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i like what the name of the tag is

wilson normal electro
willow fire phyhcic
wolfgang fight rock
wendy ghost phyhcic
wx electro steel
wicker phyhcic grass
woodie grass fairy
wes poison fairy
maxwell dark ghost
wigfried fight fly
webber bug fairy
winona electro fight
warly fire ground
wormwood grass fairy
wortox dragon phyhcic
wurt water ground
walter normal grass
wanda dark phyhcic

when i think of characters with pokemon, i dont think in terms of type, i just think of individual pokemon that fit them. i think warly could have a lickitung as his taste tester since they got hyper-sensitive taste. (actually, looking at lickitungs dex entries, i never realized they made its tounge be so dangerous. what the...)

and, an alolan marowak. for the bones to prepare, the fire to help cook, and the whole.. mother thing. :crushed:

Well, though I freaking named my longest-lasting pet in the game ever "Charmander"

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(seen here reenacting the "This is fine" meme)

and make jokes about Willow of COURSE found a Pokemon as soon as she went into the tall grass

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...I don't actually know many specific critter names, so I'll just say that Willow is OBVIOUSLY a Fire type, Wormwood and Wurt would have plant-related types, Winona would probably like a rock/metal one, WX would have an Electric type because it can overcharge him, and Wendy would go for whatever the gothest one is.

Spoiler

...and yes, I'm aware of the one who wears _his own dead mother's skull_ as a hat.

...Notorious

Some Pokemon the survivors might be found with:

Wilson: Rattata, Pikachu, Ditto, Metagross, Bouffalant, Charjabug
Willow: Charmander, Teddiursa, Banette, Litwick, Delphox, Mimikyu
Wolfgang: Machoke, Geodude, Pignite, Rockruff
Wendy: Haunter, Cubone, Misdreavus, Duskull
WX-78: Tyranitar, Aggron, Klang, Golurk
Wickerbottom: Unown, Persian, Skitty, Mismagius, Purrloin, Espur, Meowstic
Woodie: Timburr, Pineco, Bibarrel, Phantump
Wes: Mr. Mime, Smeargle, Drifloon
Maxwell: Gengar, Spiritomb, Bisharp, Cofagrigus, Runerigus
Wigfrid: Bagon, Axew, Flapple, Sirfetch'd, Falinks, Dragapult
Webber: Ariados, Surskit, Vanillite, Galvantula, Araquanid
Warly: Farfetch'd, Pansage, Slurpuff, Appletun, Alcremie
Wormwood: Vileplume, Grimer, Sunflora, Roselia, Tropius, Ferrothorn
Winona: Magneton, Galarian Weezing, Electrivire, Rotom
Wortox: Houndoor, Chatot, Morgrem
Wurt: Totodile, Politoed, Slowking, Quagsire, Swampert, Lotad
Walter: Growlithe, Scyther, Forretress, Heracross, Treecko, Zigzagoon, Seedot, Poochyena, Decidueye
Wanda: Abra, Xatu, Gothitelle, Klinklang, Celebi

Also:
Batilisk = Zubat
Splumonkey = Aipom
Bee Queen = Vespiquen
Treeguard = Abomasnow
Totally Normal Tree = Trevenant

6 hours ago, Bumber64 said:

Bee Queen = Vespiquen

You know, the funny thing is, when I saw this pokemon in the heartgold randomizer I'm playing, I immediately thought "hold up is that bee queen?"

When I beat it, I jokingly asked "Now where's my bundling wrap blueprint?"

Some more sterotypes i can think of, with a competitive twist

Wilson: Nerd who attempts to build a decent competitive team and brags about it but then loses to Wortox all the time. Winona gets the better of him too. 

Willow: Spams legendaries, loses to Wortox all the time. 

Wolfgang: Uses aggro teams, can actually play very well, the only one he hasnt beaten yet is Wigfrid

Wendy: Has at least 1 mismagius named Abigail on her time, couldn't care less otherwise. Sometimes webber pulls her out of her funk and they have loads of fun. 

WX-78: Kills the other competitor before they can play the game

Wickerbottom: Plays Pokemon GO, is secretly hiding a very good competitive team

Woodie: attempts to follow Wortox, fails, runs stall strats

Wes: Uses trick room strats but will always have enemy crits land 

Maxwell: Plays Pokemon UNITE, wonders why nobody else is playing it

Wigfrid: The strongest player, builds a well balanced team, sometimes Wortox or Wolfgang catches her off guard but never beats her. 

Webber: Runs a monotype bug team with at least Ariados, Galvantula and Araquanid present. Good sport, plays purely for fun

Warly: Definitely has Snorlax on the team, but goes for stuff involving Stockpile, Spit Up and Swallow. Also maxes berry usage

Wormwood: Has a nice monotype grass team. 

Winona: Substitute + Protect staller. Wilson hates her too

Wortox: Uses FEAR Rattata teams

Wurt: Toxic Staller

Walter: Plays Pokemon GO, doesnt care about competitive... Yet 

Wanda: Dialga and Celebi are guaranteed on any of her teams. Constantly butts heads with Wicker playing GO not realizing the anonymous challenger she fights an hour later and loses to is also Wicker

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