Will Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I knew the second I saw "Lord H" who it was. Let's just leave everyone else to find out who it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Outlast style? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 29, 2014 Author Share Posted April 29, 2014 Outlast style? I have a thing for references. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Don't know who it is, but if it's me, it's quite fitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugos10 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Goddamn it! I just realised who it was...Still though, Lord Hugos needs to be a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 I still don't know who it is. Am I dumb for not knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted April 30, 2014 Author Share Posted April 30, 2014 SPOOOOOOOORRRRRB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 And I thought regurgitating info that was stated or heavily implied in the story would be safe. Wrong. Doggone it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Still don't know who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Still don't know who.Then you're just going to have to wait and find out, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Then you're just going to have to wait and find out, aren't you?I second this in the name of staying on topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strangerdanger101 Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Good luck staying on topic, everyone.I'm going to dwell in the cursed lands of the puzzle thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRENTOMINOUS Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Good luck staying on topic, everyone.I'm going to dwell in the cursed lands of the puzzle thread.What were when? PM me please to avoid further derailment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 3, 2014 Author Share Posted May 3, 2014 Segment 21 1/2"Sporb Pays the Price" "Direct ye eyes, all ye fine gentlesirs and ladies, to this here fierce and foreign creature known only as "THE SPOILER". This creature is most devious and cunning, and possesses the dreadful capability of RUINING the fine twists and turns painstakingly manufactured by our dear authors!" *Gasps of terror from the crowd* "Even worse, the Spoiler can do this so subtlety, and so diabolically, that it can fool people into thinking it SIMPLY PUT THE FACTS TOGETHER." *More screams; much fainting and gasping occurs* "And HOW CAN WE FORGET! WE CANNOT! THIS CREATURE, this SPORB, as it calls itself, shall only CONTINUE its spoiling spree! THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO STOP IT! BURN IT AT THE STAKE!" *Mob turns into an absolute frenzy* "DEVON! THY TORCH, MAN! LET US PURGE THIS FOUL BEAST FROM OUR WORLD!" "But wait! I didn't do -" "COVER YOUR EARS! ITS WORDS BRING DEATH!!!!!!!" "What??!?!?! But that's not even -" And so Sporb was burned at the stake. Please note that this was not meant to be insulting in any way, and that Sporb escaped unscathed due to being a strange robot/spider hybrid thing. Aside from that, please don't state "Lord H's" true name anywhere in the thread, so that those who haven't figured it out can enjoy the plot twist. Writer's block has arrived again, so don't expect a new story segment soon. I'm working on it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sporb Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 ... and that Sporb escaped unscathed due to being a strange robot/spider hybrid thing. I have spare robot bodies. By the way, being burned alive is not an experience I would recommend to anyone else. In case you were considering it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyrulx Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 Ahh man, just came back from the firey deapths of forum hell, reborn as a necromancery firey-y elfiey thingy. Too late to call game I guess. HOWEVER: If you do add me in: Being to hell and back gives me unique control of souls and the dead.(Cursed) fire does nothing to me ( i'm looking at YOU Battal)I'm almost totally insaneI physically cannot eat cooked meatI have a *Pet* fireball that comes erraticallyI dress so sharply that my suit is a viable weapon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I have spare robot bodies. Hey, I have some too! Well, cloth, but still! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted May 4, 2014 Share Posted May 4, 2014 I have like, 10 touch stones all built in my various bases. I also have a couple of meat effigies and plenty of Life Amulets. I am undying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrotoss Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm a bit confused as to what's going on, but, um, good job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 I'm a bit confused as to what's going on, but, um, good job. Did you see the full thing in the OP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrotoss Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Did you see the full thing in the OP? Of course, but don't you recall the huge "Derailing Thread War of April 2014?" That stuff was tots confusing. Like I think I said before, you need to organize stuff, maybe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 You're probably right on that one. From now on, I'll post the new segments both in posts and the OP. In the meantime, here's a link to the most recent segment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrotoss Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 You're probably right on that one. From now on, I'll post the new segments both in posts and the OP. In the meantime, here's a link to the most recent segment. Oaht, lovely. There's nothing like a little creepy rusty vibe to bring out the zest in life, yes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyHam Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I have no clue who Lord H is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted May 5, 2014 Author Share Posted May 5, 2014 Segment 22"Meanwhile" Pecival, the Sentient (and slob-covered) Voodoo, lay underneath the pile of bones and old skin that had served as his hiding spot for the past hours. His pursuer had passed by many times; but the scent of death masked the doll's. Shifting the pile a small bit, Pecival opened up a small slit in the junk pile. A big mistake. Within seconds, the hound was upon him, barking excitedly and swinging him around in its mouth. "Damned, pathetic creature." The voodoo said, wincing as the hound threw him into the uneven stone walls of the cave. "Be happy I don't have my needle. By now, you would be - " Pecival was interrupted by the hound, which pounced onto him and pinned him down. After licking him in the face multiple times, the dog got bored, and ran back down another tunnel. This was what usually happened. It found him, played with him a bit, then left. Pecival used this "lull time" to either attempt to hide, or try to find a way out. He sighed, preparing to head out; but then, looking at the bone pile one last time, he got an idea. The doll's sewed-on face bent into a sadistic grin. (I'm still having writer's block.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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