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"Thanks for reviving! I go back to the marsh to collect my stuff."

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"Hi"

WishIHadAFridge was killed by Depths Worm, he became a spooky ghost!

 

Or my more recent:

"Earthquake? PAH!"

WishIHadAFridge was killed by Flint, he became a spooky ghost!

"Flint... my worst enemy."

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4 hours ago, WishIHadAFridge said:

PAH

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In my survival series my last word usually was     Me:CRAP LAGGGGG    Shadowmanipulatr was killed by killer bee from 2 turfs away

 

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My most recent one?  Was probably along the lines of:

"...I hate spring."

...Notorious

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I can solo Dragonfly, without walls!

 

Electroely was killed by Lavae. She became a spooky ghost!

(IRL I'm male but that's what the game says since I always play Wigfrid)

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Mine are usually along the lines of:

"lag (Its fine, just some berry bushes)"

"Lag (Hounds impending)"
"LAG (Hound bites Shadow)"

"GAH!"

"HELP ME"
Douchebag I share the server with (Klei Servers): "No"
'DatShadowJK was killed by Hound! She Became A Spooky Ghost!' (I'm a male but I play Wendy)

"Revive Pls'

"No"

'DatShadowJK has left the server'

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On 23/02/2017 at 2:37 PM, CaptainChaotica said:

My most recent one?  Was probably along the lines of:

"...I hate spring."

...Notorious

Frog Rain I presume?

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Ahahaha.  It was more like, we were both soaked to the BONE, constantly freezing and constantly _insane_.  My fellow player died TWICE on the same day because she had no cold-weather gear and the rain was putting out the campfires I made SO.  FAST.  I mean it was like, turn your back long enough to chop down _one_ tree for more firewood to keep the fire going...and when you came back, even the ashes had already blown away.  We had gone straight from a short fall to spring, with no winter in between...which normally would be nice, to have only the "milder" seasons...but not in this case!  Oh, and we hadn't found the right materials to make umbrellas in time.  Joy.  I had a tree to stand under at camp and a parasol, but...

After several days of this non-stop, it was like "GOD DAMMIT JUST LET ME BE _DRY_ FOR A SECOND!"

EDIT:  I just went to my Steam account to see if I took any screenshots of this ill-fated world (I did, it's the "Zen Base" one) and realised that currently, the background picture for Don't Starve Together in my library is...Willow in a yellow rain hat, yellow rain trenchcoat, and parasol--in the actual rain, of course--posing daintily in the middle of ponds and frog traps.  Ha!

...Notorious

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5 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said:

After several days of this non-stop, it was like "GOD DAMMIT JUST LET ME BE _DRY_ FOR A SECOND!"

You do know a straw hat, a pretty parasail, and a tree makes you dry off?

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Yes, believe me, I know that...!  It's how I spent that one entire spring on purpose on my other server (the March of Civilization one--modern-style umbrellas weren't allowed yet).  I think the problem WAS, I was low on grass.  So I had to use it for other things besides a straw hat.  So...yeah.

Normally spring doesn't kick my ass that hard, or the ass of the other person with me!  We were both kinda taken aback by it.  : P

...Notorious

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13 hours ago, CaptainChaotica said:

 

After several days of this non-stop, it was like "GOD DAMMIT JUST LET ME BE _DRY_ FOR A SECOND!"

 

Why I play regular DS and have a bunch on mandrakes in handy ;) 

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Heheh.  Would've been a good idea had I found any by then.  There was that one time I found 3 of them closeish to my base and they followed me home and merped around me in a circle all night but...unfortunately this was not that time.  : P

...Notorious

 

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Time to add to the bunch:

"I wanna fight *Insert New Boss Here*! Who wants to help? :D"

"I'll just make a quick run down into the ruins, be back in a few!"

"The nightmare cycle shouldn't be starting anytime soon..."

"Ooh! A purple mushroom! What is it, some sort of Jesus Shroom? Lemme chop it.. >:)"

 

(Back in my noob days):

"Uh guys, I accidentally hit a spider den with a torch..."

"I think I'll make a mini base down by the splumonkeys"

"Ooh! Dragonfly...lemme touch it"

"I can't wait for spring to start" (*Has no spring gear*)

"Man, summer can't come soon enough, it's so wet!"

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I'd like to think my noobish tendencies have gone away since I've honed my skills and clocked in a total of 2000+ hours....but it physically hurts to lie, so I can't. XD (Also, not bragging about my DST playtime, if anything I'm showing you how little a life I actually have. :3)

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Posted (edited)

"Hey guys I found a blue egg"

Genericwilsonplayer dies by Tallbird.

"Does anybody wants this?"

Genericwilsonplayer dies by Monster Lasagna.

"Let's camp near beefalo"

Over the next 20 days I saw Genericwilsonplayer died to beefalo/starvation/freezing.

"Cooked monster meat isn't that bad, it only costs a couple hp"

Genericwilsonplayer dies to terrorbeak.

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(Playing as Wendy)

Me: Guys I have 17 health halp

Wickerbottom: *casts The End is Nigh!*

Me: What are you doing?!

Wickerbottom: I'm overcharging you

KoreanWaffles was killed by lightning

Me: Hello darkness my old friend...

Wickerbottom: Charlie doesn't want to be friends with you

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On 11/2/2016 at 8:01 PM, spiderdian said:

...-...   ..._ _ _... 

I just translated that, in Morse code it means #VTB, was that intended? :3

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"Wife, get ice. Wife, get out of the fridge please. Harley, please get out of the fridge. Harley, please. Harley, please, please get out of the fridge. Harley, I beg you, get out of the fridge."

Me to my in-game wife as our base was catching fire, before I burned to death.

She disconnected.

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"Just a little closer. I wanna see the Dragonfly for once."

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Posted (edited)

*Plays as Webber*

"Gonna kill this pig quick and I'll head back"

*Starts rubberbanding*

Thieverpedia was killed by a pig

T-T

 

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"Guys, where's base?"

There is no particular death for this person, but it can be assumed this person will die relatively quickly, and to something silly.

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"I'll set a camp near the pig village, nothing can go wrong with that."

That night, when the full moon rises...

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