Blewcheese Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Now that I think about it, where did me and Willette go? And Blew too.I was murdered brutally.I think you and Willette are at Maxwell/William's house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 11, 2014 Author Share Posted May 11, 2014 You are still in the infirmary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 You are still in the infirmary. What about spinorex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 (edited) What about spinorex?I'm pretty sure my legs are still broken. And your ribs. I'm just guessing here, because all we know is that there was a big crunching sound which is never a good sign. I'm pretty sure I went over the fact that my OC's name is Dr. Warp, right? I'm pretty sure I did. Just saying. As advice. Because, y'know. I don't mean to sound like a jerk or anything. It just irks me a bit. Yup. This white statement is directed towards Battal, by the way. Just in case someone was wondering. Edited May 11, 2014 by Spinorex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 there was a big crunching sound which is never a good sign. Sorry. I was eating some Hell Doritos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Sorry. I was eating some Hell Doritos.I can smell the product placement from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I can smell the product placement from here. Made with soul labor, it says on the bottom. And also it threatens me everytime I open it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Made with soul labor, it says on the bottom. And also it threatens me everytime I open it.I'm not entirely sure I want to delve into the spiritual and possibly demonic implications of consuming food that is likely forged with the souls of the woefully deceased that are being abused and implemented into the devilish commercial market by uncaring and greedy CEO spawns of the netherworld, created by **** for the purpose of furthering corporate expansion across the globe. Keep me outta that, thank you very much. I will NOT be involved with some nightmarish lawsuit by those heartless demons that man calls "lawyers". Nuh-uh, no thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Keep me outta that, thank you very much. I will NOT be involved with some nightmarish lawsuit by those heartless demons that man calls "lawyers". Nuh-uh, no thank you. There is a huge difference between lawyers and demons. One is a horrible creature coming from the underworld that scrounge damned souls and whisper evil into the hearts of man kind, and the other is a demon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 There is a huge difference between lawyers and demons. One is a horrible creature coming from the underworld that scrounge damned souls and whisper evil into the hearts of man kind, and the other is a demon!I could have gone into more detail on how those abominable lying cheats are the vermin of the underworld, but it would have taken far too long. I needed to make a point, and I am truly sorry for any demons I may have offended with my thoughtless statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrotoss Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Everytime I dare to pop in here, it's a mess. What's going on here, a role-playing gig loevingly author by the one and only Lord Battal?Can Lord Battal die even in the immortal sense, or yes? Can I join? Can I peck someone's eyes out, please? Maybe rob some pretties or two? Then again, I suppose it can be said I'm content with the immature and chaotic pinch fights I've been reading thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 12, 2014 Author Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) This is what I meant by out-of-hand. Back on topic. Spinorex, review or die. Everytime I dare to pop in here, it's a mess. What's going on here, a role-playing gig loevingly author by the one and only Lord Battal?Can Lord Battal die even in the immortal sense, or yes? Can I join? Can I peck someone's eyes out, please? Maybe rob some pretties or two? Then again, I suppose it can be said I'm content with the immature and chaotic pinch fights I've been reading thus far. I don't know if you're insulting me, or if you're serious, so I'll just answer with a neutral "Okay". Edited May 12, 2014 by Lord_Battal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) Spinorex, review or die.Don't worry, I have already made some massive leaps of progress in my review of the segment. Here, look at what I currently have. I'm already dead, aren't I? Edited May 12, 2014 by Spinorex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Don't worry, I have already made some massive leaps of progress in my review of the segment. Here, look at what I currently have.Capture.PNG I'm already dead, aren't I?the amount of youtube tabs opened is intriguing. Battal, pal, the stories are nice, people are just impatient because they want to see if they die immediately or a few seconds later after you start the next chapter. People, please. This place does not deserve derailment. You're dealing with the Deus Mortem himself, have a fear of dying for science's sake! