Maxwell Memes: The Sequel

[Y0sH]

9 minutes ago, gaymime said:

an old lady that just can't catch a break. i wonder how many scam calls she gets every night talking about "reverse mortgages"

I got the idea from your hot tub one lol

[Duck986]

9 hours ago, SilverSpoon said:

a joke that makes someone feel miserable and laugh at it is a failed joke.

a failed joke is a joke that's not funny. yet dark humor and self-irony can be funny.

[Chewabacca]

3 hours ago, gaymime said:

an old lady that just can't catch a break. i wonder how many scam calls she gets every night talking about "reverse mortgages"

Wait didn't she literally have to block spam callers (aka gestalts) on her island. New headcanon: Pearl is on the "do not call" list and meticulously blocks every call she gets from someone she doesn't know.

[HellHeater]

3 hours ago, Duck986 said:

a failed joke is a joke that's not funny.

But a non-funny joke can be pretty funny. Here is one:

"Dad I'm hungry"

"Hi hungry I'm dad"

[gaymime]

3 hours ago, Chewabacca said:

Wait didn't she literally have to block spam callers (aka gestalts) on her island. New headcanon: Pearl is on the "do not call" list and meticulously blocks every call she gets from someone she doesn't know.

loooool, you are right XD she did in fact dnc all the gestalts X'''D now her being cranky is way more justified

[NPCMaxwell]

15 hours ago, gaymime said:

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?
That's not my department" say Wernher von Braun Wagstaff

THANKS now I can never listen to one of my favourite Tom Lehrer songs without always hearing Wagstaff instead anymore!!!!

[Szczuku]

[ALCRD]

1 hour ago, Szczuku said:

I've been absent from these forums for a while. And i am a bit confused about the outrage mainly about Wendy coming from Chinese players.

[loopuleasa]

On 1/25/2025 at 2:49 AM, Just-guy said:

Tier list on how appetizing the dishes look for me

 

I almost put Beefalo Treats on Would try it because they kinda look like pudding

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And if you include entire Don't Starve franchise, you have to place this one in the SS tier
"Simply Sublime" tier

[Captain_Rage]

3 hours ago, ALCRD said:

I've been absent from these forums for a while. And i am a bit confused about the outrage mainly about Wendy coming from Chinese players.

You are not the only one and if you had been here you most likely still be confused just like the rest of the sane players. >_> I read those rants on occasion and I can't honestly understand the rationale behind the balancing suggestions or what they are even trying to achieve.

[Yifei_]

[PandoPon]

On 1/24/2025 at 7:04 PM, BezKa said:

What anime does Webber love so much?

Maya the Bee

[Frosty_Mentos]

3 hours ago, Yifei_ said:

Farewell, 2000 days of progress.

[Baguettes]

3 hours ago, Yifei_ said:

NOOOOOOOOO. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. MY ENTIRE GIANT CROPS FARM WAS BURNED BY A RED HOUND BITING A DEADLY BRIGHTSHADE EARLIER TODAY.

[ALCRD]

My last few braincells as of late:

 

 

[Yukanur]

[MayhemGaming460]

[Echsrick]

3 hours ago, MayhemGaming460 said:

troll gloomer, DRAINS sanity instead of raising it

[SirToastyToes]

On 1/28/2025 at 7:22 AM, loopuleasa said:

And if you include entire Don't Starve franchise, you have to place this one in the SS tier
"Simply Sublime" tier

UL Tier (Unforgettable Luncheon)

Edited January 31, 2025 by SirToastyToes

[BezKa]

 

Thanks Klei

Edited January 31, 2025 by BezKa

[Dr. Safety]

Wendy when the beta goes live (she just needed a few QOL changes and some fun character themed perks):

[Steorra]

Folks in beta branch these days:

[Echsrick]

nerd emote wilson

[Yukanur]

do you prefer deerclops with one eye or two eyes?

[HellHeater]

15 minutes ago, Yukanur said:

do you prefer deerclops with one eye or two eyes?

"Two-headed. What? You get more for your money that way."