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I present my next melon ballad to the Melondom!

 

                                                             “I Write Sins, Not Shopping Reciepts” –Panic at the Discount!

Oh, well imagine
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store
And I can’t help but to hear
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words

“What a beautiful melon!
What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame
we’re not stocking any more”

I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the goddamn store?!”
No, it’s much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

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My mind is decaying, my fellow Melonfriends. My time is coming to an end; this may be the last time I think logically.

I realize now, I have brain cancer. Not a surprise after assembling the nuclear melon bomb without any protection.

It's too late for me. But if I died, a time loop would tear the universe apart anyways.

 

I'm sorry I have to do this.

*Opens head*

 

*Inserts nearest object to use as a new brain*

 

*That object was a potato knish*

 

KNISHDOM WILL FALL!!!!!!!!!!

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My mind is decaying, my fellow Melonfriends. My time is coming to an end; this may be the last time I think logically.

I realize now, I have brain cancer. Not a surprise after assembling the nuclear melon bomb without any protection.

It's too late for me. But if I died, a time loop would tear the universe apart anyways.

 

I'm sorry I have to do this.

*Opens head*

 

*Inserts nearest object to use as a new brain*

 

*That object was a potato knish*

 

KNISHDOM WILL FALL!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have no problem with your melon science, but it seems like you want to drop a melon-bomb on Melondom.

*puts in cryo pod* There we go.

Now, we can take the time to figure out what's going on, and cure Noob if needed.

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