Xedlord

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  1. why did you join the klei forums?

    I originally joined because I had tons of (terrible) ideas for Shipwrecked and DS and I hoped the devs would end up seeing them here.
  2. What games have you been playing?

    Recently I've played a ton of Hollow knight, Nuclear throne, and Sundered, aswell as a decent amount of League of Legends.
  3. Count to 200 without interruption

    Age of adulthood
  4. Count to 200 without interruption

    48 (Has no one noticed that we skipped from 36 to 39 and just kept on going? Shouldn't we restart?)
  5. Our refrigerator door fell off.

    And I ate too many Skittles.

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Well that was a non-sequitur...

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Is the refrigerator going to be okay...?

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      We're gonna get new one, we've been needing a new one for a while anyway.

  6. Uh20190912190707_1.thumb.jpg.80cfc30f6c5b7ff865e8185410dc0e9b.jpg

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      it's a mod crash m9

    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Yeah I realized that after disabling the mods.

      Edit: Just looked back at the picture and it literally says mods and workshop right there... How could I be so blind?

  7. Task a grueling one
  8. How is a plastic pillow though?
  9. Welp, I didn't get the Rosette sail, even though I knew about it the day it became available, I of course forgot because of Nuclear throne and all the other stuff going on.

    Sigh, I wish I was dead.

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      It also might be put up as one of the Klei Rewards™

      Who knows? But it'd be a great way for me to finally get that bottomless pit while I'm sitting on my mountain of points. :wilson_goodjob:

       

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Wait... i just opened DST and got the Roseate sail...

      Did they extend the time frame or something?

    4. minespatch
  10. Turns out the jelly I've been using to make my sandwiches expired 5 and a half years ago.

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    2. Auth

      Auth

      You've been eating toxic sludge for 5 and a half years. We're all an illusion. The Klei forums are just a byproduct of your insane delusions, and hallucinations. It's time to wake up. Wake up.

      Wake up.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      Er... You okay?

    4. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      I'm fine, the jelly wasn't even bad.

  11. I just finished mowing the lawn, it took 7 hours.

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    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      It ain't my lawn, it's the lawn at work, and it normally takes only 4 hours but I had to move extremely slowly so that the dull lawnmower blades would actually cut that stupid grass.

      Also, the lawn is very big.

    3. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Well, you probably made more money then.

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    4. minespatch
  12. I just want my YouTube account back!

    :cry:

    1. minespatch

      minespatch

      What did Youtube attack you for?

  13. Look at my tan!IMG_20190731_175034.thumb.jpg.4626111e1356c59857f8a33a9af9e21d.jpg

    1. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      Look at MY tan!

      Related image

    2. minespatch

      minespatch

      Are you okay, op?:wilson_shocked:

  14. Yesterday I finally beat the Pantheon of the Knight!

    And 10 days ago I completed the Path of Pain!

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    2. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Sorry, I don't have any tips, defeating those guys is just a blur in my mind.

      All I remember is dying the first few times I tried, then forgetting about them for a while, coming back and killing them with minimal difficulty.

    3. minespatch

      minespatch

      What's path of pain? :wilson_shocked:

    4. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      It's an extremely hard platforming challenge in Hollow knight.

  15. Uh well, I repeatedly threw the mouse at the floor and walls, so now the right click no longer works.

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    2. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      You have a phone. Use it.

      Or learn some anger management techniques.

    3. Xedlord

      Xedlord

      Bruhg, I ain't got no phone except my mom's flip-phone.

    4. watermelen671

      watermelen671

      GetSomeHelp.

      Seriously ma dude, there is no need to yeet your mouse around, just go punch a pillow, at least then you won't need a new mouse.