHY.

[Neojenlce]

28 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

well, it's time to reconsider my life choices

[Mike23Ua]

31 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

 You know... I kinda get the feeling that this is some developer secret message as a major hint to who the next Rework is going to be.. because WHY ELSE WOULD YOU RANDOMLY POST THIS?!?!!! lol

[Clownyshush]

35 minutes ago, JoeW said:

Note, we have decided to officially state that Wendy is between 8 and 10 years old. Previously we wanted to leave it up to interpretation but we've decided we want it to be clear going forward.

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[NormalPinkerton]