Morgan17 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 JUST KILL HIM, ITS MUCH EASIERPLEASEKILLHIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Go ahead, do it. But I have no fear, for -https://youtu.be/J80yf8bI7pM?t=123 *NOOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 *looks upon situation* *sighs and shakes head sadly* *goes back to doing melon things and completely ignoring noob* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 I DONT CARE, JUST KILL HIM. FIRING SQUAD, HANGMAN, GUILLOTINE, I DONT CARE, KILL HIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 Wait a moment...Could it be???It's...No!!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!I'm sure you Earthling melon scum will be happy to hear that... Uhhh...*Cries*According to my calculations, the missile would already have made contact with a certain space rock and detonated by now. After finally receiving a video feed from the missile, I realized that it was vaporized by a star...I'm telling you this, because what happened few hours ago was not the last time I would think logically.If I can prevent the suffering of others, I will do so now... *Activates pocket-sized cesium bomb* *Is set on fire and dies*You've done well, Geoffry. You've done well. We will show the melon scum. We will show them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 3, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 3, 2015 *Is set on fire and dies* Please don't let there be ANOTHER funeral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan17 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Oh thank goodness he's dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 *Shoots Noob's dead body for measure* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 4, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 4, 2015 *Shoots Noob's dead body for measure* Please tell me I'm not the only one I did that when I killed monsters in FPS games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Please tell me I'm not the only one I did that when I killed monsters in FPS games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 *Activates pocket-sized cesium bomb* *Is set on fire and dies*You've done well, Geoffry. You've done well. We will show the melon scum. We will show them.^HEHEHEEHEHHEHE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Seriously, Noobmodder, just leave us alone. If you don't like this thread just leave. This "roleplaying" and constant Deus Ex Machina-ing isn't fun or funny, it's just annoying. We've tried being nice to you, we've expressed our annoyance with this kind of behavior, but you won't listen. At this point I'm actually considering reporting you; which I really, really don't want to do. You seem like an okay guy when you're not doing stuff like... this^^^ Just, please, tone it down a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Don't worry, I'm not targeting the Melondom.I'm gonna keep my goal a bit mysterious for now.Anyways, can we put this aside or am I still a criminal?And can I please get some brain surgery or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 As for my constant evasion of failure:I realize this can get annoying, in the words of JoeW, we are all just people behind keyboards.I'm a bit of a psycho behind a keyboard, but I've finally come to the realization that it is indeed annoying when you are powerless against something you should be able to swat away. Take the bees for example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 But seriously, can I join the Melondom? To be quite honest, I'm tired of my own roleplaying, it's just that it's hard to drop it once you start.Maybe that's the reason I chose to let the missile fail at its destruction of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 I've found a way to continue the events of my horribly annoying roleplay thingy in a good way!Since indeed it was Geoffry who died, I could later be found at LHC plotting to blow up the planet, but then I was taken in by the melon police and finally operated on. After my brain was replaced, I came to my senses, served my time and jail, and began to once again work towards my goal of creating bombs for the melon military...Sound good? Also, I'm keeping my signature no matter what is agreed on. Do I make myself clear? 0_o I'm going to play DOTA 2 now, whatever happens when I get back, I will take responsibility for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyNamedChris Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Idk about the rest of you, but I enjoyed Noob's RP in this thread, can he stay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 4, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 4, 2015 Idk about the rest of you, but I enjoyed Noob's RP in this thread, can he stay?It started interesting...But then after the tenth message and all the godmode() it started getting annoying :/But eh, let's give him a second... third... uhh... fourth chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 xDHonestly, the reason I evade death is because I see it as the end of a roleplay. The end of a roleplay wouldn't make too much sense considering that, well, it's part of Melon history, and if my fictional character died, I could never do anything else related to the Melondom. In this case the godmode thing was not, in fact, an attempt to destroy the Melon Kingdom again, rather to join it. As a conclusion, if you will so kindly show mercy and imprison me rather than slay me, I will show my gratitude by simply doing what I do best.No, I didn't mean annoyingly evade death! I meant making bommmmmmbsss!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted October 4, 2015 Developer Share Posted October 4, 2015 xDHonestly, the reason I evade death is because I see it as the end of a roleplay....You commited suicide... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 You've done well, Geoffry. You've done well. We will show the melon scum. We will show them.Ring a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 I...Um...wut... I'm with L on the roleplay. It did start out fun. I mean, you did say your death would rek evryone with a time loop...Not quite sure how that works out... I mean...seemingly not, I guess. Did...Did you have a title you wanted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoobModder Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yes, indeed! Melon bomblord of course! But, as a follow up to these events, I will accept any punishment as a consequence to my actions;I committed many a crime, even I agree that it should not be taken lightly.I say, let the people decide on my fate, and I will accept it. Thank you, Melon Lord... Of course, it is my intention to right the wrong, and forget about the past.On the bright side, if we ever print history books about Melondom, they'll be pretty interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4T3RGR3NAD3R Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 Yes, indeed! Melon bomblord of course! But, as a follow up to these events, I will accept any punishment as a consequence to my actions;I committed many a crime, even I agree that it should not be taken lightly.I say, let the people decide on my fate, and I will accept it. Thank you, Melon Lord... Of course, it is my intention to right the wrong, and forget about the past.On the bright side, if we ever print history books about Melondom, they'll be pretty interesting. I guess we'll put a melon up your ass. Anyone have any comments? Also, you should talk to Derpime. It seems kinda similar to his thing. If there is no conflict between you guys, then I guess it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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