Sarcosuchus Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) "Welcome to Don't Starve, the game were everything's made up and the days survived don't matter."Dagnabbit Maximum, I was gonna make that joke, had the meme generator tab open and everything, and then you gotta go and ninja me when I leave for 5 minutes. *shakes fist in mock rage*Now somebody has to draw Ryan, Colin, Wayne, and Brad as DS characters... and then Drew Carey can be Maxwell, making them scurry about for entertainment. They could play the "helping hands" game but instead of the other improv guys moving each other, it would just be shadow hands pulling people around. And now that I think about it, when someone wins the game, they get to sit at Drew's desk and make everyone else pay improv games while they watch. Drew Carey's desk is the nightmare throne: Drew returns to the game, and the cycle continues. The horror! So, basically what Maximum said, but more like: Welcome to DS, where the potential for escape is made up, and the days survived don't matter.*pchoooooooo*Just in case you were wondering, that noise was the sound of me doing acrobatic freaking PIROUETTES off the handle and taking this joke way too far. Edited June 25, 2013 by Sarcosuchus 1 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218232 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orima-Kazooie Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 *pshoooooooo*Just in case you were wondering, that noise was the sound of me doing acrobatic freaking PIROUETTES off the handle and taking this joke way too far.I found the HomestuckEDIT: Also*pchooooo Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218237 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Whose Starving Anyway? Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218238 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximum124 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Dagnabbit Maximum, I was gonna make that joke, had the meme generator tab open and everything, and then you gotta go and ninja me when I leave for 5 minutes. *shakes fist in mock rage*Now somebody has to draw Ryan, Colin, Wayne, and Brad as DS characters... and then Drew Carey can be Maxwell, making them scurry about for entertainment. They could play the "helping hands" game but instead of the other improv guys moving each other, it would just be shadow hands pulling people around. And now that I think about it, when someone wins the game, they get to sit at Drew's desk and make everyone else pay improv games while they watch. Drew Carey's desk is the nightmare throne: Drew returns to the game, and the cycle continues. The horror! So, basically what Maximum said, but more like: Welcome to DS, where the potential for escape is made up, and the days survived don't matter.*pshoooooooo*Just in case you were wondering, that noise was the sound of me doing acrobatic freaking PIROUETTES off the handle and taking this joke way too far.These ninjas man, they just KEEP HAPPENING.If this doesn't happen next update Im rolling into the sun Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarcosuchus Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) I found the HomestuckEDIT: Also*pchooooospelling errors? references? pshaw. These ninjas man, they just KEEP HAPPENING.If this doesn't happen next update Im rolling into the sunAll of the ninjas. All of them.But yes. Clearly, immolation on an epic scale is the only logical conclusion. Edited June 25, 2013 by Sarcosuchus Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toastery Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 "Welcome to Don't Starve, the game were everything's made up and the days survived don't matter."This made my day, well, erm, night I guess. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximum124 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I just love how off topic everything's gotten now that we have to play the waiting game Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridley Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I just love how off topic everything's gotten now that we have to play the waiting gameIts not that off topic. Didn't you see the pengull spawned from the debug console just a few posts above you?In all seriousness, they really do that. But they come out to sleep at night. Its kind of annoying because I made a cage for them to waddle around in and they disappear for the entire day. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotheran Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 I just love how off topic everything's gotten now that we have to play the waiting gameat least after this update we'll have wes' balloons to play with while we wait for more updates :3 Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaS Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 at least after this update we'll have wes' balloons to play with while we wait for more updates :3Indeed.... that's legitimately the thing I'm most excited for this update! (and it's such a useless ability, but I don't even care... balloons!!) Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218262 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximum124 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Its not that off topic. Didn't you see the pengull spawned from the debug console just a few posts above you?In all seriousness, they really do that. But they come out to sleep at night. Its kind of annoying because I made a cage for them to waddle around in and they disappear for the entire day.Lucky duck Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218263 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 If some of the signs point to the character being Woodie, there is only one candidate for the talking object. [ATTACH=CONFIG]9984[/ATTACH]Urban Rangers have many survival tips to share, after all! (Forgive me for making this joke, I couldn't help myself.)Plank... We meet again.Just look into those soulless eyes... One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lies behind that smile...What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Turns out cheating for Maxwell caused a time paradox for me when I finally got to the last level... Edited June 25, 2013 by MycoLogical Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218267 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luggs Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Turns out cheating for Maxwell caused a time paradox for me when I finally got to the last level...Do not let them touch. You'll erase Wickerbottom from this plane of existence. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218272 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Turns out cheating for Maxwell caused a time paradox for me when I finally got to the last level...Do it, you know you want to. The resulting implosion of the universe will end this little game of cat and mouse once and for all. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luggs Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Would this count as a universe ending paradox? Or would it just destroy a good few kilometers around them. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximum124 Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 What if they make it so its a stable time loop? nothing but Wickerbottoms after Wickerbottoms after Wickerbottoms Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 It's funny; when you examine her she says "poor girl"i would recommend it gets changed to:"HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!?! PARADOX!!!" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218281 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luggs Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Or she could be like Nurse Joy. There's alot of them, they're all librarians, and they're all named Wickerbottom. Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Wickerbottom Inception... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218289 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gotheran Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 It's funny; when you examine her she says "poor girl"i would recommend it gets changed to:"HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE!?! PARADOX!!!"A whole list of reactions by all characters for this happening to them!Wilson: "One questions the possibility of it, the other sees the possibility for twice the science!"Willow: "I've always wanted to see what I look like on fire..."Wendy: "Abigail...?!"Wolfgang: "Ees long lost mighty brother!"WX: "I AM BUT ONE IN A LONG PRODUCTION LINE."Wes: "I can't do that."Wickerbottom: "I... How the... Science... not working..."Maxwell: "You learn not to question these things." Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218292 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 A whole list of reactions by all characters for this happening to them!Wilson: "One questions the possibility of it, the other sees the possibility for twice the science!"Willow: "I've always wanted to see what I look like on fire..."Wendy: "Abigail...?!"Wolfgang: "Ees long lost mighty brother!"WX: "I AM BUT ONE IN A LONG PRODUCTION LINE."Wes: "I can't do that."Wickerbottom: "I... How the... Science... not working..."Maxwell: "You learn not to question these things."Ah...its seems to be quiet...'intentional' on part of the developers.Nevertheless; Winners don't cheat and cause paradoxes! Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luggs Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 Ah...its seems to be quiet...'intentional' on part of the developers.Nevertheless; Winners don't cheat and cause paradoxes!I think you could cause a paradox anyways. Maybe. If you beat adventure mode once. Then start a new game using the character you originally beat adventure mode with, wouldn't the paradox still occur? Hmm.... Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oCrapaCreeper Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 A whole list of reactions by all characters for this happening to them!Wilson: "One questions the possibility of it, the other sees the possibility for twice the science!"Willow: "I've always wanted to see what I look like on fire..."Wendy: "Abigail...?!"Wolfgang: "Ees long lost mighty brother!"WX: "I AM BUT ONE IN A LONG PRODUCTION LINE."Wes: "I can't do that."Wickerbottom: "I... How the... Science... not working..."Maxwell: "You learn not to question these things."Do those actually appear in-game? Right now examining a duplicate of your character on the throne just says the generic "He's/She's/It's trapped" Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oCrapaCreeper Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) Also, Maxwell acknowledges seeing himself as well:http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/631910390801067620/FB0E3057F692E58F7822B289C82EF1649B16903F/http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/631910390801069041/129C993F94813746D551BE94EF8E54B387A01132/I think you could cause a paradox anyways. Maybe. If you beat adventure mode once. Then start a new game using the character you originally beat adventure mode with, wouldn't the paradox still occur? Hmm....I believe the last character that beat adventure mode only appears on the throne if you're playing Maxwell. Maxwell is always on the throne for any other character. Edited June 25, 2013 by oCrapaCreeper Link to comment https://forums.kleientertainment.com/forums/topic/20709-character-rebalance-discussion-thread/page/51/#findComment-218301 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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