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oc theory: Webber's mouth is not his mouth


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I like to think that Webber as a boy was merged with spider after his ,,ressurection". I mean it's obvious that human boy living inssde spider that's also alive is kinda impossible. How would they body systems work and all that stuff. And yes spidrrs mouth moves whenever Webber speaks

except he's a human-spider meshed together monster, so why is it not possible he is growing a silk beard as a BEARD, around his mouth, instead of hair? 

normal spiders produce silk the normal way, the horrific monster that is webber grows a beard of it like a human grows a beard of hair. Just not sure why it has to be his butt when he's not even a normal spider to begin with, but rather some weird mutant =P 

i'm positive that's his mouth because:

- it moves when he speaks

- he shoves food into it to eat

- normal DST spiders have mouths right in that location, looking exactly the same, that they eat / bite with

13 hours ago, Jynn said:

- normal DST spiders have mouths right in that location, looking exactly the same, that they eat / bite with

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It is canon: All spiders are butt-faced spiders, except for spider queen who actually has sensible anatomy (i think)

18 hours ago, JellyUltra said:

can I say "spider anal leakage" on the klei forums?

Keep your arms away you dink, that's a my theory!

..Although I can't seem to find my post, I guess it's too old and got archived or crap. It was probably over a year ago.

*clears throat* EVERYBODY!

So this is kinda relevant to the topic...
My theory about how Webber came to be is...

There was a boy afraid of spiders blah blah blah... He went into the forest (Constant one probably) and he met Spider Queen. Now since he was arachnophobic he couldn't move- he was paralyzed of fear. The Queen ate him whole (cuz he is about 12 years old) and since he is INDIGESTABLE her stomach acid didn't turn him into food that spider larva eats (or however spider females work). She spawned a mix of spider and human. Therefore webber isn't a human boy living inside spider. He is a spider combined with human. That's why instead of growing human hair he grows silk as a beard.

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