Bluegeist Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 I think WX has the funniest lines. Behold the Winter's Feast tree saga: Festive Tree Planter- "MY MINIONS HAVE PROMISED IT WILL GROW A SPECIAL TREE" Winter's Feast Tree (sapling)- "I AWAIT THE SPECIAL TREE. WILL IT ENSLAVE HUMANITY?" Winter's Feast Tree fully grown- "IT'S JUST A TREE... WE ARE SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF THEM" Winter's Feast Tree (burning)- "RECOMPENSE FOR YOUR HUMAN TREE LIES" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1161050 Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted March 3, 2019 Share Posted March 3, 2019 Quote Festive Lights“WE ARE DECORATING WITH ROBOT GUTS”–WX-78 I like to imagine that WX is screaming with anxiety. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1161071 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theukon-dos Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Definitly WX's. some of my favorites are HIS NAME IS HAL AND HE IS MY FRIEND -examining the toy robot MOONBASE, AH, MOONBASE -Moonbase MEATSACKS TAKE TIME TO DRY -Drying rack(drying) THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS -carved hornucopia WHY IS NOONE ACKNOWLEDGING THAT IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN? -Kingly figure SPIDER CHILD. WATCH ME CONSUME YOUR TINY BRETHREN -spider candy Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1161310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tapirus Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 -Sad quotes: "Now no one can tell when I'm crying." (Wendy - Desert Goggles) "If only my friends could see me now..." (Wilson - Accomploshrine completed, in PS4 Don't Starve) "I want to go home, but we can't find the way." (Webber - The Survivor skin set) "I can't help myself!" (Willow - Starting a involuntary fire, in Don't Starve) Wolfgang and Woodie feels bad digging graves. ("Sorry, dead peoples!" - "Sorry! Don't haunt me") "I'm so sorry Charlie." (Maxwell, Codex Umbra) -Funny quotes: "Baaaah yourself!" (Wilson - Volt Goat) "Life is blood and this." (Wendy - Manure) "Hey Maxwell, I think you dropped these!" (Willow - Second-Hand Dentures) "Is rock. What you not get?" (Wolfgang - Rocks) "HEY SCIENTIST THIS HORRIBLE JUNK LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU" (WX-78 - Gnome) "I told you people, I am not a vampire!" (Maxwell - Broken Stake) "Finally, a safe weapön with which tö spar with my new allies." (Wigfrid - Back Scratcher) "Wigfrid keeps jumping out and hitting me with it?!" (Wilson - Back Scratcher) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1161326 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeGuy Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Winona's new Spotlight quote is getting at something in me, but I'm not sure if it's supposed to be funny or sad (or both): "Sorry, Charlie." Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1163174 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegeist Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 3 hours ago, SpikeGuy said: Winona's new Spotlight quote is getting at something in me, but I'm not sure if it's supposed to be funny or sad (or both): "Sorry, Charlie." According to the YouTube description for the animated short, Winona made these gadgets to protect her friends from Charlie. So it is sad Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1163269 Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurtleKitty Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Webber's quotes for honey nugs and orange soda always make me smile. As does his calling the snow birb Francis. All of the failed-to-resurrect-Abigail quotes are Tear Jerker. Wish Wes had miming quotes, like "Gestures to {person} and swoons at their outfit" or "Happy, childish dancing". Some kind of line to give indication to what he likes. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1163271 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeGuy Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 Wolfgang: Boulder- "Everyone watch! Wolfgang will deadlift!" Wilson: Wolfgang Ghost- "I told you you couldn't deadlift that boulder, %s. The numbers were all wrong." Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174082 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 On 3/2/2019 at 8:07 PM, minespatch said: I like to imagine that WX is screaming with anxiety. Welcome back to another round of "zooming in onto funny faces because I have the humor of a 6 year old" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prismaux Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 One quote that makes me inexplicably happy is Wickerbottom examing Bones: "Remains of a life well lived". Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeGuy Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Wortox has several quotes talking about how he can't touch things with his hands (or he'll suck their souls out), but the Ewelet line in particular stood out to me: "Just know that I'm petting you in my mind." Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174108 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfessorAlpaca Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Wortox has steadily become my favorite character, partly by his perks, but a big part is his quotes and personality. I'm a sucker for bad puns, so his nature of saying things in rhymes is very amusing to me. Gunpowder- "I'll spell your doom with a mighty BOOM!" After his initial announcement I had hopes that Wortox's voice would be a fiddle in reference to The Devil Went Down to Georgia. This turned out to be the case and gets even better with one of his quotes: Luxury Axe- "Now where's my golden fiddle?" "Hyuyu!" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegeist Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 "Fiddle dee dee, HERE COMES A BEE!" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeagleSnorf Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 Imagine Wortox scrolling through memes and just saying,”Holy $&?@ here comes the Zucc.” Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174309 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetNerfedOn Posted April 4, 2019 Author Share Posted April 4, 2019 What i can decidedly say is that Wortox quotes remind me of - and are decidedly superior to - Shantotto's quotes from FFXI. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174310 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oCrapaCreeper Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 On 3/2/2019 at 2:59 AM, GetNerfedOn said: Another question: What's the most tear-jerking quote for you? Trying use a Telltale Heart on Abigail. Wendy: "Why isn't it working, Abigail?" Webber: "Wendy would've been so happy if it worked." Maxwell: "I had to try." etc... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174322 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 2C3D Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 2 hours ago, oCrapaCreeper said: Trying use a Telltale Heart on Abigail. Wendy: "Why isn't it working, Abigail?" Webber: "Wendy would've been so happy if it worked." Maxwell: "I had to try." etc... Winona: “No one should ever lose a sister” Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174367 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpikeGuy Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 52 minutes ago, The 2C3D said: Winona: “No one should ever lose a sister” Charlie even has a "-..." comment to that. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
FeagleSnorf Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 I think the reason the telltale heart doesn’t work on Abigail is because it only works on people who’ve died in the constant. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174745 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theukon-dos Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 24 minutes ago, FeagleSnorf said: I think the reason the telltale heart doesn’t work on Abigail is because it only works on people who’ve died in the constant. Actually, I belive that Wickerbottom says the reason it doesn't work on her is because her soul's bound to the flower. and I still want to know what happens if you revive someone with the shadow atrium Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174751 Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Da LOLs Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 21 minutes ago, Theukon-dos said: and I still want to know what happens if you revive someone with the shadow atrium is that even possible? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174761 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonetribe Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 While the examination quote's in general are one of my favorite parts about this game, I adore pretty much every god damn thing that comes out of Webber's blessed spider mouth. The fact that a young child like him can remain so sweet natured and optimistic despite such horrible circumstances just warms my heart~ Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174764 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theukon-dos Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 hours ago, 4 Da LOLs said: is that even possible? Well none of the characters ever mention it, However, It already has the ability to ressurect the dead, as we see in the ancient fuelweaver. In addition, Wilson says that it's the Telltale heart's heartbeat spesifically that brings ghosts back to life, and when you drop the telltale heart on the ground, it, you guessed it, has a perpetual heartbeat. My guess is that, while it's possible, is a very, very bad idea. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174896 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxposting Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 4. 3. 2019 at 6:32 AM, Tapirus said: "I want to go home, but we can't find the way." Is this Them ripping Webber's brain up? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theukon-dos Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 minutes ago, __IvoCZE__ said: Is this Them ripping Webber's brain up? No, He's wearing a live spider, not a spider suit. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/102227-on-examination-quotes/page/2/#findComment-1174910 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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