Asparagus

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  1. Ban Maester Jand for keeping tabs on me. B-baka
  2. Ban @Thieverpedia for maintaining the page to 250.
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    > Be me. > Be tired and on vacation with parents for 2 weeks > Have a few days of serenity but is causing you to go insane > Create a post on the off-topic section of a forum you haven't visited in a long time > Getting fat cus feasting since Dec 22 until today... and maybe until Jan 4. > Nothing to do back home but eat. > Friends invite you to go out > Go out cus you're not doing anything > They take you to a restaurant > Sit down and order all the while they're smiling at you. > They strap you down on the chair and force feed you delicious but excessive amounts of food > Enter a food coma > You wake up > "Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?" Write your own or post one you've seen.
  4. hey

    I dropped by too cus I'm on vacation and I'm bored.
  5. Dropping by for vacation... what do I do here again?

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    2. imsomony

      imsomony

      Oh hai, welcome back!

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I'm so lost... O__O

    4. minespatch

      minespatch

      Heyo man, sorry for the late reply. Next time you return, check out art and lore, DST general, and hamlet's data thread. Things are lively there.:wilson_smile:

  6. are you lost in space?:wilson_cry:

    1. Catteflyterpill

      Catteflyterpill

      He'll be back some day...

    2. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      **Comes back to pick up loose change**

      **waves back then closes door behind**

    3. crystal_clodet
  7. I remember you.

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      O__O

      I don't remember me.

  8. Did you become a furry?

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      I have become a skinny.

      ...what do you call someone becoming a real person?

  9. aRe yOU sTIll aLIIIVEEE

  10. We use the exact same backpack organization and I love you.
     

  11. Ban xed cus I ship WaterXed
  12. The boarrier just wanted to practice his drums... or be a metroNome
  13. Ban pyro for tinfoil hats