Battal Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) [iMPORTANT NOTE]This is a reupload and an update to a thread I posted a while back, but was closed due to some noob asking for multiplayer on it. Please note that any posters who post content NOT RELATED to the story on this thread will receive a negative reputation point for derailment. Post your ideas for Multiplayer on another thread OR just check this thread from the devs: http://forums.kleientertainment.com/showthread.php?4406-Multiplayer .THE STORY BEGINS HEREHaha, I bet you thought this was a suggestion for multiplayer. It's actually a cautionary tale, set in an alternate dimension in which Don't Starve Multiplayer is a reality. It is a tale set in the chat bar of one of these games. Unnecessary? Maybe. But with all these suggestions of multiplayer, I had to put in my own, logical idea into it all.SEASON ONEPART ONE: THE GRIEFRick joined the game.Bill joined the game.Stan joined the game.Bill: OMFG Im so glad they added multiplyr!Stan: Ikr bro! Its so lgit!Rick: Yeah bro. You guy wana check out my place? I got a shadow manip!Stan: LEGIT BROAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Give me your loc!Bill: Yeah, I want to ctoo!Rick: K guys, I'll BRB.Rick left the game.Bill: K, lets do it!Stan: I got da hammer.Bill: Lol! He's gonna b rage!Rick joined the game.Rick: Yo wassup.Rick: HAY! WTF happened to my shadow manip?!?!Bill: Idk bro, derrclps?Rick: Yo're all asshuls! Fick you!Rick left the game.PART TWO: ONWARD TO ADVENTUREBill: I found a robot thiohngy over here. Come checkn it out!Stan: K brtStan: Clic on it it says Activat!Bill: K.You progress into Adventure Mode.Bill: Yay we wind!Bill was brutally slaughtered by Frog RainStan: U nu! I had better keep goin I WILL AVENG U*Stan somehow makes it to the final level*Stan: Yay I win fr reals now!Bill: Hai.Stan: OMG OMG OMG I THAT U WERE DEDBill: I had a meta efigy!Stan: LEGIT BRO K LEFITBill: Lets get wait wats hos name?Stan: I think its Maxlell.Bill: Lul lets go!*Bill is entrapped on the throne and thus unlocks Maxwell**Stan is blasted with lightning and goes empty-handed*Bill: Lul I is Maxlrell!Stan: I hat you!Bill was mercilessly murdered by StanBill: OMG I HATT YOU! GO TO HERLL!Bill left the game.Stan: Yayz I win!Stan was somehow killed by KrampusPART THREE: NOT THINKING WITH PORTALSDerpfish joined the game.KulFaceKyle joined the game.Wickersnapper joined the game.Derpfish: Lul I got a tp staff! I s cool!KulFaceKyle: Good for you bro.Wickersnapper: GET OFF MAH LAWN YA DAMNED BEEFALOS! I WILL GET MAH SHOTGUN!KulFaceKyle: 0.0Derpfish: Lul I'm gunna tp a beffalu into ur base! lulWickersnapper: I WILL GAT MAH SHOTGUN!Wickersnapper was mauled to death by a horde of BeefalosDerpfish: Lul ponashge!KulFaceKyle: Okay then. Just dont do that to me.KulFaceKyle's face was smashed off by DeerclopsDerpfish: LULLULULULUL HUE HUE HUE HUE HEUDerpfish teleported into a lureplant and was eaten alive.PART FOUR: PigZ (Eh? Get it? DayZ? PigZ? Ugh, nevermind)Carl joined the game.Little_Girl joined the game.Carl: Hey, wtf is all these houses by my place?Little_Girl: Lul I make those 4 u! The pigs r gonn gaurd ur place!Carl: I know your tricks, troll. Don't give me that sh*t!Little_Girl: No, rlly take a frog or somethin ivr there! Pigsl punch t!Carl: Omg it really works! Thx man!Night falls...Carl: I hatre nighttime...so boringLittle_Girl: Ikr! lulCarl: OMG WTFCarl was ripped apart by a WerepigLittle_Girl: Lul I knw that wult happen! HuhuehehuehuehueLittle_Girl's fire was put out by a Night Hand!Little_Girl: NUNUNUNUNINUNINUNUNILittle_Girl was eaten by CharlieCarl: Heheheheh! Thats what ya get ya stupid noob! I had a meat effigy! Ha!Carl starved to deathCHAPTER 5: THE FIRESTARTER by [MENTION=21354]Willette[/MENTION]CHAPTER 6: THE DERRCLPS IS COMINGBill joined the game.Stan joined the game.Rick joined the game.Rick: Oh, no, not you two again...Stan: Lul I wondur wher ur shadiw makjnipulatuur is broa!Bill: LulRick: STFU you jackasses! I hope you freeze, cuz its winturr!Stan: Lul Were amune to colt!Bill: UR gonnssa frozed to death! LulYou hear a strange stomping noise.Bill: