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Maxwell: All I need is a reindeer!

Narrator: Maxwell looked around, but since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop Maxwell? Ha! Maxwell simply said…

Maxwell: If I can’t *find* a reindeer, I’ll *make* one instead.

Narrator: So he took his Deerclops, and he took some black thread, and he tied a big red nose on the center of his head. 

Maxwell: You gigantic horned simpleton, you look even more ridiculous than normal. And that, my one-eyed friend, is a *very* high bar that you’ve set already.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Alternatively,

 

 

 "WHAT IS THIS ABOMINATION ON YOUR FACE YOU MYOPIC REJECT?"

"YOU GIGANTIC HORNED SIMPLETON I GIVE YOU ONE JOB AND YOU COME BACK LOOKING LIKE YOU FELL ONTO A CHRISTMAS CAROL?"

"What, do you have a tomato on your face? Get that off, you look even more ridiculous than you do normally. And that, my one-eyed friend, is a *very* high bar you’ve set already."

 

 

Happy holidays everyone! Especially to you wonderful folks at Klei! 

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