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Mai    19

"Does lure meat count as real meat?"

 

I got impatient waiting for the answer and tried to make it through the bunnymen.

 

The answer is yes, by the way. And bunnymen will take you DOWN.

 

EDIT: New shenanigans!

 

As Wilson in a world full of too many bees and about to die because no torch:

"I could not stop for death"

-Charlie murder-

"So death kindly stopped for me."

 

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Weirdobob    8,033

Me: Type in console "c_gonext("lava_pond")

 

Owner: *does so*

 

Owner: WHAT THE **** IS THAT

 

Owner was killed by Dragonfly

 

Me: HHEHEHEHEHEHE

 

*banned*

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geni0529    1,165

"NOONONONONONONONONONONONNONONNOOOO DONT EAT THE MONSTER MEAT"

xxxxx died of monster meat

 

" No Mr. Bunny go away, GO AWAY, I DONT LIKE YOU"

Geni0529 was killed by bunnymen

 

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polygone    123

Me: Type in console "c_gonext("lava_pond")

 

Owner: *does so*

 

Owner: WHAT THE **** IS THAT

 

Owner was killed by Dragonfly

 

Me: HHEHEHEHEHEHE

 

*banned*

 

The one time I decided to troll I did something worse than that. The host was hoarding the giant items like the scale mail and eyebrella so I asked them if they could input the command for despawning a player. They asked why, and I told them I wanted to try a different character. They put it in, and it despawned them since I had the number set to target them. Needless to say they were fairly upset given they had no map now and all their items disappeared into the aether. Was also the one time I was banned when I wasn't playing Willow. (Which happened twice and both times I was blamed for starting a fire I didn't actually start...)

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Sorario    14

"Our sanity problems are over, here's 75 bees to spread these flowers."

 

Apparently, bees are hostile in spring.

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avilmask    21

My last thoughts: "I forgot to make a torch in advance, but it's okay, a have resour~ oh shi~ something hits me in the dark and doesn't let me craft a torch!". avilmask killed by the darkness. I didn't notice something chased me :(

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Silxer    305

T4T3R_GR3NAD3R was resurrected by Touch Stone

"WHY THE HELL DID I DO THIS AT NIGHT?!"

T4T3R_GR3NAD3R was killed by Darkness

 

Mistakes were made... :c

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Derpime    501

"Well,i am gonna sacrifice myself for a faster way to have nightmare fuel"

 

Privilege was killed by monster meat because it is so stupid it forgot to heal itself in the progress

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T4T3RGR3NAD3R    2,720

Guys,little bit off topic question.

What is a Long Pig?

 

Long Pig (Not a long pig) is a term cannibals use to describe human meat. It used to drop from players upon death, but after vigorous debate in the community, Klei decided it didn't fit, to my dismay. http://forums.kleientertainment.com/topic/41165-please-no-cannibalism/       http://forums.kleientertainment.com/topic/41258-feety-stew/

Let's not discuss it here though. I don't want to derail this topic with debate.

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ShnarfBird    46

"I'm going to dig up the graveyard for gold."

Graveyard Guide was (almost) killed by Terrorbeak

 

"if i can distract it you can move in for the kill"

Graveyard Guide was killed by Deerclops

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EulenMarie    197

[player joined the game]

 

HEEELP ME PLZ!!!!

 

HEELP MEEEE!!

 

[player was killed by darkness]

 

 

 

 

(everyday the same.......why??) o_o

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RCcola    3

My internet is not so good so I lag a lot and also join new servers a lot. I've seen a lot of camps ruined by curious ghosts who are bored waiting for telltale heart and proceed to haunt everything in sight. :grin: Can't really fault them. That's the first thing I did when I died too.

 

And yes, they blamed one of the Willows for setting the Treeguard on fire.

 

Poor Willow.

 

I'm still pretty new to DST, and yeah, last time I turned into a ghost, I pondered setting the Treeguard on fire.

 

So.... what happens if you set the Treeguard on fire?

 

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Derpime    501

I'm still pretty new to DST, and yeah, last time I turned into a ghost, I pondered setting the Treeguard on fire.

So.... what happens if you set the Treeguard on fire?

He will take damage...

Last words:

GUYS HELP ME PLEASEEEE.

--DERP WAS KILLED BY DARKNESS----

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Mobbstar    12,897

So.... what happens if you set the Treeguard on fire?

 

"Hahaha, that stupid tree will soon be ashes and charcoal!

...

No! Stay back! I said stay away from the"

 

dude364 got killed by fire

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Derpime    501

Disclaimer:I was a huge newb and noob

"WHY AM I GETTING ATTACKED BY PIGS?""

"PIGMANS"

"PIGMEN"

*Derp was killed by Pigmen

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Asparagus    8,951

joined a random server...

Had built an ok bum camp with a prestohatitaor...

Lagging hard...

Gone insane...

managed to kill a terror beak...

2nd one going in for the kill...

 

Me: Guess I'm gonna have to use that amulet I left near the campfire...

 

got killed by the terror beak...

 

Me: ... I'm on a wilderness server...

...

...

 

NO!!!

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