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Don't Starve Multiplayer! [REUP] [SPOILERS]


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You've been waiting...and now it's finally here!

DON'T STARVE MULTIPLAYER
Season 2

Last season, a victim of trollers sacrificed his account code to ban the trolls from the server forever. Thinking the troll threat has ended, the survivors rebuild their bases and slowly get back all the things the greifers stole. The server finds itself in a golden age of peace and prosperity. But not for long...

CHAPTER 1: THE RETURN

Bill: I'll give you 20 gold for that stack of froggle bunwiches
John: Deal
Bill: Thx man
Steve: Any1 got some food? m starvin
Alan: Here take sum mandrake stew
Steve: Thx! Ur the best
Dusk falls.
Steve: O crap I ned to get back to my base!
John: Here, come to my place. it's got walls and everything
Steve: OMG Thx!
Definitely_Not_Evil joined the game.
Welcome Definitely_Not_Evil to the server!
Bill: Sup!
John: Hai
Steve: Yo
Alan: Hello! Welcome!
Def_Evil: Hey guys! Anyone have a place I can hole up for the night?
Bill---->Alan: He doesnt sound like a troll...I say we let him in.
Alan---->Bill: Ya, and even if he kills us, we got some meat effigies set up by John's place...we should be alright.
Bill---->Alan: K.
Bill: Alright, you can come to our place.
Def_Evil: Thx!
Bill: Hey, get out of that chest! Hey-
Bill was mercilessly murdered by Definitely_Not_Evil
Alan was mercilessly murdered by Definitely_Not_Evil

Bill: NO!
Definitely_Not_A_Troll joined the game.
Definitely_Not_A_Greifer joined the game.
Definitely_Not_A_Thief joined the game.

Alan: Great, those are probably his cronies...
Definitely_Not_STAN joined the game.
Bill: :o
Alan: :o
Steve: :o
John: :o
Def_Stan: Im bak! Lul

CHAPTER 2: BETRAYAL by [MENTION=7222]DaverGamer[/MENTION]

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CHAPTER 3: DON'T STARVE, THE ONLINE DATING SITE by [MENTION=17183]Xjurwi[/MENTION]

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CHAPTER 4: SICKOS

Bill---->Alan: We have a chance...we've got a freaking fortress we can just blowdart them
Alan---->Bill: Stan is back its over accept it
Bill---->Alan: You are a rea putdown we can stil do this
Alan---->Bill: Fin well try
Steve: U guys suk go die in a hole u trolls wont win
Def_Stan---->Def_Evil: etz gat dis guy lol
Def_Evil---->Def_Stan: k ill set us somethin
Def_Evil: Hey lul u stoopid newb Come er
Steve: I'm gonna kill u!
Def_Evil: K kul story bro lul
Steve: Agghh! Iv had enuff of u! I got a tentacal spike and a marble suit!
Def_Evil: I haz tanticle gentiilliahat i win huuhuhuhuhuhuhUhhuhuuhu
Steve: You are sick! You're gonna die!
Def_Evil: ooo there soft > :grin:
Steve: YOU SICK F@CK PREPARE TO DIE
Def_Evil: K ima invinubw thoug
Steve: No you're not! Take THIS!
Steve: and THIS
Steve: And some of these!
Steve lost his intestines to a Tentacle
Alan: Steve no!
Steve: I had a meat effigy, Im k..but scarred for life
Bill: This is why the trolls must be killd, there evil
Steve: k
Steve's heart was cut out by Def_Evil
Steve: No...

 

CHAPTER 5: RUINED

Alan---->Bill: Iv got n idea

Bill---->Alan: Relly wat is it

Alan---->Bill: With the new updat theres ruins and there dangerous...we can lur there and then figt th

Bill---->Alan: Gud cus were the onlu ones left, steves ded

Alan---->Bill: k lets go

time passes...

Bill---->Alan: heres a sinkhole

Alan---->Bill: wtf its all open

Bill---->Alan: Idk, kep strong theres prob trolls down there

Def_Troll: lul i c u cant hide from me

Def_Evil: lets go get them lol

Bill---->Alan: use teh bushhats

Def_Evil: whered teh go they were her lik a sec go

Def_Troll: forgt it lets go eet some munchys

Bill---->Alan: Nao!

Def_Troll got brained by Alan's Hambat

Def_Evil: unu

​Def_Evil saw his own intestines thanks to Bill's Boomerang

Bill: Gj bro

Alan: nao lets go fint there base, lewt it n stuf

Bill: sounds gud let do it

 

CHAPTER 6: SOME KIND OF MADNESS

 

John: Where r u guys the trells ar gonn find me

Def_Theif: lul i cant wiat 2 lewt u

John: unu ill go in dis hole thin

Def_Theif: tats wat shee

Def_Theif: unu wats in here

John: I hup i cn fint my friens inhere

Alan---->John: where over here, by teh casm

John: o i c u, help theirs a trol relly clus

Def_Theif: its to dark ill have to mak a torch r something

John: phew hes gon

Alan: o no

Bill: wats wrong

Alan: my sanits low i ned flowes

John: k ill go find sum

Alan: heres a glowy hat, u can us it and stuff

Alan: gust hury

John: guys i fount a glowy flower

Alan: nu i need a real flower

John: i found sum bannernas

Alan: dats not right eithr

John: i found sum demon monkys

Alan: o i was holding a garlant that hole tim

John: o

Def_Theif: here i com lul

Alan: unu

Def_Theif: there u r now i can lute u

Bill: o no u dont

Def_Theif: nope ul never def eat me newb

Def_Theif: i dit a 365 no iron sigts crus map headshut kiill on cod

John: cod?

John: THIAS IS DONT STARV! caps

Def_Theif: who r u

Def_Theif was punctured by John's blowdart

Alan: nice

Bill: yeah gg

John: nao lets go in thos ruins

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED

Edited by Lord_Battal
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