Zomsabra

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  1. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Granted. Its fixed but now all running water in your house is scorching hot. I wish it snowed over here.
  2. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Granted. After a day of doing "things" you accidentally pause time when you wake up, and you're unable to unpause it. The universe is forever paused and you get very bored. I wish I had a magic computer.
  3. These influx of Battal's are worrying me.

    1. T4T3RGR3NAD3R
    2. Asparagus
    3. Derpime

      Derpime

      d o n ' t w o r r y . I a m m y s e l f n o w .

  4. Happy Spooky-Day, Everyone,

  5. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Its r34 of course. Plus Temmie then never gets to go to college... I wish I had a tomato.
  6. "I wish I had eight legs, so I could wear four pairs of hotpants."

    1. Percival

      Percival

      What 'bout parachute pants?

    2. Zomsabra

      Zomsabra

      Eh, I guess that works. But parachutes don't really have a real use anyway. I mean c'mon, you could easily survive a - .....Oh, you meant THOSE parachute pants. Yeah those are good too.

  7. Introduction - Hello Thread

    Hello, I am Zomsabra. A lurker who hides in the dumpster down the street and occasonally says or does something.
  8. [Forum Game!] I Declare.... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    I declare a California Reaper sandwich...with tomato.
  9. 15....23....50....41....

  10. Ban Pyro for talking about Google Glass in a thread.
  11. Name one. . .

    Smoked Cheese Name something that tastes even better that Smoked Cheese.
  12. MGSV has been eating away at my life, and I'm totally okay with that.

    1. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *sits in a comfortable position*

      Explain the Entire plot of Metal Gear O__O

      *gets Genovian Pear Popcorn*

    2. Zomsabra

      Zomsabra

      Well okay *takes deep breath* US OPERATIVE CODENAMED NAKED SNAKE IS SENT TO INFILTRATE THE SOVIET UNION IN ORDER TO RESCUE A SOVIET DEFECTOR, A WEAPONS SCIENTIST NAMED NIKOLAI STEPANOVICH SOKOLOV. ONCE SNAKE MADE IT TO SOKOLOV AND WHEN THEY BOTH HEAD TO THE RENDEZVOUS POINT, SOKOLOV IS KIDNAPPED AND SNAKE IS CRITICALLY INJURED AND LEFT FOR DEAD BY HIS FORMER MENTOR. THE BOSS, ALSO CODENAMED THE JOY. SHE WAS AMERICAN AGENT THAT DEFECTED TO- *cough cough cough cough* AGCK JEEZ- *cough*

    3. Asparagus

      Asparagus

      *mouth full of Genovian Pear Popcorns*

      I jont shink zhatz the whole shtoree... O__O

  13. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    What're you TAAALKING about?
  14. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    (I wish you didn't forget to answer Asparagus's wish...) Granted. You never get to play a video game ever again. Your paycheck is higher while the working conditions are diminished significantly. I wish I had knowledge of programming.
  15. Ban L for wearing the "AH ROLPLY" cap.
  16. Ban Mena for keeping cookies in her Fez. Its unsanitary.
  17. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Granted. You get a new pizza, it tastes bad. I wish my headphones played sound in BOTH ears.
  18. Ban Derpime for having "nothing cool or remarkable" in his signature.
  19. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Granted. You drop it onto the floor. I wish I could play the guitar.
  20. Shooooooooom.....Shoooooooooom.

    1. Percival

      Percival

      That, my friend, is the sound of my grandmother's 1990's vacuum cleaner on anything that isn't slate.

  21. (Summoned Fourmer Zomsabra) Ban Derpime for forgetting the period to end his sentence.
  22. ANGST SHIELD ACTIVATE

  23. Be Careful What You Wish For... [Forum Game]

    Granted. You are now back to a human (and your oc) form. But the Gorilla does not appreciate your betrayal, and it beats you to death with the banana. I wish I had a powerful PC.