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Sacrifices to appease the Klei Gods


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18 hours ago, Josonic said:

On PS4 we already sacrificed Winter's Feast just to try and get Year of the Varg and that still hasn't worked. Klei doesn't care about our sacrifices 

The only sacrifice you could bring to really please the Klei Gods is to buy the game on steam. This will make them happy and bless you with the special ability to play the holy events of all times!

All of this is true because it rhymes.

29 minutes ago, minespatch said:

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I’m starting to think that slipstor is your life goal and achievment that was found in the game codes

20 hours ago, Sinister_Fang said:

Done. Ok, who's next?

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Sacrifice Wolfgang this time. Strike fear into those tryhard elitests

20 minutes ago, AretMaw said:

@minespatch They want to sacrifice the Skin Trader. You have to stop them.

No, kill him

skin trader is a bad dude man

he gives you one terrible item for 9 items

is it worth giving 9 commons (around 45 cents) for something worth only 11 cents

HUH?

dude I sound terrible like this

 

On 2/22/2018 at 9:58 AM, fimmatek said:

The only sacrifice you could bring to really please the Klei Gods is to buy the game on steam. This will make them happy and bless you with the special ability to play the holy events of all times!

All of this is true because it rhymes.

I understand you are making a joke, but it's not really appreciated by me. It's extremely frustrating how Klei has treated the game on PS4. And people always says that it's Sony's fault, not Klei's, but it's just plain untrue. The certification process does not take 6 months to get an update through.

Regardless though, I ALREADY DID BUY IT ON STEAM. I've bought both DS and DST on steam because at one point Klei was treating the game on PS4 with repsect, pushing out updates a week or two after they hit PC and I didn't mind supporting what I thought was a good studio. But unfortunately my PC is ****, and anyways I like playing on PS4 more (sue me). I shouldn't have to pay double to get an almost as good experience.

If Klei are unable of treating console users near the same as PC, then they shouldn't have released it on console. The fact that they just released it on XBOX after struggling to give PS4 updates for as long as they have, is a slap in the face. It's a clear money grab. I don't care that we can't get mods. I don't care that we can't trade skins. I don't care that we don't have special promotions for loyalty skins. All I want is seasonal updates around the season they represent, and content updates to be within 3 months of when PC gets it. That's incredibly reasonable.

We STILL have hallowed nights on PS4. It's been 115 days since Halloween. That's 4 months

11 hours ago, Josonic said:

I understand you are making a joke, but it's not really appreciated by me. It's extremely frustrating how Klei has treated the game on PS4. And people always says that it's Sony's fault, not Klei's, but it's just plain untrue. The certification process does not take 6 months to get an update through.

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I'm sorry if I hurt you, it wasn't my intention. I tried to keep it funny but not offensive.

Regarding the updates, I'm part of some other games' communities which are also available on steam and consoles and all of them are months behind on PS4 compared to steam. They get updates very rarely, but then with a lot of content. So it seems to me the issue is more on Sony's side then Klei's. Why would they keep the PS-version away from the updates, making part of their playerbase angry, if they could do it so simply? Just my thoughts. 

Anyways, sorry for the derail. I'll stop. 

4 hours ago, DarithD said:

but WX a robot, he doesn't have a heart!

Guess we'll just have to open him up and see. Maybe we could offer the robotic equivalent to a heart. Although it's just not the same if it's not real flesh. But I suppose it'll have to do...

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