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So, Im' a guy who loves serious play in DST, but if sabotage is in order, what would be the best schemes of trolliness?

 

I have a few:

 

 

not the spiders:

 

Oh hey, cool! you killed the spider queen! what's this? you don't have a place to put the spider eggs? hmm... what about that base over there? Yeah, go get em'! show that Wilson who's boss! Ha!

 

 

eyes as far as the EYE can see! no? ok...:

 

fleshy bulbs y'all. fleshy bulbs indeed.

 

All dry:

 

steal EVERYTHING!!! from stuff in chests and turf to the walls and structures (STAHP! HAMMAH TIME!) and berry bushes and grass and twigs and farms and everything! just leave a dry spot on the ground. lol.

 

 

Feel free to suggest even MORE evil schemes to do! together we shall do whatever the WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

 

A few villains with moustaches:

 

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that one just SREAMS evil. and minecraft.

 

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that's a fancy one too

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Ahh chester theft, as evil as theft can be

However, how about going towards more the funny path, steal the turfs, and only the turfs (that are already placed) in a distance of 10-20 meter to base, making the whole area as ugly as possible, maybe even adding your own swamp turfs,

Or just run past group of active players hitting the old bell mid way

As a veteran player, I can more than handle surprise spiders, eyeplants, and deerclops. I also know I can manually shut down the server without saving to wipe grief attempts. I can even ban players.

 

 

That being said, wouldn't you rather troll with me by hiding in the bushes with a bush hat until someone tries to pick you?

Go to your friends base as wickerbottom and spam On tentacles

 

hahahaha... good one.

 

As a veteran player, I can more than handle surprise spiders, eyeplants, and deerclops. I also know I can manually shut down the server without saving to wipe grief attempts. I can even ban players.

 

 

That being said, wouldn't you rather troll with me by hiding in the bushes with a bush hat until someone tries to pick you?

 

I lile that idea. oh hey, a berry bush! i got the manure, let's dig it, just to be sureOHMYGODNOOOOOOOOOO explodez like the death star

As a veteran player, I can more than handle surprise spiders, eyeplants, and deerclops. I also know I can manually shut down the server without saving to wipe grief attempts. I can even ban players.

 

 

That being said, wouldn't you rather troll with me by hiding in the bushes with a bush hat until someone tries to pick you?

Our thanks to @The Letter W for this. 

Okay, so guys, there's a problem here, Most veteran players find normal threats completely nonthreatening at best, and a mild annoyance at worst. I mean, even I can clear a tentacle trap by hand, or just grab the eyebone out of the center while I'm running through.

 

If you really want to be annoying, plant four spider dens in their base, about 8 berry bushes (unit of measurement) apart. After you've done this, plant a lureplant next to each den.

Now that you have your setup, spam "on tentacles".

I haven't found a way to kill a tentacle on creep without taking damage, and if all their fire darts were in their base (or better, they haven't made any), neither will they.

Plant a dense forest of trees in their base, with the occasional tooth trap/bee mine or an eyeplant in the middle.

Individually place a bunch of trees in a way that makes letters that spell words such as: poop (thats all I can think of for choice words that are child apropriate.) 

Individually place a bunch of beefalo poop throughout their base area for the chorus of a thousand poop flies.

(complex, death mechanic and player's lack of pan flute/mandrake dependant, can ghosts go through walls? Do mosquitos fly over walls?))If their base has walls around it, make sure you have a revival method back at base, capture a ton of mosquitos, go inside their base and close off the entrance with an inventory full of mosquitos, then die, thus releasing the mosquitos. Fly thru walls? and go back to your base/friend to revive.

 

If Reign of Giants compatibility is confirmed, I got a few:

-Dragging a Bearger into their base.

Example:

Guy 1:"Hey man, I got you a present"

*Guy 1 gives over honey*

Guy 2: "Oh boy! What is it?"

Guy 1: "Honey!"

Guy 2: "Thanks, man!"

Guy 1: "NP, I gotta get off for a sec, my connection is jumpy"

Guy 2: "K, man"

Guy 2: "Wait, is that a bearger?"

*mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha*

-Dragonfly ambush on a base of wood.

Example:

Guy 1: "You're doing good progress!"

Guy 2: "Ikr"

*Guy 1 drops some birchnuts in a corner that guy 2 can't see"

Guy 1: "Welp, I've gotta check on a meaty stew I was making..."

Guy  2: "Alight m8"

*Dragonfly spawns*

Wait, oh sh*t, my stuff! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I am a good troll ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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when RoG is out: FIRE! FIRE EVERYWHERE!

 

while it's not out I'll just content myself with spawning krampi and hounds and taking them to someone's base.(oh, and yeah, killing all the beefalo and pig houses and destroying the farms, grass and bushes would also be very funny)

 

but that's all me guessing damn bad luck with keys...

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