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      Rhymes with Play Dev Cast - Ranching Upgrade Mark I Launch   03/21/2018

      Join us on our Twitch channel on Thursday, March 22nd, 2018, where we will be playing and discussing Oxygen Not Included: Ranching Upgrade Mark I for the update's launch. Don't forget to click on the follow button on the Klei Twitch channel to get alerted whenever we go live. As always, the Rhymes with Play dev streams are live Thursdays at 3:30 PM PST (10:30 PM UTC) Where is it?
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  1. aRe yOU sTIll aLIIIVEEE

  2. We use the exact same backpack organization and I love you.

  3. Ban xed cus I ship WaterXed
  4. The boarrier just wanted to practice his drums... or be a metroNome
  5. Ban pyro for tinfoil hats
  6. ban genitails cus we're 3 shakes of a monkey's reproductive appendage away from getting the wrath of the mods.
  7. Ban D-mage cus you al contributed to this monotonous insanity and I love all of you for it... ~~please perpetuate this cancer~~ This thread must be hell to keep in the forums as by all rights it should not even still be alive so keep banning people you deranged lunatics
  8. Ban Watermelen because poet sounds like our word Puwet which means butt
  9. Oh, what? I woke up at 4:30am because I had to take a huge shi-- uh shot and saw the trailer in my recommended while on the toilet... That's some good sheeeet...

    Thanks jelly, I'm watching episode 2 of the series now... >_> what am I doing with my life

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    2. Asparagus


      Yeah, just change the art direction to hand-drawn and it's basically an anime... a mahou shoujo kind of deal based on the plot

    3. Asparagus


      Yep... even the endings (are cheesy) look like anime endings from like the 90's or early 2000's


    4. ImDaMisterL


      It'd never be as good as Mahou Shoujo though

  11. The Obligatory Forum Upgrade Thread

    inb4 someone forgot if they gave someone a title or not and just gave them one...
  12. Thinking about having my member title be "Abreeable" during April Fools... or maybe the whole month of April

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    2. Asparagus
    3. Donke60


      Hmm really I thought default it would override to the title JoeW gave you before going into senior member.

    4. Asparagus


      Well, the default is you get "Senior Member" once your content count goes up to a thousand... I think...

  13. Went to Invisible, Inc.'s forums to look for Inv. Inc. Badges... found none, gave up after like 3 or 4 topics... (apostrophe after a period for an abbreviation?)

    1. ImDaMisterL


      I went there looking for its theme, but it gone

    2. minespatch


      Have they given up?

    3. Asparagus


      v(  ' - ' )v

  14. Ban L for having and even number of 4 badges and keeping my pseudo-OCD in check