Wave after Wave

[WaddleDee]

(YES GIANT TURSAI FIGHT PLEASE

Also, Homestuck is updating again? Man, I need to stay more updated on these things.)

[DwerBomb]

(It's ending for real on the 13th of April ;-;)

[Battal]

(There won't be any real fights with the Tursai, just encounters.  They're too OP to be fought.)

[Zeklo]

Syndir flopped onto the ground like a wet fish and proceeded to drag his face—or mask rather—along the floor. He had been anything, but prepared for the sudden change of pace and was unable to keep a hold of his pouch.

"Deception I tell you! They were after my beans all along!" He wailed, but didn't raise his head so it sounded more like,

"Ejection... smell too... Hay cure laughter... fall wrong..."

[DwerBomb]

(What)

(also where's everyone on the island? is Syndir now close to Jaw&Gilda?)

[Battal]

(Meritursas took Syndir on a bit of a ride, he's with Kate, Wiffleball and the others now.  Idk where you guys are, this island is more confusing than the one from Lost.)

[WaddleDee]

(Everyone is grouping up on one end of the island; Mark, Viridis, Famen, Angelle, and Gyx are soon to arrive, while Trevor and Wheke are retreating to the ship. That's my understanding of everyone's locations, anyways.)

Some of the black goop began soaking back into the plush, the puddle around it slowly shrinking into nothingness.

[YouKnowWho]

Noctimus stands his ground, well. . . he lays his ground I guess. He continues to snuggle next to Wiffleball.

[Battal]

"What happened?"  Meritursas asks Kate.

(such post)

(much english)

(wow)

Edited April 1, 2016 by Lord_Battal

[GuyNamedChris]

(@Dara999@wxps350 You haven't been responding to the pm. Choose something for each of your characters from the chest or I'll randomly choose something.)

[wxps350]

Gyx finally fell face first in front of Famen. He looked up at the chest, and let out an intrigued gurgle. He reached in and pulled out a tiny island. Looking closely, he saw a miniature version of himself, next to Famen, and Angelle. He was looking closely at a tiny island. Looking closely, he saw a miniature version of himself, next to Famen, and Angelle. He was looking closely at a tiny island. Looking closely, he saw a miniature version of himself, next to Famen and Angelle... Gyx reached in, and pulled out an empty bottle. He liked bottles.

Edited April 1, 2016 by wxps350

[GuyNamedChris]

Just now, wxps350 said:

jar of eyeballs

(sorry, its gotta be something from an actual chest, like everyone else)

Edited April 1, 2016 by Chris1488

[wxps350]

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Edited)

[Battal]

Also in the chest is a Meritursas-sized pegleg.  It's about the size of a school bus and would be an impossibility if not for space shenanigans.

[MenaAthena]

"W-Wiffleball wa-wasn't himself... H-he's ok n-now... It wasn't his f-falt..." Kate croaked out as she started to sit herself up, her voice funny from being strangled. She rubbed her neck, which had a red ring around it from where the tentacle had gripped it. Kade was sitting next to his sister and trying to help her up. He glared at the plush, but said nothing.

~~~~~~~~

Zzzzzz... *leg twitch* zzzz...

[Battal]

Meritursas is quiet for a few seconds.  He moves his head over the rabbit and sniffs it.  He carefully picks it up, and holds it in both claws in a way similar to someone preparing to rip something in half.

[WaddleDee]

Wiffleball made no attempt to resist Meritursas' grasp. He deserved it.

[YouKnowWho]

Noctimus does what we call in the industry as "sicking em." He latches onto Meritursas's side using his teeth, and begins to bite over and over while squeaking somewhat threateningly.

Edited April 1, 2016 by Youknowwho

[MenaAthena]

"N-NO! STOP IT!" Kate shouted in a raspy voice as she stood, looking at Meritursas with eyes that were starting to tear up. "DON'T HURT HIM!"

[Zeklo]

The sound of a poor helpless child was enough to snap Syndir out of his hopeless pouting. He would have to go and help such an innocent soul—it was his duty as a gentleman. So he pulled himself off the floor and turned to look at the situation at hand proclaiming,

"No need to cry! I, Syndir, will be of—"

He stopped abruptly realizing it was the enormous crabbit beast that was causing the commotion.

...

"Nope." He choked as he turned around and sat himself down criss-cross applesauce style—acting like he was oblivious.

[Battal]

Meritursas screams in agony as the creature rips into his side.  Never before has he expirienced such amounts of pain.  He begs and pleads, but it does not stop until he has been reduced to a sobbing, regretful mess.  Noctimus walks away in slow motion with a pair of sunglasses on as Meritursas explodes in the background.

Noctimus accomplishes nothing.  "This creature...contains a sickness.  It must be purged...before it harms...anyone else."

[YouKnowWho]

Noctimus jumps down and whispers something only Meritursas can understand. His voice is still squeaky, but a lot more threatening. "YADFOTHGILEHTEESOTREVEN,YAPLLAHSUOYDNAAMERUJNI"

Edited April 1, 2016 by Youknowwho

[Battal]

(Also, mena, I saved you some time.)

[YouKnowWho]

(Just to let you know Battal, you can hear what Noctimus is saying. He's close enough.)

[wxps350]

Gyx raised and waved an arm at Meritursas quickly. "Ygh! Ygh! Ry knrgh whrt trgh drgh!" He grimaced as he pulled out from his storage sack a large purple tome, with a metal squid engraved on the center. He shoved it into Meritursas's face, forcing him to read the cover:

Drghk Rnrjr nd hrw tr rbtrn rt

Byr Yrckrfrthrghdrhctrgh