Excess Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 DENIALNo... I didn't just die. That spiketacle didn't appear when I was collecting reeds to make a pan flute and...ANGER...TOTALLY SLASHED ME TO DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH! I'M NOT PLAYING THIS #@$%& GAME EVER AGAAAAIN!DEPRESSIONI mean, I had 4 mandrakes... four. Who's gonna take care of them now? Huh? The beefalos? They poop on their sleep......Poop. While sleeping.BARGAINOk, it was MY fault after all. What was I doing on the swamps without armor? Although I tried cancelling the action clicking elsewhere when I saw the spiketacle emerging but Wilson kept going. Either way, I had enough reeds already, it WAS my fault. Perhaps next time I should make an effigy before mapping the swamps. IF there is a next time...ACCEPTANCE...BURN SPIDER, BURRRRRRN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juliette Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 LMAO, i'm under "bargain"I was too greedy about getting gold for the science machine. I had soooooo much gold, about 2 full slots of 32 pieces... but I wouldn't stop there. I had to dig the other 8 rocks.... but then darkness came and, having used up all of my twigs on pickaxes, had no way of cutting down wood for a fire... and was devoured that night.The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lubiniki Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 ... I am laughing. I can't stop laughing. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burfl Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 This is epic, Excess. This needs some sort of archival, so it never goes away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeW Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Well, now everybody knows how Excess got his title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 BurnnnnI learned its easier to not die.I AM THE IMMORTAL VAMPIRE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Excess Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 DANGIT!, that spiketacle broke my logsuit and nearly killed me, I better make a new one. Oh, I'm a couple of logs short... hey, there's a tree right there... in the swamp; how convenient. This isn't a bad idea at alLGH$LT%FGJ&C#K...**** me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktastic Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 But the logic made sooooo much sense! D= Jeez! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Just like.Oh man that optimus pine is chasing me. I need more logs for another armour suit!I will chop down the biggest tree to get it the 3 more logs.OMG NO ITS AN OPTIMUS TOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktastic Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I still haven't seen one of these... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Go logging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonradosHut Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Well, LadyD, that is basically what happened to me yesterday, when I came to the forums asking you guys to save me from the 2 big badass trees that were trying to chop my balls off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 maybe thats a new way to soothe the pines?Give them your balls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktastic Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I go loggin alll the time. I have like 20-30 tress growing at my base at any given time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Maybe you need to make a new map? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonradosHut Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 They can want whatever they like, but I ain't giving them MY BALLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burfl Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 maybe thats a new way to soothe the pines?Give them your balls?Not cool, D. Not cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyD Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Who doesnt like a little castration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xacktastic Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Most people. And things. And stuff that's not stuff.Pretty much all of everything, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KonradosHut Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Yes, Xacktastic. 'Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Werwulf Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Lol, nice parody Excess ;DBut the original is even funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWilde Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Day 34I have six farms now, a field of berry bushes, a wheat (grass) field, and a tree farm. I'm beginning to find myself with too much time on my hands. Aha! I know what I shall do!I think I'll make an effort to explore this island.I shall set off tomorrow at first light.Day 35Looking at my map, I seem to have made it 3/4 of the way around the shore of the island. I have found two plains where the Beefalo roam, but other than that I have seen nothing but seemingly endless forest.Time to build a campfire and sleep through the night, I'm exhausted.Day 36Oh look, a beehive. They seem rather tame, I think I'll move in for a closer look.....FJ#%)@YFIU@HOF)_!HFUISU*Dead*;_;RIP Wilson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerm Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 (edited) odd, I always managed to get along surprisingly well with the treeguards, I summons a few of them and sacrifice some pigs to deaggro them, and they spend the rest of my play time wandering around. also, if you make sure to pick up EVERYthing from a felled tree(logs, pinecones, stump) and periodically go on planting sprees, I can almost guarantee you that you won't see treeguards for extended periods of time, or maybe that's just me...EDIT: aw crap, I necro-posted... sorry everyone, just bury this thread again an it'll all be cool. Edited November 29, 2012 by qwerm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marak Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 That "Acceptance" line gets me every time. Well done sir, +1 internets and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xandru8 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 oh man Exess your awesome lol i`m allreaddy over the steps i`m in acceptance now lol ... you really do understand a gamers feelings lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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