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Glei's Fitith Year Anibersarry


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We here at Glei Entertainment* have some special long awaited improvements for you, for the up-coming finth year anibersarry of Donut Carve.

  • All science machines (alchemy, shadow manipulator, pseudoscience etc) now have a durability and a limited number of uses
  • Winona can now craft trusty tape twice as fast
  • Walls now only last 3 days before damaging themselves into rubble. Moon rock walls last 4
  • Fishing rod "fish and reel-in" attack mechanics have been implemented for all weapons.
  • Depth Dwellers now spawn from the Florid Postern
  • Characters are now limited to 4 crafting recipes, though they can forget one recipe to learn the blueprint for a new one
  • Crock pot recipes are randomized per game and change once every season
  • You can now walk past the edge of the land (this now results in instant death)
  • Deerclop's attack now hits everyone on screen
  • Walrus tusks and krampus sacks have been rebalancegooded down to 10% of their original drop chance
  • All pets now have a point and laugh animation for whenever their owner dies.
  • Boulders will sometimes drop gunpowder. If not mined within three days, they will explode, destroying all their contents and setting nearby boulders on fire.
  • Wickerbottom can still craft books, but can no longer read them.
  • Pigmen now only leave their houses if you lure them with meat on the ground.
  • The spear has been replaced with a foam bat, that does just as much damage.
  • The sanity meter has been split into a happiness meter, an alarminess meter, a grossedoutiness meter, and a scaredarkness meter.
  • Abigail is now aggressive against neutral mobs
  • Willow's lighter now has a light radius equivalent to a thermal stone.
  • Birds in birdcages now only produce manure
  • Spiders now kite

*Totally legit company of legitimacy

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40 minutes ago, kertinker said:

Winona can now craft trusty tape twice as fast

 

41 minutes ago, kertinker said:

Willow's lighter now has a light radius equivalent to a thermal stone.

We know this isn't a real patch because the real Glei would NEVER change Winona or Willow.

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14 hours ago, kertinker said:

*Patch notes*

You've forgotten about some.

•All electric structures (alchemy engine, fridge, ice flingomatic) will need power in order for them to work. To power them you'll need to connect them to lightning rod with wires (which you craft with thulecite and frazzeled wires at pseudo science station) and wait for lightning strike 

•All players below 10% hp will drop on the ground and will die after 1 min. unless someone heals them.

•Being set of fire by magma/Dragonfly will burn all of burnable items in players inventory

•We've removed werebeaver's armor and nightvision. The sanity drain is also now the same as the one from Deerclops

•Crockpots will require fire and fresh charcoal. Also every food that's not hot (ice-cream, watermelon popsicle, etc) are removed from the game

•All characters names now start with "M"

•Antlion won't accept any trincket other than potato cup

•All creatures now have an AI. They will kite you, awoid traps, etc

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  • We've decided to actually focus on PVP and make it a viable mode of play. 
  • If Wigfrid doesn't see a crockpot meal being cooked before obtaining it (i.e, She can't see the CrockPot on screen), there's a chance she will believe it has meat in it somewhere and eat it anyway. 
  • Shadow Hands will now smack Maxwell for mild damage if he is within range. 
  • In compliance with recent Loot Box developments, skin drop gift boxes and chests are now non-interactive structures that can simply be examined.
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