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Many of us have made posts about manure, VERY serious ones such as poo walls with SERIOUS intentions of drastically improving the franchise, i have even been told before by Cats that i looked like the manure ideas i have been posting, we have been told by Wendy players that poop jokes stink, we have been told poop jokes do not belong in dst, but now we can say we have god on our side.

 

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We win, and follow Klei's true vision. Poo is funny, accept it.

3 hours ago, MostMerryTomcat said:

the "glorious" road from dark humor to poop jokes.

Fun fact: there was a never a single poop joke or pun in Don’t Starve until John “Compromising” Klei emerged from the shadows upon the release of DST to tell the developers “make it BAD and EASY and have POOP JOKES”. He then forced the developers to go back in time to 2013 to add said jokes to the original game. It was horrible

4 hours ago, Milordo said:

Okay....but where is my new poop dish Klei? 

On side note at first i thought it was a punishment to feed your followers poop in CotL

But nooo.. some of these little weirdoes actually begged me to make them poop "meals" calling it "satisfying their dark desire" .. also they had a personality trait "Coprophiliac"

10/10 game - includes weird fetishes

Still gonna be a buzzkill and say I think any more excess in poop is absolutely disgusting. It was extremely gross in Binding of Isaac, although fitting for that game....I really don't want a bigger presence of scatology in the game. Like people wanting crock pot dishes for characters to literally eat crap, dear god that is just disgusting.

 

Even when playing CoTL one of the biggest goals I set was to kill off anyone who even tried to mention eating poop to me, and a big portion of my grind was getting actual foods so I didn't have to cook it for my followers. Just disgusting.

5 hours ago, Paxtonnnn said:

Fun fact: there was a never a single poop joke or pun in Don’t Starve until John “Compromising” Klei emerged from the shadows upon the release of DST to tell the developers “make it BAD and EASY and have POOP JOKES”. He then forced the developers to go back in time to 2013 to add said jokes to the original game. It was horrible

That's not a fact. Fun is dead. Coprophagia enthusiasts FTW.

6 hours ago, ALCRD said:

On side note at first i thought it was a punishment to feed your followers poop in CotL

But nooo.. some of these little weirdoes actually begged me to make them poop "meals" calling it "satisfying their dark desire" .. also they had a personality trait "Coprophiliac"

10/10 game - includes weird fetishes

Apparently in cults irl, leaders don't subscribe to what they preach, but they like to see what they can make their followers do in the name of devotion. You don't ask just anyone to eat poo poo as a favor to you.

16 hours ago, MostMerryTomcat said:

Glad you finally and openly admitting to manure posting. There is hope :livid:

It is not a metaphor, straight up posts about manure.;)

8 hours ago, cropo said:

Still gonna be a buzzkill and say I think any more excess in poop is absolutely disgusting. It was extremely gross in Binding of Isaac, although fitting for that game....I really don't want a bigger presence of scatology in the game. Like people wanting crock pot dishes for characters to literally eat crap, dear god that is just disgusting.

 

Even when playing CoTL one of the biggest goals I set was to kill off anyone who even tried to mention eating poop to me, and a big portion of my grind was getting actual foods so I didn't have to cook it for my followers. Just disgusting.

You probably shouldn't be trusted. 

16 hours ago, Captain_Rage said:

They added a few essential QOL mods to the game before, like quick drop, so i would not see this as being off Klei's radar of being in the next quality of life update

16 hours ago, Anthony_L3hr said:

The second I realized that there were no new cookbook recipes that use manure, I knew that this CoTL crossover would be Number 2 in comparison to the Terraria crossover.

Yeah i made a whole post aswell predicting that specific thing, i was devistated

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