Auth Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 thanx but its bek is purp also i hav another questionwhat goes throo a talbird/smallbird/tenberds mind in eech age??/??/ Smallbirds: I liek dis purson dey r good 2 follow Teenbirds: I guess I could stick around. Tallbird: F*** off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 I am planning to draw an Full HD+ ² OctaCore tallbird. While this in itself is a risky operation, I do not have the required knowledge and experience regarding a tallbirds distinctive properties and marks.May you share some your copious veda to make this venture feasible? In the case of assent, you will of course recieve most of the laurels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 I am planning to draw an Full HD+ ² OctaCore tallbird. While this in itself is a risky operation, I do not have the required knowledge and experience regarding a tallbirds distinctive properties and marks.May you share some your copious veda to make this venture feasible? In the case of assent, you will of course recieve most of the laurels. Step 1: Get a black sharpie Step 2: Done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 Smallbirds: I liek dis purson dey r good 2 follow Teenbirds: I guess I could stick around. Tallbird: F*** off.What about Tallchiken... I've said too much already ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 9, 2014 Author Share Posted October 9, 2014 What about Tallchiken... I've said too much already ;_; As we all know, killing tallbirds is the epitome of evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XirmiX Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 As we all know, killing tallbirds is the epitome of evil.No, I'm talking about Tallchiken: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=177281570 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomsabra Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 What is the longest Tallbird height ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 If a tallbird is tall and a smallbird is small, then what size is a nanometerbird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 What is the longest Tallbird height ever? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, tallbirds can get quite tall. The tallest one recorded was 34 feet. If a tallbird is tall and a smallbird is small, then what size is a nanometerbird? A nanometer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kokojo Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Who would win in a fight? 2839 tallbirds, or Mario with fire?If a Tallbird could not birth birds, would it chuck wood instead?Does the egg comes out of the eyes or from a unseen orifice?What is the location, if we imagine the tallbird as a 3d construct, of the pituary gland in the tallbird's mind?Ok, time to bring out the big guns.Considering the Tallbird's V4, an visiomotor-activated part of the brain located in the occipital lobe, can be compared to the one located in a human, what would be the main explanation for it being activated less when Wilson moves in circles around them, that when they need to lay an egg?In the same spirit, why would the cells in the V1 be activated faster, and longer?If we cut the adrenocorticotropic alimentation in the secondary hormone cycle (starting from the hypothalamus, going to the pituiary gland), what will be the final effect on the cortizone level in the hypothalamus, considering that more than a week has passed? (once again, in a tallbird brain that would fonction as a human would)If we injected radioactive isotopes of lowly radioactive material into a Tallbird's brain and then forced him to watch a rotatory image, once we would cut his brain, would the circles of the irridiated brain be :A: Concentric, bigger outwardsB: Concentric, smaller outwardsC: Small and randomly placesD: Actually randomly distrubuted in a linear pattern along the MT and VT.If we consider that a Tallbird is capable of mouvement, and moves faster at 60fps per second, are we simply observed sacaded movement known as the Phi effect, or rather actual mouvement?A tallbird has a soul, according to you. However, even the famous ''I think so I am'' philosophical proof of a soul necessitates a benevolent diety un-capable of affecting free will. Is Maxwell considered a diety, and whatever the awnser, explain his reasons for allowing free will.A tallbird in it's last years of old age will naturally seek to contribute to the community or may face depression. Explain how Tallbirds can contribute and feel valued despite killing every single smallbird they see by starving them?A Teenbird is going trough a transitionnal phase and an important shift of hormones. Considering the Tallbird lacks gonadic horomes generators in it's surrenal glands, where are they located instead?The Tallbird heart is composed of 4 venticules. How fast can they pump blood?The Tallbird is covered in fur/feathers. How many licks does it take to clean Wilson's blood of them?And finnaly...If a Tallbird on an electric train and a Teenbird riding on a minecraft boat were to depart from 150km appart, then board a plane, cross the road and then go 4 identical mansions with a man that lies and the other that always tells the truth, then who came first, the Tallbird egg or the Tallbird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Smallbirds store their hearts in their tiny, fat legs. As they grow older, their legs get thinner and longer, making the concept of love much harder for them to comprehend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 10, 2014 Author Share Posted October 10, 2014 Who would win in a fight? 