Help me, I just discovered that Wurt can't eat meat. (I need tips for killing a expert Wigfrid player, please send help they are chasing me).

[HowlVoid]

1 hour ago, ShadowDuelist said:

That sounds amazing but I don’t think it’s feasible, in the very unlikely case that you manage to kill everything in the world Wigfrid can resort to ocean fishing, Meaty giants hunting, frogs from ponds, seasonal creatures, treeguards, hound waves, etc, and still live indefinitely.

Also if Wigfrid starves and most creatures are dead, all the merms will all of a sudden start looking like barbeque.

True, but I do wonder if that will force the Wigfrid to scavenge more. That leaves opportunity to sabotage their base or catch them defenceless. 

 

20 minutes ago, Guille6785 said:

Forget the pvp battle, use psychological warfare

make your opponent believe that they're special

make them think that through love maybe life isn't so bad after all

and soon enough they'll leave all of their weaknesses wide open for you to exploit

"Hey, I just met you..."

"And this is crazy..."

"So here's my number..."

"Call me, maybe...?"

[Dextops]

54 minutes ago, Mike23Ua said:

Also now that destroyed Catcoon dens Respawn she can get meat without even needing to work too hard for it.

that's gotta be such a bad food source for anybody. Pig farms have existed for as long as i can remember and give a lot more profit for a lot less work . And we're not even talking volt goat farms

[Theukon-dos]

1. Don't play Wurt

2. Arson

[ShadowDuelist]

2 minutes ago, Theukon-dos said:

2. Arson

But if pizzaman burns that base Wigfrid will destroy his, and most likely murder him over and over, if I am not getting the situation wrong. 
 

[mr. brj]

Just thought of something. Whoever lands the last hit on CC wins, right? Then just make a boat with a pinch'n'winch (or whatever it is called) and sink ALL of the celestial pieces in random places of the ocean. And I mean like opposite sides of the world, places where it would be inconvenient to build a single boat, or maybe even two boats.

 

Also, someone please arrange me a meeting with a good therapist, I took too much pleasure from just thinking about this.

[HowlVoid]

1. Build bunny men hutches above ground

2. Hire bunnymen and destroy their homes to make them homeless

3. Spread bunnymen throughout the constant, especially near his base (but don't spread them out too far from each other).

4. ???

5. Profit.

[Atkvin]

Are caves not turned on? You could always go mushroom tree chopping with a group of merms, and use those and maybe spores (i forget what those do exactly) to make mushroom farms on the surface.

But in terms of revenge... during Summer I'd invite them to my underground base inconspicuously set by a Toadstool stalk, encourage them to bring their meat because I don't have any to sustain them through summer - then summon Misery to rot all their meat. 

Alternatively, I know Mushy Cake made from Moon Shrooms increase sleep resistance, but I'm not sure enough to resist the panflute. If possible you could feed them Moon Shrooms, get your own mandrakes from Klaus, or use sleep darts and steal their panflute after they die.

[Dextops]

make peace not war

 

anyway first you wanna build up their confidence by dying to stupid things. Once they've started to make fun of you start pretending to get mad and complement them on how good they are. Then once they get away from base make a small merm village next to their house and slowly expand it. Make it so the merms constantly travel there and once those merms kill them once go and "revive them". Just fail to mention you have 10 merms hired and you "accidently" pressed ctrl f. Now keep killing them with merms until in their compendium merms will be their top death. Now if you know them on discord and if they're in dst discord or something say we should all share our obituaries and constantly ping them to share theirs. Once they send theirs constantly make fun of them on how wurt>wigfrid cause they died to merms so much. All the self confidence they built up is now destroyed and you can constantly humiliate them 

[SecretPizzaMan]

1 hour ago, Dextops said:

make peace not war

 

anyway first you wanna build up their confidence by dying to stupid things. Once they've started to make fun of you start pretending to get mad and complement them on how good they are. Then once they get away from base make a small merm village next to their house and slowly expand it. Make it so the merms constantly travel there and once those merms kill them once go and "revive them". Just fail to mention you have 10 merms hired and you "accidently" pressed ctrl f. Now keep killing them with merms until in their compendium merms will be their top death. Now if you know them on discord and if they're in dst discord or something say we should all share our obituaries and constantly ping them to share theirs. Once they send theirs constantly make fun of them on how wurt>wigfrid cause they died to merms so much. All the self confidence they built up is now destroyed and you can constantly humiliate them 

You are severely underestimating the intelligence of the Wigfrid, they don't fall for flattery.

[Dextops]

2 minutes ago, SecretPizzaMan said:

You are severely underestimating the intelligence of the Wigfrid, they don't fall for flattery.

leak their home address 

[SecretPizzaMan]

18 minutes ago, Dextops said:

leak their home address 

But they might just retaliate by calling the police, maybe I'll just hire a second hitman.

[LiamAshvinn001]

This sounds pretty cool could I join somehow? 

[ALCRD]

This is starting to sound like typical RUST playthrough but with DST characters .. and no guns.

[Ornge]

You should give the people in this thread the password to your server. That way you can safely grow your base while other people attack wigfrid for you

[SecretPizzaMan]

1 hour ago, Ornge said:

You should give the people in this thread the password to your server. That way you can safely grow your base while other people attack wigfrid for you

You are a naive child. How are you so sure they won't just turn on me! That might even be your plan, who's telling you to tell me these things? It's probably Wigfrid.

9 hours ago, LiamAshvinn001 said:

This sounds pretty cool could I join somehow? 

I'll definitely tell you the next time we do something like this if you want. You too @dubious little.

[dubious little]

41 minutes ago, SecretPizzaMan said:

I'll definitely tell you the next time we do something like this if you want. 

Aye I'd like to join too next time.

[Ornge]

2 hours ago, SecretPizzaMan said:

You are a naive child. How are you so sure they won't just turn on me! That might even be your plan, who's telling you to tell me these things? It's probably Wigfrid.

Why would I betray you? I just want to help you in your battle against the evil Wigfrid. My favourite character is Wurt too. Look at this image, I can send another one with a message of your choosing to prove its me

Spoiler

 

[Falkenpelz]

My favourite idea as a Wurt-against-the-world is to get rid of every single pig in the world. Hammer every house you see and hord all the pigskin. Maybe turn it all into footballhelmets, bundle them up and hide them somewhere in the caves. You can always rebuild mermhouses. Without pigskin, Wigfrid can never rebuild pighouses ever again. And yes, they can technically burn all the reeds, but there's still tumbleweeds and cave reeds. If you also hord the bunnypuffs, no more minions for Wigfrid. Or honestly, just make your base in the cave swamp (with a Tamo), place some mermhouses and make a rocklobster pen. Even Wigfrid can't beat rocklobsters.

[LiamAshvinn001]

11 hours ago, SecretPizzaMan said:

You are a naive child. How are you so sure they won't just turn on me! That might even be your plan, who's telling you to tell me these things? It's probably Wigfrid.

I'll definitely tell you the next time we do something like this if you want. You too @dubious little.

K txs! Though im probably the worst Wanda main to ever exist