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My ideas:

 

Wilson's Quotes

 

Willow: That girl is on fire!

Wolfgang: And I thought I was hungry.

Wendy: I can't tell her age...

WX-78: It worries me.

Wickerbottom: Is she copying me?

Woodie: I need to study his axe...

Wes: He bores me.

Maxwell: I don't like him one bit.

Wigfrid: How does she live on meat?
Webber: I only hate him slightly less.

 

Willow (Battle): Chill out!

Wolfgang (Battle): Brain beats brawn!

Wendy (Battle): Die, creep!

WX-78 (Battle): I won't let the robot kill me!

Wickerbottom (Battle): You stole my ideas!

Woodie (Battle): I only want to see your insides!

Wes (Battle): This is a mercy, I promise.

Maxwell (Battle): This is for bringing me here!

Wigfrid (Battle): You can't act when you're dead!

Webber (Battle): Rest in peace!

 

Willow's Quotes

 

Wilson: His beard hair makes good fuel.

Wolfgang: Afraid of the dark? Pfft!

Wendy: Do you think we can be friends?

WX-78: I've seen too many movies.

Wickerbottom: I hate librarians.

Woodie: He can be my wood supplier.

Wes: I hate french people.

Maxwell: Where did his cigar go?

Wigfrid: Even I'm not that crazy.

Webber: Did you try burning the spider off?

 

Wilson (Battle): Give me your hair!

Wolfgang (Battle): Wimp!

Wendy (Battle): I don't get along with others.

WX-78 (Battle): Woman vs Machine!

Wickerbottom (Battle): Don't you shush me!

Woodie (Battle): I just want your axe!

Wes (Battle): Stupid mime!

Maxwell (Battle): You jerk!

Wigfrid (Battle): Die, you nut!

Webber (Battle): Kill it with fire!

 

Wendy's Quotes

 

Wilson: Did he bring me her?

Willow: She has her hobbies, I have mine.

Wolfgang: Why is he so scared?

WX-78: It just takes longer to die.

Wickerbottom: She is near expiration.

Woodie: He is cursed, just like Abigail.

Wes: He is easy to miss.

Maxwell: Are we related?

Wigfrid: There is no afterlife.

Webber: He was spared.

 

Wilson (Battle): We all die someday!

Willow (Battle): Don't touch Abigail's flower!

Wolfgang (Battle): Silence thy heart!

WX-78 (Battle): I shall outlive thee!

Wickerbottom (Battle): I simply jump start the inevitable!

Woodie (Battle): I free you from your curse!

Wes (Battle): You are annoying.

Maxwell (Battle): You made me do this!

Wigfrid (Battle): You shall never see Valhalla!

Webber (Battle): I put you out of your misery!

 

These are just the ones I've made for Wilson, Willow, and Wendy.

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I'd love to see that thing :3

It's coming along, I need to finish Wiggy's face and helmet, add shading, and draw some cliche hills at sunset or something. But it's happening, brother. Oh, it's happening indeed. :3

 

On topic, can we please have WX just totally discriminate against everybody for being organic? Except for Webber, whom he'll just get confused at, of course...

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If we want conversation, maybe if one player examines something, and then another player within about three seconds, it would start a conversation? The only problem I find is it would be like re-adding quotes to EVERY character about ten times (Not to mention actually making it a conversation)

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If we want conversation, maybe if one player examines something, and then another player within about three seconds, it would start a conversation? The only problem I find is it would be like re-adding quotes to EVERY character about ten times (Not to mention actually making it a conversation)

 

You know what they should do? Community contests to add conversation strings into DS.

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I imagine Wickerbottom's examinations on each character as pointing out the obvious in a more intelligent way.

 

edit: I also imagine Wilson showing compassion for Webber and Maxwell being protective of Wendy

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  • Wilson and Webber "Is this a beard competition?" Winter team

 

 

Webber's beard doesn't actually provide insulation, so he's not anywhere near as suited for winter as Wilson is.

 

My mistake, apparently now it gives 3/4ths of the insulation Wilson's beard gives.  Forgive me.

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Webber's beard doesn't actually provide insulation, so he's not anywhere near as suited for winter as Wilson is.

 

My mistake, apparently now it gives 3/4ths of the insulation Wilson's beard gives.  Forgive me.

even without the insulation, webber can farm silk, used in winter clothes.