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinorex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) The segment seemed a bit rushed this time with the frog chase. The part with Battal hiding behind the pillar felt a bit clichéd ( The cliché where the character's hiding from the monster and the monster searches real close to them but doent find them, so the character checks and finds them right there with the monster just sitting there like "o hai, I ben watin.") Although given the circumstances, I find that it was an okay use of the cliché given that only so much could be done with this suspenseful scene. The best part of the scene has to be Percival trying to escape from the hound den for about the fifth time in a row while being ravaged by an evil hound. I'm half expecting Percival to grow a heart or something and keep the hound as a pet, but that would be a bit clichéd as well, alongside the fact that it doesn't realy fit into Percival's character. The segment seemed a bit too hollow for my taste, but it wasnt horrible. I await the next segment eagerly.I also feel that the segment could have used more me. That's the only other flaw I found.This is @Demobill speaking now:It was ok i look forward to next part. Edited May 12, 2014 by Spinorex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalrusMan Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I don't know how getting in this thing works. Not because I'm too lazy to read or anything So I'm just going to ask: Can you put me in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I don't know how getting in this thing works. Not because I'm too lazy to read or anything So I'm just going to ask: Can you put me in it?Haven't seen you in a while. Where did you go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalrusMan Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Haven't seen you in a while. Where did you go?PM me. I don't want to derail this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 PM me. I don't want to derail this thread. His number of posts show he's eviler than Pecival... nah, just kiddin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 666 POSTS? WE SHALL NEED A SACRIFICE! Battal, get to that. Write a short segment commemerating this passing through the Devil's Number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalrusMan Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 We need Pentagrams and chanting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Aaand you killed the Satanic mood. 667 isn't a good number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crapplejacks Posted May 13, 2014 Share Posted May 13, 2014 Aaand you killed the Satanic mood. 667 isn't a good number. Well, compared to 666 it is a good number. So your assessment is that 666 is bad, and 667 isn't good, therefore meaning that 667 is equally not good as 666, and.... I should get a life... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 It's Time for... Storytime with Spinorex A recording by Eternity Inc. *Children flock into the classroom, speaking random chatter* *Collectively scream upon seeing Spinorex* "Calm down, calm down! Surely you've seen a walking shadow with red eyes and glasses before!" *Screams continue* "MOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "I'M GOING TO READ THIS STORY WETHER OR NOT YOU STOP SCREAMING!" "ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A CATERPILLAR. THE CATERPILLAR ATE LEAVES! LEAVES! AND IT LIKED THEM. BUT THE CATERPILLAR WAS SO UGLY THAT THE BIRDS WOULDN'T EAT HIM, AND THIS MADE HIM FEEL SAD. WHICH DOESN'T REALLY MAKE SENSE! I MEAN, DID HE FEEL LEFT OUT OR SOMETHING? IS IT SOME KIND OF CATERPILLAR AD TO BE VICIOUSLY TORN TO SHREDS BY A FLYING DEATH MACHINE? I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE! BACK TO THE FREAKING STORY!" *Screams continue, even louder.* "ONE DAY, THE CATERPILLAR WAS SO SAD HE WANTED TO HIDE AWAY SOMEWHERE SO NOBODY WOULD SEE HOW UGLY HE WAS! SO IT CLOSED ITSELF UP IN A SILK BLANKET AND TRIED TO HANG HIMSELF ON A LEAF HE JUST GOT STUCK, AND WAS LEFT HANGING THERE! SO HE DECIDED TO TAKE A NAP! WHEN HE WOKE UP, HE WAS A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY! HE FLEW OFF, FLAUNTING HIS BEAUTY, WHEN A BIRD SAW HIM AND TORE HIM INTO LITTLE STRIPS! THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS DON'T SHOW OFF OR YOU'LL BE KILLED BE A GIANT BIRD!" At this moment, a giant bird flew past the window and saw the children's "Wall of Fame", which depicted all the good little children's hard work. The bird attacked. Nobody ever saw the children, or the entire classroom, ever again. The above recording, which ended in the sound of shattering glass and more screaming, was found in a large pile of dung. Lord Battal, the Supreme Overgod of Hell, refuses to release any information on the children's whereabouts. I'm Charlie Carter, reporting live from Max News. Back to you, Cthulhu... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Charlie... Carter? Battal ships CharliexDork Carter. Confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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