PandaWaffles Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Let's say it's a cold winter evening, and while you're stumbling around in the dark, you come across a nice little base with a fully-bearded Wilson sleeping in a straw roll. Would we be able to grab a razor and just shave that beard off for whatever we normally do with beard hair?(I won't judge if you're planning on making a sweater out of that beard hair or anything; the things I do with beard hair are just as bad) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentdarkness1 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 ....Oh god. Please, can we have this NOT be the case? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548847 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaP Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 you come across a nice little base with a fully-bearded Wilson sleeping in a straw roll. Would we be able to grab a razor and just shave that beard off for whatever we normally do with beard hair? You come across an entire nice little base, and the first thing you want to take is the beard hair of the sleeping guy. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548854 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomer8009 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 This is the highest priority feature right bow (besides the potato cup of course.) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548856 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legolasgirl1987 Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Considering that the beard hair is only used for the meat effigy or for in a pinch fuel for a dying fire, I don't see the point, I personally would like to see beard hair as an ingredient in more things. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548858 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 It's still usable for a meat effigy.And no one would want a beard hair sweater... let us never speak of this again. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548904 Share on other sites More sharing options...
rezecib Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I think this should be enabled in PvP. The best most hilarious way to harass an opponent during winter! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-548907 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaP Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 I think this should be enabled in PvP. The best most hilarious way to harass an opponent during winter! Yeah! Let him run around beardless in the cold! That'll show'im! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549014 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaWaffles Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 You come across an entire nice little base, and the first thing you want to take is the beard hair of the sleeping guy. Well I wouldn't wanna make too much noise around his base, or he just might wake up; then I won't be able to shave him! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549064 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I imagine they'd wake up when they see you come on screen, but yeah, I've been wondering if other players can shave Wilsons. Then all the servers become Sweeney Todd reenactments, except the only victim is Wilson. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SillyWilson Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 This is the only thing I have to say to shaving wilson's beard: Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zandor Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 This is the only thing I have to say to shaving wilson's beard:Ahh, now i'm ready for the longest, coooooooldest winter ever! *suddenly spring* Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImpactedTooth Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I love the idea of beard theft. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Better yet, on a cold winter morning, lie down next to that Wilson and wrap yourself in that wonderful beard. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habberdash Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 This should be in suggestions,but I do like the idea. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentSkyDemo Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Beard theft is NOT an unpunished crime!If you are found with beard hair, that is not yours, YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED.Help enforce beard thievery laws. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549200 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyDemon Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Remember, Beard Theft is not a victimless crime. Each year thousands of Wilsons die from the cold of Winter due to the loss of their beloved facial hair. End the violence. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Does the beard hair go in the potato cup before or after you don the Bush Hat? I'm being as serious as this topic is. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PresidentSkyDemo Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Personally, if I were not currently enforcing beard theft laws, I would LOVE a sweater made out of my best buddy's beard hair! I'll just get a razor and wait until he's sleeping... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549459 Share on other sites More sharing options...
PandaWaffles Posted October 11, 2014 Author Share Posted October 11, 2014 Does the beard hair go in the potato cup before or after you don the Bush Hat? I'm being as serious as this topic is. Obviously before. Getting some beard hair in your potato cup should be your biggest priority as soon as you start a game. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549497 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentdarkness1 Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Oh, look. Another reason to vehemently despise PVP. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549557 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Better yet, on a cold winter morning, lie down next to that Wilson and wrap yourself in that wonderful beard.Dude, I'm starting to think that you reeaaaaaaaaaaaally like shippings. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/41829-wilsons-beard/#findComment-549562 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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