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Why Deerclops looks so sad?


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That feel when no more structures to destroy.

 

That feel when no Deerclops gf.

 

Pick one.

 

I choose "That feel when no Deerclops gf."

Maybe he's neutral, Steve :T

Wait, He only wants destroy your base an after that becomes Neutral? that means, if you are so close of him he won't attack?

Without players to sleigh, she will vanish from existence. Anybody who has played undertale yet should have an idea of what I mean.

 

 

> "She's Neutral, Steve."

Wait, He only wants destroy your base an after that becomes Neutral? that means, if you are so close of him he won't attack?

 

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Deerclops is lonely and just wants to get your attention.

You ain't tricking me with that "he just wants attention" chitchat!

He lost his dentures, I just know it!

 

... But maybe... he didn't lose his dentures...

... Maybe... YOU STOLE THEM!

 

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, NOME? 

The answer to the sadness of the Deerclops is simple, my dear. As a 100% legitimate Biologist with a degree not drawn in MS Paint, I have a message for everyone here.

 

In my years of studying, I have confirmed that the Deerclops is indeed, a non - aggressive creature by nature. Although many will tell you otherwise, it's wishes for destruction of your base and death to your kin is simply a poor communicated way of wanting to become "best friends" with the one this majestic creature has chosen to "destroy", as some "professionals" may say it. It is time for us all to wake up to our horrific, murdering ways. The Deerclops is a friendly giant that we murder every winter out of fear, the protection of oneself or their base, or simply being a greedy jerk and wanting their eye.

 

Wake up, Don't Starve. Next time you see this majestic beast, embrace it with your arms and welcome it into your camp and repeat this to the creature, "Hello, Deerclops. I respect you and wish to become friends." It is time for this cycle of bloodshed to end. Do not fear the Deerclops, but love the Deerclops.

 

Thank you for reading this post, this has been a message from the Save the Deerclops foundation.

 

 

The answer to the sadness of the Deerclops is simple, my dear. As a 100% legitimate Biologist with a degree not drawn in MS Paint, I have a message for everyone here.

 

In my years of studying, I have confirmed that the Deerclops is indeed, a non - aggressive creature by nature. Although many will tell you otherwise, it's wishes for destruction of your base and death to your kin is simply a poor communicated way of wanting to become "best friends" with the one this majestic creature has chosen to "destroy", as some "professionals" may say it. It is time for us all to wake up to our horrific, murdering ways. The Deerclops is a friendly giant that we murder every winter out of fear, the protection of oneself or their base, or simply being a greedy jerk and wanting their eye.

 

Wake up, Don't Starve. Next time you see this majestic beast, embrace it with your arms and welcome it into your camp and repeat this to the creature, "Hello, Deerclops. I respect you and wish to become friends." It is time for this cycle of bloodshed to end. Do not fear the Deerclops, but love the Deerclops.

 

Thank you for reading this post, this has been a message from the Save the Deerclops foundation.

 

Thanks, I learned much about Deerclops and about myself from your post.

Is the Dragonfly a friend too?

 

Or is she even waifu material?

The answer to the sadness of the Deerclops is simple, my dear. As a 100% legitimate Biologist with a degree not drawn in MS Paint, I have a message for everyone here.

 

In my years of studying, I have confirmed that the Deerclops is indeed, a non - aggressive creature by nature. Although many will tell you otherwise, it's wishes for destruction of your base and death to your kin is simply a poor communicated way of wanting to become "best friends" with the one this majestic creature has chosen to "destroy", as some "professionals" may say it. It is time for us all to wake up to our horrific, murdering ways. The Deerclops is a friendly giant that we murder every winter out of fear, the protection of oneself or their base, or simply being a greedy jerk and wanting their eye.

 

Wake up, Don't Starve. Next time you see this majestic beast, embrace it with your arms and welcome it into your camp and repeat this to the creature, "Hello, Deerclops. I respect you and wish to become friends." It is time for this cycle of bloodshed to end. Do not fear the Deerclops, but love the Deerclops.

 

Thank you for reading this post, this has been a message from the Save the Deerclops foundation.

 

#befireinddeerclops

Thanks, I learned much about Deerclops and about myself from your post.

Is the Dragonfly a friend too?

 

Or is she even waifu material?

 

My friend, I am glad to tell you that your claim is entirely true. However, Dragonfly shows her affection in an affectionate display of tough love, being quite abusive to those it considers potential mates. Should a potential mate begin to fight back, it takes these as signs of it's inner feelings being accepted and continues with this manner of showing her affection. Inevitably, after mass repeats of this cycle, she inevitably considers her mate's potential showing of affection as a sign of them reciprocating her feelings, thus, she settles down and brings her children to her potential mate, happy in which she has found her children the proper father (Dragonfly cannot distinguish genders, so anyone is considered a potential father.) Once this has occurred, she continues her mating pattern of tough love, accompanied by her children's display of affection.

 

So yes, one could consider the Dragonfly "waifu" material.

 

 

Of course, this is all a very difficult process, seeing how these tough love displays are all highly painful to endure and that her children's way of showing affection to their new found father is to hug them... at such a high degree of temperature that it melts the skin in seconds of non protected contact.

My friend, I am glad to tell you that your claim is entirely true. However, Dragonfly shows her affection in an affectionate display of tough love, being quite abusive to those it considers potential mates. Should a potential mate begin to fight back, it takes these as signs of it's inner feelings being accepted and continues with this manner of showing her affection. Inevitably, after mass repeats of this cycle, she inevitably considers her mate's potential showing of affection as a sign of them reciprocating her feelings, thus, she settles down and brings her children to her potential mate, happy in which she has found her children the proper father (Dragonfly cannot distinguish genders, so anyone is considered a potential father.) Once this has occurred, she continues her mating pattern of tough love, accompanied by her children's display of affection.

 

So yes, one could consider the Dragonfly "waifu" material.

 

 

Of course, this is all a very difficult process, seeing how these tough love displays are all highly painful to endure and that her children's way of showing affection to their new found father is to hug them... at such a high degree of temperature that it melts the skin in seconds of non protected contact.

 

That is pure gold. ^^

 

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