UNUBill's face was smashed off by DeerclopsRick: Wut did I tell u?Stan: No u said wed freeze! He got killed! Lul*Stan slowly lures Deerclops into Rick's camp*Stan: Hai I got u a new friewnd!Rick: OH MY F*CKING GODRick's face was smashed off by DeerclopsRick: Ha you stupid troll! I have a meat effigy! I AM INVINCIBLE! LOL!Rick's face was smashed off by DeerclopsPART SEVEN: HUNTING by [MENTION=55155]Lumpy Treeguard[/MENTION]CHAPTER 8: TURF WARBill joined the game.Stan joined the game.Rick joined the game.Bill---->Stan: i put a trepo for him.. whenn hey runa over thid plaze he gun be jilled by tentuicles!Stan---->Bill: Howsonbro?Bill---->Stan: i place down soms geen turf over aswamp! He gun be kiklled by tentaklies!\Stan--->Bill: Lul njce lets fdo itBill: hai Rickj im killin yuer cows! hueheuheueheuehueehueeheuRick: YOU GODDAMN TROLLS! I"M GOING TO SLICE YOU TO BITS! THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S LOLLING!Bill: U catched me vfist!Rick: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FREAKS! I WILL KILL YOU! MYEAHHHHHHH!Stan: Lul over here! I haz sotolen ur nightmares!Rick: UUEEEHHHHHHHH!!! IU WILL KILL YOU ANS NO MEET EFFIGYES WILL SAY YOU THIS TIME! MAGHHHHHHHHBill: I izv killun ur cows!Stan: I iz breakin ur sghadiw manipoolater!Rick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WILL KILL YOURick: HUEHEUHEUEHEUHEUEHEUEHEUEBEUEHEUEEHEUHERick's head was cut off by a TentacleBill: Yay we win again! We is teh bestStan: lul i like pieBill: Ikr bro! Pie ia z so gudBill was mercilessly murdered by RickRick: HA YOU FOOLS! I KNEW IT WAS A TRAP! IMA GUN KILL YOU!Stan: c_spawn("Deerclops", 700)RICK: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWindows has encountered an error and had to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.SEASON ONE FINALECHAPTER 9: EVEN IF YOU WIN, YOU STILL LOSEBill joined the game.Stan joined the game.Rick joined the game.Bill---->Stan: tis nexty one us hguunna b epik!Stan---->Bill: What r we doin.Bill---->Stan: We r ginna gunpoewder hisas camp ANd let glitghed Mcauslk houndz run thoo it!Stan:./PM Bill Lul ur waersome!Stan: Unu.Rick: Ha! Your evil plans are exposed! Well, come on you goddamn trolls! I'm be wating for ya!Rick: /give Rick DarkSword 10Gave 10 Dark Sword to RickRick: /TGMGod mode enabled.Rick: /setspeed 10Movement speed set to 10.Rick: c_spawn("Deerclops, 10")10 deerclops spawned.Rick: /tameallAll mobs nearby are now your pets.Rick: Haha! Now to find them...Go my deerclops! Find him and hurt him as much as possible!Rick: /pet find StanYour pets set out to find Stan.Bill---->Stan: Wut was day about?Stan---->Bill: Idk just kep trying to fint the warklurs capmBill---->Stan: kBill was mercilessly murdered by RickRick: Ha! I knew you were planning something!Bill: Dude hsaxRick: That doesn't matter anymore. And now...for the other one!Rick: c_spawn("Smallbird, 200")Rick: /tphere StanStan: Dude hoew did i get her! U r haxxteer!Stan was slowly and painfully pecked to death by a horde of SmallbirdsBill---->Stan: Gud thing i had a meat effigu. U k?\Stan---->Bill: I hhadded a tuckston, I'm hk.Bill---->Stan: We gotta stiury away frum da guuy!Rick: Yes! Run, you panicked little fools! I WILL FIND YOU! > Rick: /revealmapMap revealedRick: I see u!Stan was mercilessly murdered by RickStan: DUD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRick: This is revange!Rick: /tp BillRick: Time to end this!Bill: DIE YOU FREEKIN HAXXER*Bill throws a boomerang at Rick, but it does no damage and backfires on Bill instead, knocking him on the ground*Rick: /give Rick FireStaff 1Rick: Not today.Bill: AUGGGHHHHH IM ON FIR THE PAIIN OHHHH NOOOBill burned to deathRick: ...I did it. I won! They're dead, I won! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYour account key has been terminated due to: blatant hackingPlease never buy this game again, spare the good players of your terrible deeds.Ta ta,Klei EntertainmentSeason 2 is here! Link to the page:http://forums.kleientertainment.com/index.php?