GetNerfedOn Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Crafting Menu 1.2 Changes: Reverted the crafting menu back to its original form by default Added toggle for new crafting menu Made Lazy Forager refuelable Lazy Deserter can now be used in Singleplayer world Charge the Deserters for use by striking them with a Telelocator Staff Only Two at a time can be charged; attempting to charge a third one will have the Telelocator staff strike you instead Charged Deserters will have a special map icon Added Treadmill for Wolfgang Allows Wolfgang to build a Feet meter separate from Mightiness and increase his speed up to 2x Removed Fireproof Falsetto and replaced it with Accelerondo, which boosts affected players' movespeed by 1.5x for 3 minutes Increased Applied Horticulture's affected plants to 20. Added Billy and Mumsy into the Atrium Biome. Their fate is yours from here on out... Added DST Kart Mode Can be accessed by clicking on the Moonblind Crow in the Trade Inn Currently has 2 modes – Gran Prix and Versus All the characters now have baby versions you can play as Added a wide variety of vehicles to ride on Winona car Basic kart Normal stats Should be called Wilson Kart instead Can also be used in regular gameplay (epic footage here!) Wes bicycle Extreme speed You immediately vaporize if you get rammed into Ridable Werebeaver (Wendy exclusive) Relatively fast Wendy will always smile when riding Woodie Can gain bonuses upon plowing into trees Ridable Koalefant Relatively durable Speeds up when eating Salt Crystals Ridable Ewecus Similar stats to Koalefant but can shoot snot Ridable Spider Queen Slowest kart, but most durable Immune to powerups Will send spiders to attack enemy karts Ride of the Valkyrie Basically its just Wigfrid running but with her spear between her legs like she’s a witch Max damage ramming into other karts The Conqueror Readded Warbucks riding in a wagon pulled by pigs Literally the best at performing drive by shootings with his musket Takes no damage ramming into pigs The Sea Legs The Sea Legs but basically with wheels Slow, but Has the highest damage attack with its cannon Is susceptible to being rammed by Wigfrid Umbrus Kartus Maxwell gains much of his magical potency back and he gets to ride on a chair supported by 4 Duelists Slow acceleration, fast speed, easy to damage Cannot use items Items like the Slurtle Shell, Snurtle Shell, Pearl (Shell), Cave Banana Peels, End is Nigh! Road Safety Edition, Willow's Fireball Spewer and are still a work in progress so stay tuned! Added 12 tracks for Gran Prix Wilson Circuit Dragonfly Dunes Mosaic Graveyard Blues Coconut Mall Mount Waxwell Pig King Gardens Dragoon’s Den Pinacle Peril The Island. Baby Park “Pretty Chill” Lagoon Atrium Road You can play versus on your worlds by defeating Celestial Champion, who now has a 1/100 chance to drop the Racing Flag Item that can activate Versus Mode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoysenSyrup Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Wow! I don't hate this game anymore! Awesome! This is so cool! This news is exciting to me! Wow! Can you believe it guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Variant Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Finally. The update we've been waiting on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waoling Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Where is the nerf? Wolfgang and Wigfrid too op. Also versus mode is just Pvp server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jan Mele Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 God, these carts XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkShark Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 It's okay i guess... I'm a bit disappointed Woodie doesn't turn into a were-maple leaf. oh well, better chance next year.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left 4 Sharkb8 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Didn't add Catmando!!!! Worst patch EVER!!!!! And I explicitly stated that I would QUIT if you didn't make Garfield into an official character, instead of just a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodIess Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I remember how a couple of years ago, on the 1st, I joked that the adhesives would make a rework of the Wes, describing all the innovations. and after 4 hours a rework came out in which almost everything that I described was added ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck986 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Now that's what I call a good update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhh2 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Ok...? But where warbucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 1, 2022 Author Share Posted April 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, hhh2 said: Ok...? But where warbucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szczuku Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Missed from the main log: Finally removed Maxwell Memes. After long and careful consideration we've decided that this was the best outcome for the game, as our only writer, Steve, kept getting distracted by them. Up until now all the writing was being handled by our janitor, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primalflower Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I need to make it so my update bot doesn't just detect "[Game Update]" in a post. This one got me by the heart, with that reverting crafting stuff in the embed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goblinball Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Update too unintuitive 0/10 klei please revert changes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hhh2 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 58 minutes ago, GetNerfedOn said: now i wish this were real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spino43 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I would expect some beefalo-manure April's Fool joke like dumb nerfs and memes. But this my friend, this is actual good update. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggf Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I see no mention of Wolfgang getting a gun so the game is still unplayable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlrust Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 3 hours ago, GetNerfedOn said: Added DST Kart Mode No joke, I would play the crap out of this if they ever did one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubious little Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 22 minutes ago, Owlrust said: No joke, I would play the crap out of this if they ever did one. Sanity is lost upon getting hit by a blueshell/other instances of getting mario kart'd, this unlocks shadow items such as the shadow shell which acts the same as a blue shell except it targets whoever is in last place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dextops Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 life_could_be_a_dream360P.mp4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Echsrick Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 of all the fake updates, your the most beliveable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guille6785 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 I love how you started with exaggerated versions of popular requests for a bit and then just went on a tangent for the rest of the post about dst kart anyway still no option for wolfgang to glory kill low hp enemies so F tier update Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left 4 Sharkb8 Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Guille6785 said: I love how you started with exaggerated versions of popular requests for a bit and then just went on a tangent for the rest of the post about dst kart anyway still no option for wolfgang to glory kill low hp enemies so F tier update Wolfgang wouldn't be able to glory kill. The Doom Slayer is able to glory kill because of incredible amounts of rage (And weird angel steroid rituals, because Doom, I guess), and Wolfgang is just little wimpy man who lift stone weights and cry when he see spider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty_Mentos Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 No Willow riding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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