Objects made of beard

[Pop Guy]

There are so many ways to rework Wilson. You can bet on the fact that a scientist, but also a bit of an alchemist, an occultist, an adventurer. We can focus on the fact that he knows how to do amputations, that in the forge he revived his companions, that historically he was the only one able to make effigies.
Or you can bet on the beard.
Soon I'll make a topic where we'll talk about all the possibilities that an exceptional character like Wilson offers for reworking.
But not today.
In this post we will talk exclusively about beard. And what a beard. A magnificent beard.
I would like to collect in this topic all the most creative (but sensible) uses that Wilson could do with his beard:
1) Beard to make ropes.
2) Beard to make sleeping bags.
3) Beard to make a winter coat with 120 padded insulation.
4) Beard to create a carpet that give winter insulation.
5) Beard to make a fake beard to give to other characters.
6) Beard to make padded gloves to avoid damage by collecting cacti or brambles.
7) Beard as fertilizer.
8) Beard to create headgear to donate to pigs to make friends.
9) Beard to create a fake hound costume to trick real hounds
10) Beard to make a beard sail.

[. . .]

This is magnificent.

[minespatch]

[Warlockadamm]

I really like #9 : the fake hound costume made out of beard hair. 

It could act like a berry bush hat with over time durability and a insanity aura for other player nearby

[Geeris]

2 hours ago, Pop Guy said:

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What do you want is to make Wilson's beard like a swiss pocket knife?  

[Canis]

16 hours ago, Geeris said:

What do you want is to make Wilson's beard like a swiss pocket knife?  

new perk:
When his beard is fully grown he can swing his head around and do AoE damage

[minespatch]

2 minutes ago, Canis said:

new perk:
When his beard is fully grown he can swing his head around and do AoE damage

That should've been winona's update.

[FreyaMaluk]

19 hours ago, Pop Guy said:

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And u get a beard, and you get a beard and you get a beard xD

[minespatch]

18 hours ago, Pop Guy said:

5) Beard to make a fake beard to give to other characters.

[Geeris]

26 minutes ago, Canis said:

new perk:
When his beard is fully grown he can swing his head around and do AoE damage

 

11) Wilson could extract his DNA from the beard and then make clones of himself. Then, just like Maxwell he would have his own minions.

 

It's just a joke, fellas. Don't will be mad...

 

[DoktorEnd]

He should able to make hairy nukes with 99999 damage

[GetNerfedOn]

He should be able to lash snurtles together with his beard hair and sail away on a snurtle raft.