Playtime record

[mathmanican]

1 minute ago, Saturnus said:

@Oozinator has appearantly played the game about twice as long as it's been out as it's 3.6 years. Apparently.

Only needs 136 more days to hit 4 years constant 24/7 playtime. Of course this is @Oozinator we're talking about so I'm pretty sure this can be done in less than one mortal day.

Unless another call interrupts.

[KittenIsAGeek]

1 hour ago, Oozinator said:

*bows submissively while chanting* We're not worthy! We're not worthy!  

 

Seriously, though.. wow.  I humbly admit that I do not have nearly as much ONI experience as you do.

[Oozinator]

One thing to you three, below me (because me =  king of the hill).
Infidels!
There are many options, that it can be true.
Time travel for example, is one of them!

5 minutes ago, mathmanican said:

... I'm pretty sure this can be done in less than one mortal day...

 

Just now, KittenIsAGeek said:

..Seriously..

 

11 minutes ago, Saturnus said:

...twice as long..

 

[mathmanican]

2 minutes ago, Oozinator said:

Time travel

I knew it. You've unlocked the secret. Please let me be your padawan. (Bows deeply)

[Oozinator]

Just now, mathmanican said:

I knew it. You've unlocked the secret. Please let me be your padawan. (Bows deeply)

Dear Sir / Mam / X

[Skrivener]

On 4/19/2019 at 1:58 AM, blash365 said:

Please add an approximate amount of afk-time to your values, guys.

 

On 4/18/2019 at 12:27 AM, Skrivener said:

Not a lot of afk, probably 10% or less.

[Gurgel]

14 hours ago, Oozinator said:

That would be about 3.5 years. Does ONI even exist that long?

Not accusing you of anything, but would support my suspicion these numbers are about as accurate as dupes trying to discuss philosophy

[fishoutofwater]

On 4/21/2019 at 2:15 AM, Oozinator said:

are you from the future?cyborg?does oni take over the world?

[BadlyBurned]

All this stuff becomes scary when you actually break it down into days, months, or years.

I remember for Team Fortress 2 I was at like over 100 days straight playing just the Demoman... just casually playing over a few years lead to that.

 

Steam should have the option of turning those counters off. My posture is enough of a reminder that I play too much games, I don't need virtual Big Brothers help.

[OxCD]

Yopyop ! Noob's comin' !!

Knowing I'm mostly (almost only) playing ONI as video game.

But hey, wait a minute, no AFK at all, & just bought this game in January, the 9th to be precise. So only 106 days ago. Not that bad, yeeeh ?

[Junksteel]

I bought the game on January 31 2019.

No AFK.

[Oozinator]

2 minutes ago, Junksteel said:

I bought the game on January 31 2019.

No AFK.

 

[TOOK14]

I broke 3,000 hours today, granted I have AFKed plenty, but I will say most of that time is in survival, just waiting for materials to come in and dupes to get through work orders.

On a side note, anyone else notice the background image on steam seems to be a random screenshot of one of your bases?

 

[pacovf]

That’s true for all steam games. It will cycle through the pictures in the store if you don’t have screenshots, or through your screenshots if you do.

[TOOK14]

Huh, didn't realize I had screenshots on steam.

[Sasza22]

49 minutes ago, pacovf said:

That’s true for all steam games. It will cycle through the pictures in the store if you don’t have screenshots, or through your screenshots if you do.

Oh that`s why i it shows an image of a non existent materila entry from the codex for me. It puzzled me why would they advertise the game with something that`s not there. I forgot i made a screenshot of it earlier.

[KieraGreywolf]

Oh... Well then... *Sweeps her numbers under a rug* Nothing to see here folks.

I no longer feel badly that when I see people's builds on forums or try to read a post explaining some sort of automation system my brain breaks and I feel lost. I'm just a wee ONI baby in comparison to most of you (All of you? Pretty sure all of you at this point). This is what happens when you forget you own a game for over a year.

[mathmanican]

On 4/17/2019 at 9:52 PM, Smithe37 said:

How much time have you spent here?

I was gonna wait till I could beat your record @Smithe37, but decided that wouldn't be fair. 

My forum hours might be higher though.  

[ozymandias_3]

Playing on a laptop I fear that if I go AFK , the thing might catch fire. Still a measly 1291 Hours. 

[Moah]

Hi!

Have about 10% afk time.

Spoiler

 

[FiannaTiger]

I guess I started back after having 3hrs of playtime from early access (no geysers time frame) around Jan/Feb this year.

[metallichydra]

On 20/4/2019 at 9:15 PM, Oozinator said:

and here we have an example of how people can waste their life.

Spoiler

I got the game 2 or 3 weeks ago, and I still only have:

Spoiler

 

 

we should make a poll and see how many % of the players have more than 2000 hours

[OxCD]

2 hours ago, metallichydra said:

and here we have an example of how people can waste their life.

 

"and here we have an example of how people can spoof their life" would fit better I think, considering the photoshop.

[CaptainChaotica]

Ya know, if you took out...say, a DIGIT...we might be _slightly_ more likely to believe you...

...Notorious

[Oozinator]

8 hours ago, metallichydra said:

and here we have an example of how people can waste their life.

 

and here we have an example how ppl waste their life, commenting other peoples wasted life.