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  1. Wortox Has Arrived!

    Wortox the Pooh
  2. Ban @__IvoCZE__ for not banning the person above him (which is themselves)
  3. O__O Soul stealing from nearby dying creatures... Well, at least he's a cute doggo <3 By his appearance, he could have just been a happy-go-lucky (soul eating) interdimenesional being that wandered into the Constant and got trapped. Can't wait to see the backstory to this one.
  4. Ban Maester Jand for keeping tabs on me. B-baka
  5. Ban @Thieverpedia for maintaining the page to 250.
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    > Be me. > Be tired and on vacation with parents for 2 weeks > Have a few days of serenity but is causing you to go insane > Create a post on the off-topic section of a forum you haven't visited in a long time > Getting fat cus feasting since Dec 22 until today... and maybe until Jan 4. > Nothing to do back home but eat. > Friends invite you to go out > Go out cus you're not doing anything > They take you to a restaurant > Sit down and order all the while they're smiling at you. > They strap you down on the chair and force feed you delicious but excessive amounts of food > Enter a food coma > You wake up > "Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?" Write your own or post one you've seen.
  7. Dropping by for vacation... what do I do here again?

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    2. imsomony


      Oh hai, welcome back!

    3. Asparagus


      I'm so lost... O__O

    4. minespatch


      Heyo man, sorry for the late reply. Next time you return, check out art and lore, DST general, and hamlet's data thread. Things are lively there.:wilson_smile:

  8. are you lost in space?:wilson_cry:

    1. Catteflyterpill


      He'll be back some day...

    2. Asparagus


      **Comes back to pick up loose change**

      **waves back then closes door behind**

    3. crystal_clodet
  9. I remember you.

    1. Asparagus



      I don't remember me.

  10. Did you become a furry?

    1. Asparagus


      I have become a skinny.

      ...what do you call someone becoming a real person?

  11. aRe yOU sTIll aLIIIVEEE

  12. We use the exact same backpack organization and I love you.

  13. Ban xed cus I ship WaterXed