Joke/Bad Suggestion Thread

[Dextops]

1 hour ago, HowlVoid said:

have fun in hell

We are already here

[SkyistheGround]

character skins give everyone different perks.... except triumphant skins make you auto win because you are now the ruler of the constant

now dst is truly pay to win

[HowlVoid]

9 hours ago, SkyistheGround said:

Now dst is truly pay to win

always has been, just look at Wanda lol!

[HowlVoid]

Add Helen Keller as a playable character and give the full experience.

Edit: My comments didn't merge?! What black sorcery is this?????!!!!!

[ArubaroBeefalo]

Wormwood should be set on fire like in DS so we can use him as a fancy torch

8 minutes ago, HowlVoid said:

Edit: My comments didn't merge?! What black sorcery is this?????!!!!!

Comments only merge when they area close in time

[HowlVoid]

The game will shock you with 50 volts of electricity every time you get hit.

[LinknAllie]

Howlvoid coming up with the best ideas up in here.

[HowlVoid]

Eating too much meat gives your character gout.

Wx-78 is no longer a playable character, instead it spawns in the game controlled by NASA's super computer and attempts to murder you.

[Frashaw27]

If you get hit even once during the entire playthrough, you get hit by an internet continental ballistic missile

[HowlVoid]

If you stop playing at any given time JoeW shows up to your house and beats the sh*t out of you.

Every time you play anyone other than Wormwood a family member dies.

[HumanBean150]

Because construction amulets are so powerful, they should cost 2 green gems.

[QuQuasar]

1 hour ago, HowlVoid said:

Every time you play anyone other than Wormwood a family member dies.

Wendy mains be like "Hah! You can't kill a family member if she's already dead!"

And then Maxwell dies.

[SkyistheGround]

every time you die in the game... you die in real life...

[Wendy C.]

54 minutes ago, QuQuasar said:

Wendy mains be like "Hah! You can't kill a family member if she's already dead!"

And then Maxwell dies.

I like this. 

5 hours ago, BezKa said:

Characters should have different quotes for other characters wearing full skin sets

"Warly looks so professional!" Wickerbottom @ Warly with full chef outfit

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I actually genuinely want that... But that's way too much work for something insignificant.

 

This is... actually really beautiful. 

[Spino43]

1 hour ago, SkyistheGround said:

every time you die in the game... you die in real life...

Damn I must be truly a pro player to be alive typing this.

[Falkenpelz]

On 10/26/2021 at 3:22 AM, HowlVoid said:

Add racial profiling to the game.

Oh wait...

Are you implying we already have it there? What where??

 

Also make HowIVoid a playable character and their perks are a mixture of everything in this thread.

[HowlVoid]

23 minutes ago, Falkenpelz said:

Are you implying we already have it there? What where??

 

Also make HowIVoid a playable character and their perks are a mixture of everything in this thread.

Pigs/bunnymen assuming every monster character is bad.

[RoseAppraiser]

Powdercake addiction: All characters must eat a powdercake on a regular basis or they go through withdrawal. Symptoms include: constant insanity, draining health, insatiable hunger, and many more!

Note: powdercake now requires royal jelly, mandrake, nightmare fuel, and a wobster

[Falkenpelz]

11 minutes ago, RoseAppraiser said:

Powdercake addiction: All characters must eat a powdercake on a regular basis or they go through withdrawal. Symptoms include: constant insanity, draining health, insatiable hunger, and many more!

Note: powdercake now requires royal jelly, mandrake, nightmare fuel, and a wobster

Well, thats one way to make everyone learn how to fight beequeen.

[Erineyes7]

Wes can no longer hold tools or weapons for longer than 20 seconds, they slip right out of his hands

[Mike23Ua]

Add a working weaponized model of the 1989 Batmobile.

(I also begged Rockstar games for this same feature and I ended up getting as close to it as I possibly could have without them getting sued.. I was shocked.. but- I don’t see the same thing happening here.)

which is why it goes into BAD/JOKE Suggestions 

[X-lem]

8 hours ago, Erineyes7 said:

Wes can no longer hold tools or weapons for longer than 20 seconds, they slip right out of his hands

Wes can only use the tools with pantomime skins. If you don’t have those… that sucks.

[Falkenpelz]

When your bonded beefalo dies, it becomes a ghost (just a white, floaty extension of the beefalo head) and can be revived with a telltale heart.

 

 

 

 

This is no joke, please Klei I actually need it I want Beefy and Boof back..

[HowlVoid]

Swap Woodie's and Lucy's souls.

Though I imagine this would just cause Lucy to seclude herself where no one will ever find them again. To spend the rest of her days caressing Woodie the axe, as he screams for death to free him from his torment.

[Wendy C.]

9 minutes ago, HowlVoid said:

Swap Woodie's and Lucy's souls.

Though I imagine this would just cause Lucy to seclude herself where no one will ever find them again. To spend the rest of her days caressing Woodie the axe, as he screams for death to free him from his torment.

I like this image. 
It's beautiful, and heartbreaking at the same time.