Mafia The Worst Memorial Party Ever: Season 2

[Dannyrulx]

"Point is, you still shot her in the back of the head when she wasn't expecting it. Crying and rationalising that way only works with reporters Mena."

He took a sip of his cocktail and continued. "Before I was dragged here and... Cut to pieces," he wiggled his spare fingers to show the silvery colour of the biomechanics, "I was an adventurer. Yes, Danny was really immature when he came up with me originally. I had taken a crossbow bolt to the knee and everything."

"Anyway, I don't have a problem with you killing her, she was a Mafioso after all, no offence to Mezukie," at this, he indicated towards the woman herself, "I have a problem with the 'back of the head when she wasn't expecting it.' Was it too damn hard to look into her eyes?!"

He paused and turned towards the skeleton. "Oh, hey Chris, you haven't changed a whole lot since I was around. Sure, I'll put the glass down, one sec." He mouthed something along the lines of 'continue this afterwards' to Mena, and set the cocktail glass down on a coffee table, before taking a step back.

[Mezukie]

Mezukie heard what Corinith was saying the Mena, so she did the only thing she knew was right. She ran over and kicked him in the shin "Don't be heartless you jerk!" after she hugged Mena "It's ok, I know you did was right. I'm sorry for doing that to you I don't know what I was thinking, don't worry you did the right thing,"

[GuyNamedChris]

"Thanks." Chris said, before quickly blowing a dart from his baton that he'd been saving from season 1 into Corinith's shoulder. "Ah, that's better. Been waiting to do that for about a year now. Oh, you can go back to your drink now." Chris said, heading back to the foyer.

[Dannyrulx]

The dart stuck into his cybernetic shoulder, causing Corinth to let out a string of swears. Slowly, the dart was pushed out by the skin, until the main shaft lightly tapped the floor. "BASTARD! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!"

[Battal]

"Hm."  Battal says, counting on his fingers and looking incredibly deep in thought.  "I can think of...at least several reasons."

[Dannyrulx]

"I am not my precursors son." He growled, "shooting me doesn't hurt the Host, doens't effect him in any way, all it does is punish the next generation who, apart from that little tirade against Mena which, I admit, was a bit harsh so I apologise,  has done nothing against you."

He hissed as metal pooled in the small hole left by the dart, and eventually all that remained was a slight scratch.

"Please don't do that again."

[YouKnowWho]

"Well you're still being a total jerk so, I say you still deserved it. Seriously, your trying to trigger flashbacks. That's low bro. L. O. W. Low." Toast said while he searched.

[Dannyrulx]

"Trigger...

Flashbacks?"

 

[MenaAthena]

34 minutes ago, Dannyrulx said:

"Point is, you still shot her in the back of the head when she wasn't expecting it." 

"I have a problem with the 'back of the head when she wasn't expecting it.' Was it too damn hard to look into her eyes?!"

(*was going to confront her in private and kill her in a completely different way, then you:*

> controlled my character without even a warning and made me shoot her in the back of the head while she wasn't expecting it

> scrutinized her for doing something you made her do with the Host

> scrutinized her for doing something you made her do AGAIN with this character

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Mena opened her mouth to reply, but stopped when, unexpectedly, Mezukie defended her, kicking Corinth in the shins and embracing her in a hug. She was stunned for a moment, but eventually returned the gesture. She had been used to scrutiny for her actions at this point; she had shot a little girl at point blank after all, so she hadn't been angered by this instance. 

'Was is too damn hard to look into her eyes?!'

'Yes.' She thought. 'It was.'

Edited September 8, 2016 by MenaAthena
Slight correction with a quote

[Battal]

6 minutes ago, MenaAthena said:

(*was going to confront her in private and kill her in a completely different way, then you:*

> controlled my character without even a warning and made me shoot her in the back of the head while she wasn't expecting it

> scrutinized her for doing something you made her do with the Host

> scrutinized her for doing something you made her do AGAIN with this character

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Edited September 8, 2016 by Battal

[Dannyrulx]

(OH GOD THE DANK MEMES HAVE STARTED, RUN FOR COVER!)

[GuyNamedChris]

8 minutes ago, Dannyrulx said:

(OH GOD THE DANK MEMES HAVE STARTED, RUN FOR COVER!)

(Just don't offer anyone some tea.)

[Dannyrulx]

(Too late)

 

[DwerBomb]

Dwer walks up to @T4T3RGR3NAD3R and hugs him

Edited September 8, 2016 by DwerBomb

[MenaAthena]

(Guys, please, slow down with the memes. We have a rule for rapid replying, remember?)

[PhelsarusBeel]

(OK ENOUGHT WITH THE MEMES FOR NOW. Otherwise I'm going to use the Hostclub and return this to order.

So please return to proper posting for now.)

[Dannyrulx]

"I'm one of Danny's characters. I have a mandatory level of cheap shots and things that confirm me as a terrible person that I have to do at the start of every role-"

"GODDAMITTHEFUCKINGNEURALFEEDBAAAAAAAA!"

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro decides to just wake up and look at everyone while eating some gum brand gum. He seriously doesn't know what happened.

"Wait. Why am I here again? I get this mysterious letter outside my house and I read it, it gives me direction, I follow the directions, and now I'm stuck here with a bunch of people. But I digress, I'm hungry and I'm gonna go find the kitchen."

(I'm actually happy that I decided not to back out this time)

[Zeklo]

Zek took off his hat and placed it over his chest in respect to the dead body.

...

Actually he could do better.

Zek took off his fishbowl head and placed it over his chest in respect to the dead body.

[YouKnowWho]

"Yeah. And you know what happened to the rest of Danny's characters who also acted like terrible people?

 

Let me give you a second to figure it out."

Jeez, Toast was having a hard time finding Waddle. They had to be here. He's missed them so.

Edited September 8, 2016 by Youknowwho

[GuyNamedChris]

Chris overheard the conversation and came back into the room, taking a leather-bound, unfinished book just labeled "Wave after Wave" from his coat and put it on the bar. "Based on what I read, not good things."

[Dannyrulx]

"Let's see... Sylvia was fine, Myth was disruptive not flat-out terrible, the Host hasn't even been bloody arrested, and... Uh... ****. Yeah. Her. We don't talk about her."

[YouKnowWho]

"Um, you don't get my point.

They were all killed.

Even the host is dead, didn't you read the news?"

[Dannyrulx]

(Oh no. Oh no no no no no. This is not how this **** goes down. The Host is my ******* character, and you are not killing him off because I still need him.)

[Pyromailmann]

Pyro proceeds out of the kitchen, still hungry.

"There wasn't anything I'd eat in there."

Pyro then decides to sit on the floor close to a couch. He decides to be silent because he has nobody to talk to.