Wave after Wave

[YouKnowWho]

Trevor nodded. "Pretty good craftsmanship, for a boat made in one day."

[Battal]

Niella shakes her head.  "Not the best.  I've had to do so much freaking swimming!  My tendrils feel like they're burning up!"  She flails her tentacles angrily.

[Paxtonnnn]

Swimming: Every sea monster's nightmare.

[Zeklo]

Syndir shot up after hearing Niella's comment.

"Perhaps what you need is a massage with warm obsidian to loosen the muscles!"

Then of course after saying all that he realized he had no idea how to massage a sea monster, but how hard could it be?

[Battal]

Niella's gaze turns to Syndir.  "I don't know what either of those things are..."

"Sounds great!"

[Zeklo]

"Magnificent!" Syndir shouted, readying some obsidian.  "Now if you would show me where it is sore!"

[Battal]

Niella nods.  "Okay!"

She starts lifting herself out of the water, emptying a series of water sacs hidden under her carapaced plates.   It's not an especially fast process, but soon enough the top half of her is out of the water. 

...

Four miles away or so, her tail pokes out.

"Most of this."  She says, waving one of her tertiary heads in the general area of her sides.

Both sides.

[DragonMage156]

"Hehe, looks like you have your work cut out for you!" Otto shouts out from the crows nest "And try not to give her fleas! Wait... can sea monsters even get fleas?"

(Why is Otto insulting everyone now? Maybe he feels untouchable and higher power. How otterly egotistical of him :P)

Edited August 7, 2016 by DragonMage156
Had to make that a pun ;)

[Zeklo]

Syndir combed the feathers of his mask back with his open hand. "Uh let's take it one step at a time." He took a moment to actually think about the situation. "How far can you throw an object say about my size and weight?"

[Battal]

She snickers.  What a silly thing to ask!  "Well, I dunno.  Would you want it to be intact on impact?"

[Zeklo]

"Preferably intact, but whatever gets me there." Syndir shrugged. "I have a knack for surviving plummeting to my death." He counted absolute nonsense on his fingers. "Well surviving might not be the right word... but it was impressive none the less!"

[Battal]

"Ok!"  She says cheerfully, happy to have finally struck up a perfectly normal chat with one of the humans.  "Well, I don't know for certain, but we'll find out!"

Without waiting for a response, she snatches up Syndir, knocking the wind out of him and nearly making him sick as he hurtles through the air at terrifying speeds.  Niella doesn't seem to notice or care about his distress.  "Where should I aim?"

[Paxtonnnn]

1 hour ago, DragonMage156 said:

(Why is Otto insulting everyone now? Maybe he feels untouchable and higher power. How otterly egotistical of him :P)

Look at those people... They're so tiny... I'm so much bigger.....

I AM POWERFUL UP HERE.

[Zeklo]

Syndir wasn't feeling very Syndir anymore, but quickly recovered from their sudden ascent. 

"SKY HIGH!" He shouted, taking on aerodynamic stance—or at least what he though to be aerodynamic.

[Paxtonnnn]

13 minutes ago, Zeklo said:

"SKY HIGH!" He shouted, taking on aerodynamic stance—or at least what he though to be aerodynamic.

"Nice knowin' ya, pal." Wallan says as Syndir hits the deck with a gore-y splat.

[Zeklo]

(I was so intent on killing off Syndir myself, but look how simple it is by accidental tursai strength!)

[Battal]

(The thing is, even if she just let go of him he'd still die just from the height.  Getting tossed would probably crush him in midair.)

Niella nods excitedly, and is about to hurl Syndir into the air before pausing.  She looks down at him worriedly.  "I dunno...you're kinda small for this..."

[MenaAthena]

(Syndir no! You have so much left to live for! Think of the children!!! *motions to Kate, who looks up at you with big, pleading, precious cinnamon roll eyes*

*well she would, anyway, if she wasn't conked out on the deck right now*)

[Zeklo]

"Yeah I guess so," Syndir laughed nervously, "and I'm kind of afraid of heights too..."

[YouKnowWho]

Oh no. Noctimus was too late. The big giant scary ocean monster was going to eat the weird person with a weird wood face! Wait, maybe he still had time. He could save the weird person with a weird wood face if he scared the big giant scary ocean monster enough. Noctimus took some deep breaths, shadow flames roaring to life, got into a hunter stance, inhaled as much air as he could, puffing up his lil' cheeks, and let it all out into a bone chilling, blood curdling, hair raising, horrifying scream of rage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Squeak!

 

 

[Battal]

Niella looks around.  It wasn't high up at all!  This colorful bird-person was pretty funny.  "Oh well.  There's plenty more stuff to do!"  Her voice is clearly very excited; this is the first new friend she's had in a while.

[wxps350]

Gyx stood with a harpoon in his hand, scratching his octopus head. 

"Sgh ghm ygh hrghlng thghs rgh nght?"

Crab had been eating popcorn, waiting for the giant Tursai to throw high into the air, before he saw--

Oh no.

Oh deep sea god please no.

A Goose was staring straight at Crab, who held completely still with widened eyes. If the poor crab so much as twitched, he would be thrust into the depths of a crazed and depraved hell. He accidentally dropped a piece of popcorn, and the Goose started honking crazily while flapping it's wings, chasing down the poor ocean crustacean.

[Paxtonnnn]

1 hour ago, wxps350 said:

A Goose was staring straight at Crab, who held completely still with widened eyes. If the poor crab so much as twitched, he would be thrust into the depths of a crazed and depraved hell. He accidentally dropped a piece of popcorn, and the Goose started honking crazily while flapping it's wings, chasing down the poor ocean crustacean.

Goose! Goose! Goose!

(I love how everyone else here is actually contributing to the roleplay but I'm here making sarcastic comments and not helping at all)

Wallan just continues to watch the shadow pupper.

(AM I HELPING!?)

Edited August 7, 2016 by Paxtonnnn

[Zeklo]

"Plenty more stuff to do?" Syndir repeated. "Well go on. Don't leave me hanging... or dangling or whatever."

Edited August 7, 2016 by Zeklo

[Battal]

She smiles, but it's not as friendly this time.  "Well, there's always one idea.  Colorful things taste better, right?"