Jump to content

Weird logic in Don't Starve


Recommended Posts

A strong Canadian lumberjack can lift exactly as much as a little girl, he also has as much vitality as said little girl.

A Librarian and a Scientist are both afraid of the dark.

Hair has bones.

Getting frozen solid doesn't freeze you (no freezing damage)

Walruses don't bust myths.

40 X 8 rocks in backpack => TOTALLY FINE!

Completely empty piggyback => TOO HEAVY! 10% SPEED PENALTY!
 

4 hours ago, Mobbstar said:

"How do these even fit into my pocket?"

-Ms. Wickerbottom, about stone walls

"Pocket-sized walls. Yup." -Maxwell

yeah one thing i find really odd about dont starve.. No thirst bar. Thirst is more important aspect of life than starvation.. U can live a week without eating anything but this is impossible without drinking water. A special flask slot would be awesome where u also need to put ur flask and drink water taken from lakes.

3 minutes ago, Gingerbread said:

yeah one thing i find really odd about dont starve.. No thirst bar. Thirst is more important aspect of life than starvation.. U can live a week without eating anything but this is impossible without drinking water. A special flusk slot would be awesome where u also need to put ur flusk and drink water taken from lakes.

Shhh! Don't give Klei ideas!

On 2016-02-24 at 7:22 AM, Asparagus said:

meat.jpg.53435d715e24752781d9fd5e9066e3a

 

I always thought that logic as, give food to new generation so they will grow up in a nutritious environment. But yeah meat effigy is totally weird. so boards represent bones of the char, beard hair will be any hair on the body including pubic hair and finally meat represents the other organs of the person who is gonna be resurrected.

Just now, Gingerbread said:

I always thought that logic as, give food to new generation so they will grow up in a nutritious environment. But yeah meat effigy is totally weird. so boards represent bones of the char, beard hair will be any hair on the body including pubic hair and finally meat represents the other organs of the person who is gonna be resurrected.

I always saw the meat effigy like something as voodo, when the beard is just the link between the user and the magic artifact, that's why it is in the magic tab isn't it?, and here is where the logic fails again, when beardless characters are able to make a meat effigy too, that feels more like a mistake

Wild bores living in bamboo huts, meaning it's a weaker and less intelligent design, but they still have lightbulbs or lamps at least due to the sound

Maxwell getting mad at you for getting close to him????

spiders coming out of tumbleweeds

spiders being half your size

spider queens being bigger than you

pig guards screaming "FOR KING!!!!" as they charge at you for getting too close to a patch of grass they were "guarding"

Ice flingomatic making endless snowballs

ice flingomatic knowing where fire is

killing an elephant gives you the same amount of steak as a huge bearger that shakes the ground every time it steps

Biiiigfoot

Bigfoot

Opening a wrapped gift to see someone's decapitated (yet formal) head

pengulls never hatch from their eggs, in fact, their eggs rot

a volcano being nearly impossible to find besides the fact ITS A GIANT FRICKIN LAVA MOUNTAIN

Electrified goats lactate upon death (conveniently in a glass bottle, too!)

Butterflies dropping butter

Krampus' leaving animation

trees coming to life only after a certain amount of days of you being there

teenbirds are coded to automatically aggro on tallbirds (Shows how much Klei hates the tallbird family...)

plants that look like eyes and will even look towards you but are in fact not eyes at all

gluing some rocks to a giant triangle of hair and sticking an eyeball atop it makes it shoot plasma bolts and heal itself like nuts

chester being able to hold enough gold to crash the world's economy twicefold but not making craters every time he hops (Or being to hop in general)

Chester is smart enough to teleport but not smart enough to jump over 2 little hardly frozen puddles of glaciers

you can sail in shipwrecked but on the main island nah nope nuh uh you can't sail on this cardboard ocean

tooth traps springing whenever anything steps on them... except human beings

a picket fence increases food productivity and is made out of stone

purple meat turning into pasta

1 living veggie + 3 sticks = soup

Spicy cheatballs, 1 purple steak and 3 ice cubes and mmm mm good ol' homemade italian

trees growing a giant eyeball and making babies out of seemingly nothing

robots with intelligent AI running off clockwork

metal in tumbleweeds

a slotmachine that produces infinite resources

decapitated animal heads have their eyes glow when the moon is at a certain state

Wilson saying "I could fly away if I had two of these!" while having two of those

wolfgang

wolfgang

wolfgang

wolfgang

two of the same person

rocks straight from space are funny enough shaped exactly like natural earth boulders

a tiny cake lasting 18750 days

frogs falling from the sky

I could be here for a few more days at this rate

2 hours ago, wathgrithr said:

the characters???? for some reason????? dont need to drink??????? water?????????????????????

dont-starve-logic_o_999052.jpg

 

2 hours ago, Gingerbread said:

yeah one thing i find really odd about dont starve.. No thirst bar. Thirst is more important aspect of life than starvation.. U can live a week without eating anything but this is impossible without drinking water. A special flask slot would be awesome where u also need to put ur flask and drink water taken from lakes.

When I first played Don't Starve, I thought the wetness bar was thirst XD

@DragonMage156 I must correct you in that Wilson has 150 food points and his hunger only drains about 75 within a full day circle. Thus, he can survive not just one, but two days without food. Furthermore, starving isn't instant death, but rather deals damage to Wilson, giving him yet more time to survive. He can walk around normally while starving to death, and could technically use bandages to never die of starvation.

Oh, you were mauled nearly to death by a frog? Just eat 150 flowers and you'll be great, physically and mentally!

Are you a grown man who can grow a beard down to his feet in two weeks? That's too bad. Boys grow that in half the time, particularly while dissolving inside of a spider.

Suffering fourth degree burns after starting a forest fire while trying to kill a spider? Take a couple naps, you should be fit in no time. Just don't forget to eat some pies and keep your hunger up.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Please be aware that the content of this thread may be outdated and no longer applicable.

×
  • Create New...