Terra_Zina Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Think about it. They can cover the entire world in an ingame week. They can craft huge structures and destroy entire buildings with a single stone tool. They can slay humongous beasts and other terrible monstrosities from the depths of heck by sheer will alone, and they can spend entire seasons taking care of farmwork, day and night, with no sleep. The only fuel being a small meaty meal with a cooked mushyroom on the side. Seriously, they must be JACKED. I wouldn't be surprised if they all had an 8-pack underneath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDuelist Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Jesse's theory that everything DST is ripped, was true all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor234 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 They aren't as ripped as you think: While they're able to carry 1,200 pieces of marble around, they still aren't able to carry a statue made out of 1x Marble and 2x Rocks without being slowed down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunk Mujunk Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 On 2/17/2020 at 7:19 PM, minespatch said: @jouste's interpretation. He draws most of the bipedal creatures "ripped". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumpus the 19th Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 8 minutes ago, Dunk Mujunk said: this is scary how well it's drawn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axelocke Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Oh, this reminds me, I hate how almost no body skin is (fully) compatible with Wolfgang because of his giant pounds of meaty arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 7 hours ago, Axelocke said: Oh, this reminds me, I hate how almost no body skin is (fully) compatible with Wolfgang because of his giant pounds of meaty arms. Also to note is the fact that everyone can wear Wolfgang's Gladiator muscles XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CameoAppearance Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I don't count their carrying capacity towards their buffness because it seems more like they have hyperspace pockets to me, but yeah, they're probably pretty dang buff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 15 hours ago, Viktor234 said: They aren't as ripped as you think: While they're able to carry 1,200 pieces of marble around, they still aren't able to carry a statue made out of 1x Marble and 2x Rocks without being slowed down! Immo the rook/bishops/knight statues carry shadows inside. Headcanon: Pretty sure that's the case with almost every chesspiece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueGamer12 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I won't be surprised if the shadows did some shadow magic to the survivors, considering how characters like Willow is immune to fire and Wendy can summon her dead sister using a flower. Kind of think of it like how the Entity from Dead By Daylight gives the killers powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csc_unit Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 13 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said: Also to note is the fact that everyone can wear Wolfgang's Gladiator muscles XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruhmoment23 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 17 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said: Also to note is the fact that everyone can wear Wolfgang's Gladiator muscles XD I know i reposted this here from max's memes but it just fits this thread too well to not post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 Wendy would basically be this by now: : P ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted March 9, 2020 Share Posted March 9, 2020 My tierlist for rip-ness. 1. Wolfgang 2. Wigfrid 3. Woodie 4. Winona 5. Wortox 6. Wilson 7. Warly 8. Willow 9. Maxwell 10. Wurt 11. Webber 12. Wormwood 13. Wickerbottom 14. Wendy 15. Wes N/A: WX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrimbles Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 5:05 AM, Canis said: My tierlist for rip-ness. 1. Wolfgang 2. Wigfrid 3. Woodie 4. Winona 5. Wortox 6. Wilson 7. Warly 8. Willow 9. Maxwell 10. Wurt 11. Webber 12. Wormwood 13. Wickerbottom 14. Wendy 15. Wes N/A: WX Bruh how are you going to put a tiny child and a bunch of sticks above Wicker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Ogrecakes said: Bruh how are you going to put a tiny child and a bunch of sticks above Wicker they just lift Wurt and smack the enemies with the fish, instant death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoscopeFelix Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Now this is a topic I can get behind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 3/7/2020 at 1:38 PM, Axelocke said: Oh, this reminds me, I hate how almost no body skin is (fully) compatible with Wolfgang because of his giant pounds of meaty arms. I got the swimming suit the other day. Makes him look like a player 2 version of Wolfgang while Woodie's biker coat works with contender wolfie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArubaroBeefalo Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 On 7/3/2020 at 7:38 PM, Axelocke said: Oh, this reminds me, I hate how almost no body skin is (fully) compatible with Wolfgang because of his giant pounds of meaty arms. 5 hours ago, minespatch said: I got the swimming suit the other day. Makes him look like a player 2 version of Wolfgang while Woodie's biker coat works with contender wolfie. a dn the forgin chestcover of wilson :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 13, 2020 Share Posted March 13, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 5:05 AM, Canis said: My tierlist for rip-ness. 1. Wolfgang 2. Wigfrid 3. Woodie 4. Winona 5. Wortox 6. Wilson 7. Warly 8. Willow 9. Maxwell 10. Wurt 11. Webber 12. Wormwood 13. Wickerbottom 14. Wendy 15. Wes N/A: WX MY main is a weenie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunk Mujunk Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On 3/9/2020 at 5:05 AM, Canis said: My tierlist for rip-ness. 2. Wigfrid 3. Woodie I feel like Wigfrid and Woodie should be swapped, chopping trees is extremely physical work. I'm almost tempted to say Woodie should share #1 with Wolfgang, but i'd imagine Wolfgang probably puts a bunch of work into his glamor muscles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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