2839 tallbirds, or Mario with fire?If a Tallbird could not birth birds, would it chuck wood instead?Does the egg comes out of the eyes or from a unseen orifice?What is the location, if we imagine the tallbird as a 3d construct, of the pituary gland in the tallbird's mind?Ok, time to bring out the big guns.Considering the Tallbird's V4, an visiomotor-activated part of the brain located in the occipital lobe, can be compared to the one located in a human, what would be the main explanation for it being activated less when Wilson moves in circles around them, that when they need to lay an egg?In the same spirit, why would the cells in the V1 be activated faster, and longer?If we cut the adrenocorticotropic alimentation in the secondary hormone cycle (starting from the hypothalamus, going to the pituiary gland), what will be the final effect on the cortizone level in the hypothalamus, considering that more than a week has passed? (once again, in a tallbird brain that would fonction as a human would)If we injected radioactive isotopes of lowly radioactive material into a Tallbird's brain and then forced him to watch a rotatory image, once we would cut his brain, would the circles of the irridiated brain be :A: Concentric, bigger outwardsB: Concentric, smaller outwardsC: Small and randomly placesD: Actually randomly distrubuted in a linear pattern along the MT and VT.If we consider that a Tallbird is capable of movement, and moves faster at 60fps per second, are we simply observed sacred movement known as the Phi effect, or rather actual mouvement?A tallbird has a soul, according to you. However, even the famous ''I think so I am'' philosophical proof of a soul necessitates a benevolent diety un-capable of affecting free will. Is Maxwell considered a diety, and whatever the awnser, explain his reasons for allowing free will.A tallbird in it's last years of old age will naturally seek to contribute to the community or may face depression. Explain how Tallbirds can contribute and feel valued despite killing every single smallbird they see by starving them?A Teenbird is going trough a transitionnal phase and an important shift of hormones. Considering the Tallbird lacks gonadic horomes generators in it's surrenal glands, where are they located instead?The Tallbird heart is composed of 4 venticules. How fast can they pump blood?The Tallbird is covered in fur/feathers. How many licks does it take to clean Wilson's blood of them?And finnaly...If a Tallbird on an electric train and a Teenbird riding on a minecraft boat were to depart from 150km appart, then board a plane, cross the road and then go 4 identical mansions with a man that lies and the other that always tells the truth, then who came first, the Tallbird egg or the Tallbird? HAHA! YES! QUESTIONS! 1) the tallbirds. 2) No. 3) No way in hell I'm answering that. But I do know the answer. 4) In the head. 5) Instinct. 6) Instinct. 7) Well, through my very advanced and totally legal study of tallbirds, I discovered they heavily rely on every part of their brain, as it's one of the only organs it has. Cutting anything results in the birds... Deceasement. 8) What that said ^ 9) It is indeed actual movement. 10) Maxwell was my friend from college. When we both got sucked in there, he was still a very friendly guy. After noticing I was bored, he tried making pretty birds to fly around. Instead, he made the tallbird. He apologised for it, and was about to remove it when I begged for him to not do so. As a result he gave tallbirds souls, the ability to reproduce, and other such goodies. 11) Tallbirds don't die of old age. At least, I haven't seen that happen before, for the 14,056 years I've been around. 12) Still in the head. 13) They don't pump blood that quickly. It's normally from 30-60 Bpm, and it does not need blood to go lower than it's knees. 14) 2-3, tallbirds have incredibly long tongues. 15) Abraham Washington Jefferson. Easy Peasy.Smallbirds store their hearts in their tiny, fat legs. As they grow older, their legs get thinner and longer, making the concept of love much harder for them to comprehend. That's not how the heart works, but believe what you want too, kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23rd Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 That's not how the heart works, but believe what you want too, kid.Because a Tallbird heart works exactly like a normal heart would. Yeah, I guess you're right, how silly of me to think these fantastical creatures work in fantastical ways. Also, I ain't no kid, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tallbird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mcdooby Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 No-one got the reference. T-TI did. Love month Python "NIII!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abenlen Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Barbeque or Teriyaki? Which kind of sauce is best to have with all the rabbits I'm eating since I would never hunt the majestic tallbird for food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted October 14, 2014 Author Share Posted October 14, 2014 Barbeque or Teriyaki? Why I atta... Which kind of sauce is best to have with all the rabbits I'm eating since I would never hunt the majestic tallbird for food? Oh. Okay. I prefer A1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malk Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Why I atta...Oh. Okay. I prefer A1.Heh my reaction too XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michi01 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Which came first, the tallbird or the tallbird egg?Is the Eye on top of the Jurry-Rigged Portal a tallbird eye? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mobbstar Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 Which came first, the tallbird or the tallbird egg?Is the Eye on top of the Jurry-Rigged Portal a tallbird eye? You necroed a topic. That is not... @Weirdobob, can tallbirds resurrect if they swallowed a life giving amulet before dying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auth Posted January 8, 2015 Author Share Posted January 8, 2015 Which came first, the tallbird or the tallbird egg?Is the Eye on top of the Jurry-Rigged Portal a tallbird eye? The tallbird. No, it's the demoman's eye. You necroed a topic. That is not... @Weirdobob, can tallbirds resurrect if they swallowed a life giving amulet before dying? No, the amulet only works by wearing it. Unfortunently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michi01 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 So while playing some Don't Starve, in spring, I sawa tallbird mother with it's baby wandering around.Then the little guy meeped because he was hungry.His mother just ignored his meeping until he starvedto death. I thougt they are solicitious parents.So why do they let their children starve to death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blewcheese Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Why do the tallbird children try to murder you if you've acted as it's parent for so long and raised it with precise, delicate care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Why are tallbirds tall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michi01 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 How can a single tallbird lay a fertilized egg?Do they propagate via parthenogenesis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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