Crapplejacks Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Not sure if this goes here, but I wanted to start a thread for little jokes about Don't Starve (groaners allowed). Okay, here I go: Q: What do hillbillies call honey poultices? A: Honey Boo-boos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosten Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Q: Why do all the characters names (except maxwell, no one likes him) start with W? A: Well, the game is called don't starve, so hopefully you, "W"on't Starve!Ba-Dum-Tshh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARamblingSpider Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 no.And in comes the party pooper. Unfortunately, I have no jokes of my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARamblingSpider Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 And in comes the party pooper. Unfortunately, I have no jokes of my own.BEWARE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ephyb7 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Q: Why is the Don`t Starve universe so chemically scarce? A: Because all of the chemists argon (I suck at jokes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 One might describe Maxwell's ability to fragment his mind as a splitting headache. Why did Wendy cross the road?Because her sister was on the otherside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 My god...is this what my puns are like...all the time...I am so sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Why did William turn into Maxwell? I DON'T KNOW HAHAHAHAHAHUIHNUANDKSAJNDJLSANDLIKSAND:ALSKDJMSKADHASDKNSADNJKASNDAIOS:D"ASDMKASD<{DK<ASOPKD"ASK<a[]l.;'; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 What's the best use for logs?Fire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 How Much Wood Would A Woodie Chuck (Chuck) If A (Werebeaver) Woodie Would Chuck Wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 Starving.That's a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiefCommandeur Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Starving.That's a joke.Is no joke in latvia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted December 17, 2013 Author Share Posted December 17, 2013 Yay for crappy jokes everywhere! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Cynicist Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 Yay for crappy jokes everywhere! It's what they're best at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 It would seem this fandom is a bit starved for humour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can't starve Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 wilson is bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 The Screecher mod features a monster you're not supposed to look at. So, shouldn't the mod be called Don't Stare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Q: What do you call Bees and bunnies? A: Buzzies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatonekid Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Wanna hear a potassium joke? K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 What's the difference between the Gobbler and Deerclops? One is the most hated enemy of every little thing for the destruction and frustration it inflicts on players new and old, the other is a Deerclops. HAW HAW HAW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted December 18, 2013 Author Share Posted December 18, 2013 What's the difference between the Gobbler and Deerclops? One is the most hated enemy of every little thing for the destruction and frustration it inflicts on players new and old, the other is a Deerclops. HAW HAW HAW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Cynicist Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotflungwok Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 In Don't Starve nightmare has you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldfish911 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Why did Wilson leave the world?Because he was tired of the Pelon tricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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