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Unfortunately Wagstaff is too busy right now trying to get his teleportation umbrella to land him into the playable cast of DST characters that he completely forgot to wish them a Happy Birthday on his own robotic son/daughters creation date.

Ah oh well, keep trying Wagstaff maybe you’ll be added to DST someday, after all.. what a child wants most for their birthday is to spend quality parent/child time with their Mom or Dad.

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do you guys have noticed that wx has been nerfed in this update?

more quantity and variety of food

more ice boxes required for storing all that food

more gears to fridges and less to our robot

nerfed in its birthday. sad.

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i am just joking. please lets not begin that discussion

 

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Prestigious celebration of a certain given unit of time, the metric that humans can't fully comprehend, being the same unit at which given moment an automatic robotic android with fully operational digestive system, highly suffering from exposure to H2O in it's form ranging in temperatures from 0.4 °C to 99.6°C, bearing the name WX-78 has been created and published in the famous Don't Starve game developed by Klei Entertainment, a game developer studio based in Vancover, Canada, America,Terra, Sol, Milky Way. Klei themselves designated that the particuliarly mentioned automaton bearing the name WX-78 was created by a certain character in the Don't Starve game lore, Robert Wagstaff, who also created a functional puncture in space-time using previously unknown knowledge, aknowledged by Wagstaff thanks to Shadows, allowing people to be transported into the world of the Don't Starve game. The aformentioned automatic robot specialies in hatred of everything possible with the exception of anorganics and other automatic robotic androids. WX-78, a previously aknowledged automatic robotic android out of this world, also bears a particuliar likeness in exploiting everything to make anything the most possibly efficent everything can be.

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10 minutes ago, __IvoCZE__ said:

Prestigious celebration of a certain given unit of time, the metric that humans can't fully comprehend, being the same unit at which given moment an automatic robotic android with fully operational digestive system, highly suffering from exposure to H2O in it's form ranging in temperatures from 0.4 °C to 99.6°C, bearing the name WX-78 has been created and published in the famous Don't Starve game developed by Klei Entertainment, a game developer studio based in Vancover, Canada, America,Terra, Sol, Milky Way. Klei themselves designated that the particuliarly mentioned automaton bearing the name WX-78 was created by a certain character in the Don't Starve game lore, Robert Wagstaff, who also created a functional puncture in space-time using previously unknown knowledge, aknowledged by Wagstaff thanks to Shadows, allowing people to be transported into the world of the Don't Starve game. The aformentioned automatic robot specialies in hatred of everything possible with the exception of anorganics and other automatic robotic androids. WX-78, a previously aknowledged automatic robotic android out of this world, also bears a particuliar likeness in exploiting everything to make anything the most possibly efficent everything can be.

ummm......si?

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13 minutes ago, __IvoCZE__ said:

Prestigious celebration of a certain given unit of time, the metric that humans can't fully comprehend, being the same unit at which given moment an automatic robotic android with fully operational digestive system, highly suffering from exposure to H2O in it's form ranging in temperatures from 0.4 °C to 99.6°C, bearing the name WX-78 has been created and published in the famous Don't Starve game developed by Klei Entertainment, a game developer studio based in Vancover, Canada, America,Terra, Sol, Milky Way. Klei themselves designated that the particuliarly mentioned automaton bearing the name WX-78 was created by a certain character in the Don't Starve game lore, Robert Wagstaff, who also created a functional puncture in space-time using previously unknown knowledge, aknowledged by Wagstaff thanks to Shadows, allowing people to be transported into the world of the Don't Starve game. The aformentioned automatic robot specialies in hatred of everything possible with the exception of anorganics and other automatic robotic androids. WX-78, a previously aknowledged automatic robotic android out of this world, also bears a particuliar likeness in exploiting everything to make anything the most possibly efficent everything can be.

this is beautiful. i am pretty sure wx would cry if he didnt have water issues

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