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It's coming along, I need to finish Wiggy's face and helmet, add shading, and draw some cliche hills at sunset or something. But it's happening, brother. Oh, it's happening indeed. :3

 

On topic, can we please have WX just totally discriminate against everybody for being organic? Except for Webber, whom he'll just get confused at, of course...

 

But isn't Webber kinda two organic beings in one, and a child to boot? I only imagine WX will hate him more.

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Here's how I think some examinations would play out (including a characters examining themselves and some of these are simply speculations):

 
Wilson:
Examining Wilson: "What a handsome devil!"
 
Examining Willow: "I hope she isn't planning to start any fires with that lighter."
 
Examining Wendy: "Something seems off putting about that little girl."
 
Examining Wolfgang: "Didn't I see you in the circus posters?"
 
Examining Wickerbottom: "Hey, I'm the scientist here! I should be the smarter one!"
 
Examining WX-78: "Intriguing. I wonder what makes him function..."
 
Examining Wes: "He's dedicated to his profession."
 
Examining Woodie: "My beard is far superior."
 
Examining Maxwell: "I hate that guy."
 
Examining Wigfrid: "AUGH! Would you be quiet, woman!"
 
Examining Webber: "AHHH! BIPEDAL TALKING SPIDER!"

 
Willow:

Examining Wilson: "His hair sure looks flammable."
 
Examining Willow: "She would look better if she was on fire."
 
Examining Wendy: "Perhaps starting a good fire would cheer her up. It works for me."
 
Examining Wolfgang: "Let's see if I can singe that stupid mustache off."
 
Examining Wickerbottom: "I don't see why she won't let me burn those stupid books."
 
Examining WX-78: "He doesn't look very flammable, how boring."
 
Examining Wes: "Maybe setting his stupid hair on fire will get him to talk."
 
Examining Woodie: "I prefer setting trees on fire than chopping them down."
 
Examining Maxwell: "I'm going to burn that smug grin off your stupid face."
 
Examining Wigfrid: "I like her fiery personality, if only it involved actual fire."
 
Examining Webber: "Ready to burn alive you little bug?"

 
Wendy:

Examining Wilson: "He seems to try so hard to escape this place, but it is always in vain."
 
Examining Willow: "Her flames will die out along with her eventually."
 
Examining Wendy: "Abigail! You're alive!"
 
Examining Wolfgang: "He only delays the inevitable with his strength."
 
Examining Wickerbottom: "She seems to be well-acquainted with the trials of life."
 
Examining WX-78: "He will turn to rust and crumble to dust with the flow of time."
 
Examining Wes: "He has no voice, so no one can hear him scream."
 
Examining Woodie: "He seems content with murdering trees."
 
Examining Maxwell: "I feel a strange connection to him."
 
Examining Wigfrid: "Can you please die more quietly?"
 
Examining Webber: "He's not even a real monster, how boring."

 
Wolfgang:

Examining Wilson: "Is tiny sciency man with strange hair."
 
Examining Willow: "Is little girl who likes fire."
 
Examining Wendy: "Tiny girl make me uneasy."
 
Examining Wolfgang: "I am the mightiest here, impostor!"
 
Examining Wickerbottom: "Old lady talk in big words."
 
Examining WX-78: "Looks like small man in tin can suit."
 
Examining Wes: "Is my old circus companion."
 
Examining Woodie: "Wolfgang can chop trees better than tiny lumber man."
 
Examining Maxwell: "He is bad old man who wears cheap suit."
 
Examining Wigfrid: "She almost as mighty as Wolfgang, not easy feat."
 
Examining Webber: "Scary bug man!"

So far I only have Wilson, Willow, Wendy, and Wolfgang's quotes, I'll edit this post if I decide to add the other character's quotes.

My ideas:

 

Wilson's Quotes

 

Willow: That girl is on fire!

Wolfgang: And I thought I was hungry.

Wendy: I can't tell her age...

WX-78: It worries me.

Wickerbottom: Is she copying me?

Woodie: I need to study his axe...

Wes: He bores me.

Maxwell: I don't like him one bit.

Wigfrid: How does she live on meat?
Webber: I only hate him slightly less.

 

Willow (Battle): Chill out!

Wolfgang (Battle): Brain beats brawn!

Wendy (Battle): Die, creep!

WX-78 (Battle): I won't let the robot kill me!

Wickerbottom (Battle): You stole my ideas!

Woodie (Battle): I only want to see your insides!

Wes (Battle): This is a mercy, I promise.

Maxwell (Battle): This is for bringing me here!

Wigfrid (Battle): You can't act when you're dead!