/topic/22243-dont-starve-multiplayer-reup-spoilers/page-5 Edited September 15, 2013 by Lord_Battal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumpy Treeguard Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 this is too accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CREU Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 1- it would be 2 players co-op and 2 adventure mode would be too hard to code and it proprably would be removed from multiplayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 1, 2013 Author Share Posted July 1, 2013 1- it would be 2 players co-op and 2 adventure mode would be too hard to code and it proprably would be removed from multiplayerDid you even read the important note? A negative rep for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 VICTORY FOR STAN-Oh, wait... nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aredshroom Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Stan was somehow killed by KrampusLove the ending. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
366107044 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I've got an idea for you next ppart:a troll gets ahold of a telelocator staff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deathbladezs Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 This should be stickied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityOfGloom Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 LOL I love how they all talk like idiots xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 1, 2013 Author Share Posted July 1, 2013 Original post updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted July 1, 2013 Author Share Posted July 1, 2013 Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei.An animation WOULD be awesome. But anyway, I'll try to update this as much as I can. It's really fun to write and doesn't take very long either. Trust me, there's a lot of stuff that could be used for trolling purposes. Especially tentacles...> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nakroma Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 I could try an animation.It would be hilarious because I can't draw.Do you want actually voices or the chat bar in the animation?BTT: This is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) N/A Edited December 30, 2013 by TeoSS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathspy Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 LOL XD MULTIPLY FOR THE WIN. XD(This is clearly a joke owo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 MULTIPLEYEARGHin a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) N/A Edited December 30, 2013 by TeoSS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Dis. This needs to be made into an animation. It would be hilarious. Good story, shows what might happen if multiplayer was added. Please don't add it, Klei.Hmmm... what's this about an animation?- - - Updated - - -Thank you. There was a news report about a forest fire on TV as i was watching this.Whatever Willette draws... BECOMES REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) N/A Edited December 30, 2013 by TeoSS69 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenWyvern Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 [MENTION=21354]Willette[/MENTION] draw me a gfThen suddenly... silence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 lolwut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) N/A Edited December 30, 2013 by TeoSS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willette Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 Why is she denying me happiness? i don't even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeoSS69 Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 (edited) N/A Edited December 30, 2013 by TeoSS69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MycoLogical Posted July 1, 2013 Share Posted July 1, 2013 *Sarcasm Mode On* Hmm, maybe they should add multiplayer: it'll make the game so much better; I mean, it will encourage teamwork; people are gonna gang up and take and/or destroy all the resources! *Sarcasm Mode Off* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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