Seth is a murderer? Potatoes have feelings, and cry for their dead brother.

[the truthseeker]

Oooh..

I'm sorry, @the truthseeker, could you please ban Dwer? I am highly offended by this amount of racism and I'll not stay on a forum that lets something like that slip.

 

On an actually more or less serious note, I love how years after this, Seth will probably still be known as a potato murderer. You've done a grave mistake, Seth...

 

 

So you're a potato supremacist. I hate supremacists.

 

To prove my point, I shall prove yams are the best by frying all potatoes and forcing you in the shredder.

 

 

Wait a minute, you didnt warn this guy about the danger of the potato killer SethR!? OH GOD WE NEED TO WARN HIM, SETH MAY BE GOING TO MAKE A CUP OUT OF HIS DEAD BODY AT ANY MINUTE!!

 

*Goes into Klei forum Lounge, does not leave.

May or may not be hiding from this insanity*

[Palpetinus]

*Goes into Klei forum Lounge, does not leave.

May or may not be hiding from this insanity*

*wanders the dark and damp hallways of the forums with his flashlight*

Oh hey truthseekeeer~

I have a big amount of truth right here! Come out, come out, wherever you are.. Join us and we promise you won't regret it!

[Battal]

I'm so sorry, but it is now my duty to kill this thread.

 

You do know you only have to hit the "Post" button once.

[Spinorex]

You do know you only have to hit the "Post" button once.

Do you not see? This is all a part of his master plan to destroy this thread.

[DwerBomb]

@Weirdobob

Thanks for that wall of text, we really needed it.

[the truthseeker]

*opens door, peeks, slams it shut*

[Battal]

Do you not see? This is all a part of his master plan to destroy this thread.

 

[Auth]

Hmmm. Well then. I must try even harder to kill it!

I need to hit you guys where it hurts...

Ah! I know!

 

CLICK ME FOR FREE BACON!!!

 

And there is excellent background music! Turn up those headphones!

[DwerBomb]

@Weirdobob

Nothing happens on mobile.

Bet it's some kind of jumpscare featuring Jeff, though.

Don't start a fight. I am too weird for you. I would destroy your poor little mind in a matter of minutes.

[Auth]

What? I think there is a mistake. Clearly, a typo.

 

Nobody is weirder than I.

 

I know so much now.

 

Thanks to my intelligence combined with @the truthseeker's insanity (and intelligence) all in my head, I could crush you in a matter of nanoseconds.

 

*Chester's panting in the distance*

 

SHUT UP, CHESTER. I'M TIRED OF KILLING YOU.

 

.ʎddɐɥ ʇ,usı ǝuoǝɯos ‘ɥooo

 

Shut up, Joe. I've had it with you, too.

[DwerBomb]

...

Are you @thetruthseeker 's twisted personality?

And I thought I was the only one here with a personality disorder...

Anyway no. There was no typo.

You can't beat me.

There is only one person weirder then me. He has all my respect for this.

[Auth]

...

Are you @thetruthseeker 's twisted personality?

And I thought I was the only one here with a personality disorder...

Anyway no. There was no typo.

You can't beat me.

There is only one person weirder then me. He has all my respect for this.

 

HA! HAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DO IT!!

 

Am I the only one that can actually perform @the truthseeker 's name?

 

I guess I am.

 

Also, it's "than" and not "then"

 

Also, I have all your respect?

 

That's... touching, actually.

 

Move aside @Mobbstar, @DwerBomb is my new best friend!

[the truthseeker]

*inside lounge, looks at 10 foot pole, considers touching this with it, decides no!* 

[greenglacier]

What if I gasify potatoes in a plastic bag every day? What if then?

 

[DwerBomb]

That potato is beatiful I want to marry her

[Zomsabra]

I didn't get bacon, I got jeff, He smelled nice, smelled of blood and potatoes, still no bacon, that makes me sad.

[The Letter W]

all hail the potato cup master 

[Palpetinus]

*inside lounge, looks at 10 foot pole, considers touching this with it, decides no!* 

 

Come join us, truthseeker.

 

Everything is fine in here.

 

We're all totally normal.

 

Looks can be deceiving, you know

 

Trust me and join us

 

[Snob]

[MenaAthena]

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

[Sporb]

We're all totally normal.

I think that if we're all ever 'totally normal' you can be sure that something is very, very wrong.

[the truthseeker]

I think that if we're all ever 'totally normal' you can be sure that something is very, very wrong.

 

 

 

*shouts from lounge* You're not Trees either! 

*slam!*

[MarkL]

Is this real life?

[Snob]

Is this real life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFzarBSGFDw#t=3554

 

Look at it yourself. Seth is finally exposed for his crimes.

[the truthseeker]

Run for the lounge @MarkL RUN FOR IT BEFORE THEY GET YOU TOO!