Mafia The Worst Memorial Party Ever: Season 2

[GuyNamedChris]

"If I'm not mistaken, isn't the serial killer not a part of the mafia? How will she even know who they are? It's not like she's an investigator or whatever. The only roles she knows are the ones who are dead." Chris said, standing to the side of the room.

[T4T3RGR3NAD3R]

"I'm gonna say we should decisively not give the woman who spends her entire existence lying in order to kill others for no reason a chance to tell the truth to ensure the survival of those she wants to kill for no reason. Also...are you ok there Mobb?"

[T4T3RGR3NAD3R]

"And...how precisely is the air in the cellar better?"

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro was curious about why they wanted Lipton alive. She could still kill them, yes. But she could kill anybody.

"Wait, why do you think you'd want Lipton alive? We've gotten the Mafia's assassin and Godmother. The only ones left are either people who can't kill or killers who can't hide evidence."

A terrible idea brewed inside Pyro's smoke box... er brain... thing.

[Zeklo]

"Killers?" Zek squinted. "As in multiple? And how do you know this exactly?"

[Mobbstar]

(I have this extremely strong urge to just shout the maths out loud (as to why letting Lipton live and in fact freeing her) but I decided to investigate the wine cellar and nobody is coming with me, so that'll have to wait. Oh and btw, you are allowed to search for clues together. Lipton is tied up and can easily be supervised by only one or two people.

It hurts to have to spell out so many things.)

[LiptonPee]

Lipton glared up at Tater. "Well, here," she said. "Let's think of it like this."

Her eyes narrowed. "I know for a fact that you're not in the mafia. Now," she grinned.

"You wanna prove me wrong?"

[T4T3RGR3NAD3R]

"I mean, you're right, but I don't believe you have any confirmation of anyone's role. Nobody else has any reason to believe you, and that would still be the case if you said I was mafia. I must say though, kudos to you on the mind game."

[LiptonPee]

Her eyes glimmered. "If I'm right, then... I've confirmed you."

She looked around her. "I have a few strong opinions on who should be lynched tonight."

[WaddleDee]

(I'll search with you, Mobb. Since I didn't specify where I ran off to, let's just say I'm slumped against the wall in the wine cellar.)

*Looks up as Mobb enters*

"O-oh...hi."

[T4T3RGR3NAD3R]

"So do I. You. Also, want a cookie?"

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro stands close by to Tater. He is fidgeting with the bell trying to see if he could remove it.

[Zeklo]

"Ahem", Zek coughed. "My earlier comment was aimed at you Pyro."

[Pyromailmann]

(Oh, I forgot, sorry about that Zek)

Pyro looked up at Zek who asked him the question.

"Let's see. Corinth was the bounty hunter, somebody's the vigilante, DM was the assassin, and Lipton is the serial killer. That's why I think there are more than one killer(s)."

Edited September 26, 2016 by Pyromailmann
grammar is hard

[Zeklo]

"I don't think sarcasm is the be—" Zek's cough interrupted, "the best thing right now. You said "the only ones left...". Don't change your story now."

[LiptonPee]

"Yes." 

"Zeklo, I think you're on the right track."

[Zeklo]

Zek turned to Lipton and managed a weak grin.

"And it's funny,"

"Because,"

"They're a train."

"...person thing."

[T4T3RGR3NAD3R]

Tater fed Lipton a cookie. Even psycho killers deserve a cookie. Well, not really, but who cares?

"Zek, I think you might have a point, but I wouldn't take anything she says as backing. Whoever we happen to suspect, she'll try to swing us to them in order to preserve her own life."

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro realized what he said and corrected himself.

"If there was just one killer left after Lipton, we'd already have won. Sorry about what I said before I tend to go on and on about some subjects. People tend to use that information against me. Also, are you trying to make the assumption that I am in the mafia. I'm just letting things pass while we tend to voting off other people and other people die. Not that I don't care, of course. I think that we all lead our own lives, interesting or not. Now before I continue rambling, I'm gonna stop myself so that way, nobody decides to say 'hey, let's all jump on the kill the train-thing bandwagon and send Pyro to an early grave!' because I work at a railroad where I have jobs."

Pyro then continued on with fidgeting with the bell, trying to see if he could remove it in any way, shape or form.

Edited September 26, 2016 by Pyromailmann
words for your eyes to re-look at.

[Zeklo]

Zek waiting until Pyro's rambling was over before adding, "I'm not assuming you're mafia. You're the one who jumped to that conclusion..." He wobbled a bit, but soon regained his balance. "I agree Tater, no matter what words come out of her mouth my vote has already been decided."

"Now then, I'm going to go looking for some clues. If I can stand then I can work. I'll see you all in a bit."

(Heading to the bedrooms to look for clues...)

[LiptonPee]

She sneered, then gazed towards Pyro. "You're suddenly talking an awful lot."

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro stopped fidgeting with the bell and replied to Lipton "Yeah, I'm an introvert and yet I am very talkative when alone or in a small group. I guess it has to do with how 90% of the time I am silent."

[LiptonPee]

Lipton finished the cookie, realizing her last meal was now sightly less metal than a chunk of Zeklo's abdomen.

[DragonMage156]

Dragon Ghost slapped the cookie out of Tater's hand, sending it flying across the room (pretend that was just before he started feeding it to her).

"No body eats my cookies when I'm dead" then she started humming a tune while floating above Lipton, deciding whether to kill her or not.

[LiptonPee]

(wow powerplay pls ban)