Best/funniest writing thread


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Hello! Someone suggested at some point to make a thread with our favorite bits of writing in the game and I thought it was a great idea because Griftlands has really great and witty writing that is, in my opinion, one of the biggest charms of the game. So I will start

 

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Also can't forget about the cards there're so many but those are such classics

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This is from that one super rare Sal random encounter. You know, the one that's special. So slight spoiler warning.

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Rook talks about lessions learned during a lifetime, Sal realizes this means Rook is old and thus promptly hits Rook with the "Ok Grifter"

Side note: Grift has various meanings, but they all seem to boil down to "aquiring money by deciving people" so Sal is saying "Ok Person Who Aquires Money By Deciving People"

 

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4 hours ago, AYellowShadeOfB said:

This is from that one super rare Sal random encounter. You know, the one that's special. So slight spoiler warning.

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Rook talks about lessions learned during a lifetime, Sal realizes this means Rook is old and thus promptly hits Rook with the "Ok Grifter"

Side note: Grift has various meanings, but they all seem to boil down to "aquiring money by deciving people" so Sal is saying "Ok Person Who Aquires Money By Deciving People"

 

You will learn that the player character is always called grifter, regardless whether the person who calls you that likes you or not. And that includes the other pcs that you're not playing.

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15 hours ago, SpicyNiceCream said:

Oh did you manage to get the second part of the event after bringing your new friend with you?

Funnily enough I've had this encounter twice now but I didn't get the second part for either of them. I know what you're talking about though; I've read the lua file for the event.

Anyhow, Rook sums up my reaction to this unfortunate event perfectly here

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Regrettably not pictured: he whipped out his pistols and yelled "Wooooo!" after clicking the prompt.

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I'm not sure why, but Rook's Blacklist comments make me chuckle.  "So-and-So, is it?"  "I think I'll just just down your name."  "Taking your name, buddy."

Then they lose a bunch of resolve.  Is this Hollywood?
 

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