Webber (Battle): Rest in peace!

 

Willow's Quotes

 

Wilson: His beard hair makes good fuel.

Wolfgang: Afraid of the dark? Pfft!

Wendy: Do you think we can be friends?

WX-78: I've seen too many movies.

Wickerbottom: I hate librarians.

Woodie: He can be my wood supplier.

Wes: I hate french people.

Maxwell: Where did his cigar go?

Wigfrid: Even I'm not that crazy.

Webber: Did you try burning the spider off?

 

Wilson (Battle): Give me your hair!

Wolfgang (Battle): Wimp!

Wendy (Battle): I don't get along with others.

WX-78 (Battle): Woman vs Machine!

Wickerbottom (Battle): Don't you shush me!

Woodie (Battle): I just want your axe!

Wes (Battle): Stupid mime!

Maxwell (Battle): You jerk!

Wigfrid (Battle): Die, you nut!

Webber (Battle): Kill it with fire!

 

Wendy's Quotes

 

Wilson: Did he bring me her?

Willow: She has her hobbies, I have mine.

Wolfgang: Why is he so scared?

WX-78: It just takes longer to die.

Wickerbottom: She is near expiration.

Woodie: He is cursed, just like Abigail.

Wes: He is easy to miss.

Maxwell: Are we related?

Wigfrid: There is no afterlife.

Webber: He was spared.

 

Wilson (Battle): We all die someday!

Willow (Battle): Don't touch Abigail's flower!

Wolfgang (Battle): Silence thy heart!

WX-78 (Battle): I shall outlive thee!

Wickerbottom (Battle): I simply jump start the inevitable!

Woodie (Battle): I free you from your curse!

Wes (Battle): You are annoying.

Maxwell (Battle): You made me do this!

Wigfrid (Battle): You shall never see Valhalla!

Webber (Battle): I put you out of your misery!

 

These are just the ones I've made for Wilson, Willow, and Wendy.

Cool, I haven't thought of battle quotes, though some of the quotes I made may intend some violence.

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Wilson

Examining Wilson: "I have a clone! How fascinating!"

 

Examining Willow: "Her pyromanic tendencies might be curable..."

 

Examining Wendy: "I can't help but feel bad for her."

 

Examining Wolfgang: "He's not very good company."

 

Examining Woodie: "He really obsesses over that axe, for some reason."

 

Examining Wickerbottom: "Finally, someone I can truly match my wits against."

 

Examining Maxwell: "I REALLY hate that guy."

 

Examining Wes: "I hate mimes."

 

Examining Webber: "I have to study this phonomena!"

 

Fighting Wilson: "There isn't enough room for two of me!"

 

Fighting Willow: "Your fires won't save you now!"

 

Fighting Wendy: "You've forced my hand, girl!"

 

Fighting Wolfgang: "Mind over matter!"

 

Fighting Woodie: "I've had it up to here with you!"

 

Fighting Wickerbottom: "I'm better than you, lady!"

 

Fighting Maxwell: "You've got this coming to you!"

 

Fighting Wes: "Get out of here, you stupid mime!"

 

Fighting Webber: "I'll learn by dissecting you!"

Willow

Examining Wilson: "Nice hair, brainiac. I bet it's real flammable."

 

Examining Willow: "I'd burn me, too, if I looked like that."

 

Examining Wendy: "Something's wrong in her head, really."

 

Examining Wolfgang: "He'd be even better if he was on fire!"

 

Examining Woodie: "I'm more of a burner than a chopper, to be honest."

 

Examining Wickerbottom: "Ugh. She. Is so. Booooring!"

 

Examining Maxwell: "What a jerk."

 

Examining Wes: "Mimes....it has to be mimes, doesn't it?"

 

Examining Webber: "Ew....just stay away from me!"

 

Fighting Wilson: "Burn, you nerd!"

 

Fighting Willow: "You're not me! I'm me!"

 

Fighting Wendy: "I'm done with you, missy!"

 

Fighting Wolfgang: "Girl power!"

 

Fighting Woodie: "I want that axe! Gimme!"

 

Fighting Wickerbottom: "I'm gonna burn those books to ash!"

 

Fighting Maxwell: "Die, creep!"

 

Fighting Wes: "Burn, mime!"

 

Fighting Webber: "Kill it! Kill it, kill it, kill it!"

Wendy

Examining Wilson: "His attempts to escape are vain ones. I pity him."

 

Examining Willow: "All fires go out, eventually."

