Pop Guy Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Wilson the Barber "I discovered so many new uses for beards. MY beard" After so many years in the Constant, Wilson discovered new exceptional uses for his thick beard: There is needed a brilliant and enlightened mind to discover them, and he was. Character changes Wilson gets a lot more hair and sanity from shaving the beard Days until growth Recovery of sanity to the cut Beard Hair Yield Cold and Hot Insulation Time 4 Days 10 5 15 seconds 7 Days 20 10 45 seconds 14 Days 40 20 135 seconds Wilson gets many new alternative crafting recipes: x1 + x1 > x1 + x1 > x1 > x1 + x1 > x3 + x1 > x2 + x2 > x2 + x4 > x2 + x2 > x2 + x4 > x4 + x1 > x2 + x1 > x4 + x1 > x2 + x4 > x2 + x2 > x1 + x1 > x2 + x4 + x4 > x3 + x6 + x4 > x1 + x2 > x8 x1 + x2 + x1 > x1 + x1 > x1 + x2 + x4 > x4 + x1 > x1 + x1 + -33 > x1 + x1 + x1 > x2 x1 + x2 > x1 + x1 + x1 > The beard carpet is Wilson's great new invention! If placed on the ground, it increases the winter insulation of those who walk on it by 45 and give a mild regeneration 2.0 of sanity per minute! Great for staying warm on cold winter evenings! x4 + x1 > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogueGamer12 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Pretty interesting idea, only problem is he's only use in the early game. Hardly see a reason to play him when you finally get a nice base with good resources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Die Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 oh ok i guess wilson's power is beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezaroth Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Yes to beard carpet, no to everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopuleasa Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Wait this is not a Meme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 You know it's bad when you can't tell which sugestion is a meme and which one is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowDuelist Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I like the idea that the beard now works both for summer and winter, instead of just winter, and also that he can craft many new things with it. Particularly the items you described wouldn't really add anything interesting to him though, from all of them I only see myself making the puffy bedroll, and as a very early game advantage only. But the basic Idea is good, just the items that he can craft need to be both early and late game compatible. And it doesnt have to be that many, even 5 or 6 items that are decently good would do. It could also be new items, I've heard alchemy does use human hair to do things, maybe alchemy related flasks? Also to prevent the winona situation, (a character that you pop in to craft things then leave to never return) he would need a skill unique of his, related to his crafts , like that he uses them better and more efficiently. And this would be the controversial part: If he gets advantages, should Wilson get a con? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike23Ua Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 I just want his beard hair to start moving and turn into one of those Nightmare versions of a Rabbit whenever he shaves it off and is going Insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viktor234 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The more I look in this forum the more I can tell that memes posted in an own topic are way more welcome than memes posted in the topic where they belong or suggestions which aren't memes. @Ezaroth Thanks for proving my statement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Wilson: I was kicked out as a barber for slitting too many throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Variant Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 11 hours ago, minespatch said: Wilson: I was kicked out as a barber for slitting too many throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Just now, -Variant said: 10 hours ago, minespatch said: Wilson: I was kicked out as a barber for slitting too many throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormalPinkerton Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 22 hours ago, minespatch said: Wilson: I was kicked out as a barber for slitting too many throats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainChaotica Posted September 22, 2019 Share Posted September 22, 2019 Oh, so you meant his _beard_ hair. I was gonna say, as soon as I saw the topic: "WILSON? As a BARBER? Have you SEEN his hairstyle?" I mean, if you _want_ to end up looking like an anime/videogame character, sure, but otherwise... ...Notorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Safety Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 On 9/21/2019 at 8:56 PM, minespatch said: I knew his Roseate skin looked all too familiar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike23Ua Posted September 23, 2019 Share Posted September 23, 2019 I just noticed that one of the crafting Options is Winona’s Duct Tape... why bro??? Why make Winona even more Useless like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biscuitbite Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 On 9/23/2019 at 3:11 AM, CaptainChaotica said: Oh, so you meant his _beard_ hair. I was gonna say, as soon as I saw the topic: "WILSON? As a BARBER? Have you SEEN his hairstyle?" I mean, if you _want_ to end up looking like an anime/videogame character, sure, but otherwise... ...Notorious TIRED OF NORMAL HAIR AND BEING SEEN AS A NORMAL MEMBER OF SOCIETY? GO TO WILSON'S BARBERSHOP!! ALL YOU NEED IS TO ASK FOR THE "W-CUT" AND BOOM YOU HAVE ANIME HAIR NOW!!! COME TODAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minespatch Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 On 9/25/2019 at 3:43 AM, Biscuitbite said: GO TO WILSON'S BARBERSHOP!! -90s extreme music- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 5 hours ago, minespatch said: -90s extreme music- -over-the-top guitar riff- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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