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Backpack :

 

- It carries things for you.

 

Instruction Manual :

 

1. Equip Backpack.

2. Place all your most valuables items inside (minerals mainly).

3. Leave it in an easy place to find when near danger.

 

Lantern :

 

It is used to catch fireflies at night without making torches.

 

Trap :

 

Marks dangerous areas on your death as traps so you won't venture there a second time.

 

Sign :

 

Plant wood where's there none. Can live in all biomes.

 

Living Log :

 

Having regret from destroying entire forests ? With Living Logs, your wood is never dead ! Save trees, don't kill them.

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Backpack :

 

- It carries things for you.

 

Instruction Manual :

 

1. Equip Backpack.

2. Place all your most valuables items inside (minerals mainly).

3. Leave it in an easy place to find when near danger.

 

Lantern :

 

It is used to catch fireflies at night without making torches.

 

Trap :

 

Marks dangerous areas on your death as traps so you won't venture there a second time.

 

Sign :

 

Plant wood where's there none. Can live in all biomes.

 

Living Log :

 

Having regret from destroying entire forests ? With Living Logs, your wood is never dead ! Save trees, don't kill them.

 

Ugh, this is not formatted and formulated perfectly... but it's so brilliant!

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