 

Examining Wendy: "Do my eyes decieve me?....Abigail?"

 

Examining Wolfgang: "Pride begets doom."

 

Examining Woodie: "He shares a curse similar to mine."

 

Examining Wickerbottom: "Knowledge has it's own price. A steep one."

 

Examining Maxwell: "He is a kindred spirit."

 

Examining Wes: "His eyes speak volumes of his pain."

 

Examining Webber: "He may never see a normal life ever again."

 

Fighting Wilson: "Your folly is upon you, scientist!"

 

Fighting Willow: "Night has fallen on your last fire!"

 

Fighting Wendy: "You're not Abigail!"

 

Fighting Wolfgang: "Your fall is at hand!"

 

Fighting Woodie: "Find peace, tortured soul!"

 

Fighting Wickerbottom: "Your time has come, crone!"

 

Fighting Maxwell: "You must pay for your crimes!"

 

Fighting Wes: "Find solace in death!"

 

Fighting Webber: "Join your dead brethren!"

 

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EVERYTHING BELOW

 

Wilson


Wilson to Wilson: "Looks like I fell for his trick twice."

Or

"Fool me twice, shame on both of me."

Wilson to Willow: "What a hot-head."

Wilson to Wendy: "Poor girl..."

Wilson to Wolfgang: "He looks scared."

Wilson to Wx-78: "I wonder if it can do the robot."

Wilson to Wickerbottom: "Reminds me of my old maths teacher."

Wilson to Woodie: "Oh he's a lumberjack and he's okay."

Wilson to Wes: "The strong silent type?"

Wilson to Maxwell: "Stalemate, I guess."

Wilson to Wigfred: "Quite the getup she has on."

Wilson to Webber: "Poor child."


 

Willow


Willow to Wilson: "Nice hair."

Willow to Willow: "At least she still burns things."

Willow to Wendy: "Kindling for a kindred spirit?"

Willow to Wolfgang: "A simply simple simpleton."

Willow to Wx-78: "Looks like something Wells would write about."

Willow to Wickerbottom: "She looks cranky."

Willow to Woodie: "He chops, I burn."

Willow to Wes: "Mimes suck."

Willow to Maxwell: "Nice job, creep, you have doomed us."

Willow to Wigfred: "What color is the sky in her world?"

Willow to Webber: "Cute and yuck at the same time."


 

Wendy


Wendy to Wilson: "He has known hardship in life."

Wendy to Willow: "Hell's heart I stand aside thee."

Wendy to Wendy: "Even in another life I cannot be happy."

Wendy to Wolfgang: "Ignorance is bliss and stupidity is a kingdom."

Wendy to Wx-78: "The soulless one has greater morals than me."

Wendy to Wickerbottom: "She has seen much over the years."

Wendy to Woodie: "The axe has more friends than me."

Wendy to Wes: "He is screaming on the inside, deafeningly so."

Wendy to Maxwell: "I don't blame him."

Wendy to Wigfred: "Her façade is thin at best."

Wendy to Webber: "At least he always has somebody to comfort him."


 

Wolfgang


Wolfgang to Wilson: "Science guy!"

Wolfgang to Willow: "Burny-stuff girl who burn stuff."

Wolfgang to Wendy: "Cheer up, sad-face girl!"

Wolfgang to Wolfgang: "I am more mightier but still afraid!"

Wolfgang to Wx-78: "Tin Woodman look for heart?"

Wolfgang to Wickerbottom: "Teachy lady with big words."

Wolfgang to Woodie: "Woods Woodman look for more wood?"

Wolfgang to Wes: "Noodly man is giving me the silent treatment."

Wolfgang to Maxwell: "Spindly suit man make Wolfgang mad!"

Wolfgang to Wigfred: "A fierce warrior, like me!"

Wolfgang to Webber: "Spidered-man?"


 

Wx-78


Wx-78 to Wilson: "I WONDER IF HE APPROVES OF HUMAN EXPERIMENTATION"

Wx-78 to Willow: "FIRE RISK DETECTED"

Wx-78 to Wendy: "DON'T CRY ON ME, I'LL RUST"

Wx-78 to Wolfgang: "HIS LOGICAL SUBROUTINES ARE DEFECTIVE"

Wx-78 to Wx-78: "SOME CHEAP KNOCK-OFF I'M SURE"

Wx-78 to Wickerbottom: "PERHAPS SHE CAN FIX ME"

Wx-78 to Woodie: "INDUSTRIOUS AND SIMPLE, I LIKE THIS ONE"

Wx-78 to Wes: "HIS AUDIO CODEC HAS BEEN LOST"

Wx-78 to Maxwell: "SMUGNESS DETECTED"

Wx-78 to Wigfred: "MY INTERNAL CHRONOMETER DEFEATS HER"

Wx-78 to Webber: "DUAL CORE LOGICAL PROCESSING"


 

Wickerbottom


Wickerbottom to Wilson: "A man of science."

