XirmiX Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's as hot outside during the day as it is inside my house. I'm almost overheating. I tried washing in a cold shower, but that only helped me for like 5 minutes after I finished. May be I could go to the store and buy a water melon and put it on my head? May be that could help? Or find a giant cube somewhere and tie it to my head with ropes? May be I should make a whirly fan or get a proper fan, though not sure how much that'll help. And quick, I need solutions asap, else I'm gonna be dead due to heat before you click that post button! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 1, 2015 A fan and an Ice Cube hat seem to be the best options! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipps Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Try traveling to the closest swamp to your environments and tear some reeds on the shore of the lake.You will have to tank some mosquito bites, but don't worry. Malaria wears off just as quickly as your body does! Next on your list will be gathering spider silk. Never worry about toxic arachnids catching themselves onto your hand, all you have to do is to violently panic and stun them until they either fall back and slay you by quickly leaping over your corpse and knocking you into an intense pain by biting, or by directly pricking their jaws against your future sore skin, leaving you no resorts but screaming in the middle of the forest without anyone there to help you! If you managed to downright complete the list this far, you are on your merry way. The last requirement is to find the nearest desert in your region, a trivial thing to do if you ask me, and rashly collect some cactus flowers from the said plant. It always works! It only causes open inflammations and skin infections, but if your arms resist until the end, you can finally (somehow) craft a piece of greenlike cloth with the same arms, even with a comfy popcorn pattern on its surface! You have now survived the summer!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michi01 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 1.)Plant a tree2.)Wait until it grew a bit and has a nice treetop3.)Extirpate horse-flys and mosquitos4.)Buy a lounger5.)Get some ice cream6.)Wait until summer is over(Seriously though I know how you feel, Germany is afflicted by the same heatwave) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 I tried to make something that looks like the whirly fan, but it doesn't help. Ain't nobody got the time to run around the house. all day or outside for that matter. Actually, may be I will go outside and stand under a tree... Lets see how well that works out! And I think I'll go to the nearest kiosk and buy some ice cream... And probably will have to go to the shopping center to get a proper fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 1, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 1, 2015 Just come to Brazil. It's winter here. The south region, though. The others are always hot... well, most of the time, at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 No, I thought that it was terribly IRL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyromailmann Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 No, I thought that it was terribly IRL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Shouldn't this be in the offtopics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridd Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Carve a head-shaped hole into a watermelon and wear it as a hat. Then tie a freezer-sized ice cube on top of the watermelon. Place a Straw Hat on top of the Ice Cube. Carry an umbrella in both hands and hold them over your tower of hats and hat-like apparel. No restrictions in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 K, point taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Eating watermelon is truly excellent in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Eating watermelon is truly excellent in the summer. I second this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphKastro Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 The south region, though. The others are always hot... well, most of the time, at least. *shakes fist in the air* You Southerners and your nice cold temperatures. eat some ice cream, juicy fruits or just chew on ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Its the rainy season here... O__O(One moment its flooding then intense heat the next) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Its the rainy season here... O__O(One moment its flooding then intense heat the next) EDIT: Was on mobile and it posted twice O__OCan a moderator pls delete this one? No? Alright... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mai Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Take all the stuff out of your fridge. Hide in your fridge. Does not work if your fridge is tiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flare2V Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 MAN UP SONGOTTA FACE YOUR PROBLEMSIT'S NEVER TOO HOTYOU'RE TOO SOFTNEVER GIVE UPSKY'S THE LIMITBELIEVE IN YOURSELF(seriously do believe in yourself,)DRINK LOTS OF ICE WATERAIR CONDITIONINGCHEAP ASS DOLLAR STORE FAN THINGS (with like the water sprayer sometimes, idk)GET HIGH WITH USED NEEDLESOKAY ACTUALLY DONT DO THAT LAST ONETHIS BELONGS IN THE OFF TOPIC SECTIONNEVER GIVE UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asparagus Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 NEVER GIVE UP I was waiting forNEVER SURRENDER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 MAN UP SONGOTTA FACE YOUR PROBLEMSIT'S NEVER TOO HOTYOU'RE TOO SOFTNEVER GIVE UPSKY'S THE LIMITBELIEVE IN YOURSELF(seriously do believe in yourself,)DRINK LOTS OF ICE WATERAIR CONDITIONINGCHEAP ASS DOLLAR STORE FAN THINGS (with like the water sprayer sometimes, idk)GET HIGH WITH USED NEEDLESOKAY ACTUALLY DONT DO THAT LAST ONETHIS BELONGS IN THE OFF TOPIC SECTIONNEVER GIVE UPI don't even know... What are you, a frenemie of mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShnarfBird Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 I don't even know... What are you, a frenemie of mine? Flare2V is everyone's frenemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Developer ImDaMisterL Posted July 2, 2015 Developer Share Posted July 2, 2015 Flare2V is everyone's frenemy.Or is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbeetle Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 MAN UP SONGOTTA FACE YOUR PROBLEMSIT'S NEVER TOO HOTYOU'RE TOO SOFTNEVER GIVE UPSKY'S THE LIMITBELIEVE IN YOURSELF(seriously do believe in yourself,)DRINK LOTS OF ICE WATERAIR CONDITIONINGCHEAP ASS DOLLAR STORE FAN THINGS (with like the water sprayer sometimes, idk)GET HIGH WITH USED NEEDLESOKAY ACTUALLY DONT DO THAT LAST ONETHIS BELONGS IN THE OFF TOPIC SECTIONNEVER GIVE UPI CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flare2V Posted July 3, 2015 Share Posted July 3, 2015 Or is he? How can I be your frenemy if I'm like your bff? Jeez Louise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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