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[Satire] Wilson's Character Refresh is Coming Next Week!


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We all know Wilson has been starving for a unique feature, and despite being the knowledge hungry protagonist, he has yet to find a purpose in the Constant. But not anymore! Wilson will finally be the gentlemen scientist!

Wilson's refreshing character is already available!

Here are some of the details:

  • Instead of being connected to time, Wilsons beard is now controlled by a Beard meter.
    •   Filling his Beard Meter requires Wilson to be insane. It will also rise on its own.
    • The meter can be reduced by trimming. The more sane Wilson is, the faster you can trim his magnificent beard.
  • Wilson's HP has been increased by 1, since he is known to be an expert in the medical field as seen in the forge!
  • His Hunger has been decreased by 1, since he is always hungry for knowledge!
  • Wilson apparently hit the gym and can carry heavy objects faster too!
  • Wilson now has access to a unique crafting tab, all related to his rather long beard!
    • In there, Wilson can craft the Beard-cut-Inator. There he will trim his beard and style it too! It is comparable to the closet for other survivors, but just for his beard.
    • Wilson can now craft a nightmare fuelled razor, because only someone INSANE would cut that beard away! It has infinite uses but drains sanity upon use.
  • Cutting his beard now requires you to compete in a small minigame. Failing to do so will make Wilson cut himself on accident, killing him instantly.
  • Shaving a Beefalo now requires you to take part in a small minigame too. Wilson will have an easier time doing so than other survivors

Of course with the character refresh we will get a new animated short, and $_SEASON_EVENT returns as well. We will also have a new Twitch item, the candy razor and added a bunch of items to the Klei Rewards.

See you Thursday!

 

Note: This post wasn't made because of Wolfgang specifically, I just think its rather strange that every refreshed character needs a new crafting tab or has a meter now.

I hope they will nerf this guy. He dosen't have a downside and is best all around charcater due to his beard based survival tactics. With a fully grown beard Wilson can achieve the highest insulation of any charcater. That's just broken and too easy. 

Please Klei, DO NOT flinch on giving him back the normal razor. Those players want the best of the best and if you give them a razor that shaves all beefs in the world at once they will take it even if it’s garbage mechanic. I am really happy with the normal razor removal. This was freaking OP and didn’t make sense, since when a normal guy can shave his beard with a normal razor! Love the rework! 

We don't have enough meters. Willow and Winona are missing their meters. Winona would get invention meter, where she gets extra inspiration every time she meets Wagstaff. Willow - insanity meter that allow her minigame with dancing in fire, falling destroys Bernie. In case of Wendy "Abigail Health" I can hardly consider as meter - she should get also sanity and hunger meter for tea and cake parties. When Abigail is insane she attacts nightmare creatures to Wendy, but still can't fight them. Woodie is missing his own crafting tab... Guess if he could with 20 stacks of wood build a little cabin?

6 hours ago, NinofanTOG said:

Cutting his beard now requires you to compete in a small minigame. Failing to do so will make Wilson cut himself on accident, killing him instantly.

I think this drawback needs to be expanded upon. He is kind of OP with that extra health to really make surviving a breeze, and I just don't think that this downside is enough. Maybe he can slip and kill himself, and anyone nearby instantly?

1 minute ago, Cheggf said:

I think he should have to slather beard growth formula on his face to encourage good beard growth. Perhaps it could be a 45 second long looping animation?

It would make the most sense if he did that using a sink with a mirror, I feel

7 hours ago, Gi-Go said:

I hope they will nerf this guy. He dosen't have a downside and is best all around charcater due to his beard based survival tactics. With a fully grown beard Wilson can achieve the highest insulation of any charcater. That's just broken and too easy. 

Been a while since I thought about Fast Facts

To be honest: I hope Klei saves his and Maxwells reworks for the 10 YEAR Anniversary of the Dont starve franchise-And I hope they make those reworks amazing.

we’re less then about 14 months away from it.. Your on a timer starting now Klei!

20 hours ago, NinofanTOG said:
  • Shaving a Beefalo now requires you to take part in a small minigame too. Wilson will have an easier time doing so than other survivors

Finally, now killing Beefalo will be much easier!

Klei, how could you. You never made a bad rework, but this ain't it.

.    How could you not?                                            Idk about that bud.   

Please bring back his 150 hunger, removing it made no sense. And now it takes forever for Wilson to grow his beard, now it feels like a chore. 

On 12/13/2021 at 1:48 AM, GuyNamedChris said:

You forgot to mention that Wilson now deals 0 damage to mobs with no visible eyes, as our esteemed scientist has nowhere to "Go for the eyes!"

Would he get a damage multiplier per eye?

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