Wickerbottom to Willow: "A textbook pyromanic."

Wickerbottom to Wendy: "She requires therapy."

Wickerbottom to Wolfgang: "How masculine."

Wickerbottom to Wx-78: "A bipedal automaton?"

Wickerbottom to Wickerbottom: "For once I am clueless."

Wickerbottom to Woodie: "A true woodsman."

Wickerbottom to Wes: "He is incredibly dedicated to his craft."

Wickerbottom to Maxwell: "I still do not approve of him."

Wickerbottom to Wigfred: "She seems unstable."

Wickerbottom to Webber: "Symbiosis at it's greatest."


 

Woodie


Woodie to Wilson: "A rather nutty professor."

Woodie to Willow: "At least she appreciates my talents."

Woodie to Wendy: "She carries her flower with honor."

Woodie to Wolfgang: "I'm stronger, in spirit anyway."

Woodie to Wx-78: "A walking garbage disposal?"

Woodie to Wickerbottom: "She seems book-smart."

Woodie to Woodie: "Trees?"

Woodie to Wes: "Beware the quiet ones."

Woodie to Maxwell: "I think he has learned his lesson."

Woodie to Wigfred: "Happy Leif Erickson day!" (Anachronistic but whatever)

Woodie to Webber: "They seem to enjoy one another's company."


 

Wes

(Insert smartassishness here)

 

Maxwell


Maxwell to Wilson: "I find him delightfully quirky."

Maxwell to Willow: "She lights up everybody's life, with acetylene."

Maxwell to Wendy: "I'm sorry, child."

Maxwell to Wolfgang: "Dapperness over brawn."

Maxwell to Wx-78: "I think the outsiders sent it to get me."

Maxwell to Wickerbottom: "Dapperness over brains."

Maxwell to Woodie: "At least they are happy together."

Maxwell to Wes: "I still hate that guy."

Maxwell to Maxwell: "You aren't a puppet of mine."

Maxwell to Wigfred: "This may be her swan's song."

Maxwell to Webber: "They are greater then the sum of their parts."


 

Wigfred


Wigfred to Wilson: "Science is nöt for warriörs."

Wigfred to Willow: "Njörðr himself could nöt calm these flames."

Wigfred to Wendy: "Her kin has nöt rested in Valhalla."

Wigfred to Wolfgang: "He shall fight alöngside me!"

Wigfred to Wx-78: "It lööks like a set of armör."

Wigfred to Wickerbottom: "She knöws many things."

Wigfred to Woodie: "Another warriör öf the wööds?"

Wigfred to Wes: "Let me hear yöur warcry!"

Wigfred to Maxwell: "The enemy öf my ememy is my friend."

Wigfred to Wigfred: "Fafnir, is that you?"

Wigfred to Webber: "Töö many limbs!"


 

Webber


Webber to Wilson: "A scientist, like father"

Webber to Willow: "This one might want to squish us."

Webber to Wendy: "I thought we had it bad..."

Webber to Wolfgang: "We love the circus!"

Webber to Wx-78: "Does he live in the steam house?" (Jules verne reference)

Webber to Wickerbottom: "She looks cranky."

Webber to Woodie: "Can-eh-dians, eh?"

Webber to Wes: "Actions speak louder than words"

Webber to Maxwell: "I guess we won?"

Webber to Wigfred: "A real live viking!?"

Webber to Webber: "We've always wanted a brother."


 

I had a whole evening to kill  :wilson_cool:

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@Brianman27

 

 

Why did you make your name invisible?

I'm guessing cause it's cool. XD

 

 

So, about Wes. Since there is a high likelihood of there being an ingame chat, will a Wes player be able to type anything or will it just come out as "....?"

(Yes, I know it's a stupid question, just humor me.)

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The conversations should be pretty important, the game would be more realistic if they add dialogues.

Survivors who expended a lot of time in loneliness being together? I would talk a lot! (except wes)

"What Wes talks all the time come on Wes don't be shy"!

......

"Hahahah wait did't you hear that joke?"

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