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Stupid Bans, Stupid Bans, Hope next time it's not you! : D


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Ever gotten banned from a server, and you had no reasonable idea why?

Perhaps you made an innocent joke, and got kicked for it?

Perhaps you made meatballs with the least food conserving items possible due to desperation or newbness?

Did you accidentally get someone killed with your spidery friends as Webber?

Got kicked as Wigfrid for killing 1 beefalo when there's plenty, plenty more?

 

 

Well, come one and all to tell ye tales, of stupidity and treachery!

 

I'll start.

 

I chose one character. Everybody else chose Wilson!

 

(Wilsons! Wilsons everywhere! I'm surrounded by nerds! Arrrgh!)

 

2 seconds later, banned.

 

(Fasted ban ever yay bring out the party poppers)

 

Tell your tales of bannery, fellow Starvers!

 

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Private server or Friends Only isn't really checked by default.

 

A lot of times, people made the server to play w/ their friends w/out realizing that it would be public, and once they've been playing on it for a bit a random stranger enters and they understand their mistake.

 

Many of them simply opt to kick the new players out rather than restart their entire game over.

 

Or you smell.

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I've never been banned before, but I have banned someone for what I bet he thinks is a stupid reason.

He died (multiple times) and we had no more telltale hearts, he was sapping all of our sanities and I asked him to leave for awhile, he refused. I told him I was kicking him and he can rejoin in 10 - 20 mins when we have a heart and I kicked him. He rejoined immediately, so I cracked it and banned him. I feel bad for it now and after removing the ban, he still hasn't come back :/.

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O___O

Open server, named "Welcome"

 

I get in, I say "hi :)"

 

press tab, see only 2 people are there

 

say "I'm going to gather some resources :) tell me where the base is later :)" I'm all smiles... no reply...

 

as I was picking up some seeds... KICK!

 

Enter again, KICK!

 

Enter again, ask "why"?

 

BAN!! :T

 

Me: *enters KOR server*

Host: Hi

Me: annyeong~

 

 

 

/kicked

:T

 

wow O__O

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I joined a server, picked Wolfgang and said:

"YOU NOT STWONG LIKE ME WOLFGANG!"

A few seconds later I was banned...

 

You might have scared people off with the spelling and grammar.

 

Maybe in a different language the way you spelled strong would fly, but not in English, at least.

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@XirmiX:  I bet the shenanigans was the admin killing you so they could then ban you.  (while making sure the things you'd gathered got dropped on the ground for someone else to pick up)

 

(not my style, I'm mostly a hands-off admin, but I'd bet that's what happened)

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I rarely join other people server.

But never really have trouble getting kick/banned without a reason.

 

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I banned quite number of people myself.

I create a server name based on my home country, and it's written in the description that it's for my country players only.

 

a couple of my checklist to newcomer are:

  1. Ping/Lantecy
  2. Webber?
  3. Speak my country language

High ping is just no. it's must be not even enjoyable for them to play.

And usually high ping means he/she is not from my country.

If there is a problem with his/her ISP, I would know when he/she speak our language.

 

High ping + webber = kick/banned.

 

Too many people join public server to grief.

and what usually happen in my server.

they would play webber and place spider nest near the portal to disturb newcomer. (this happen a lot)

it's such a waste of time to clear those nest afterward (and scaring away real player who want to join my server)

 

nb: some griefer are targeting country name server to be their target.

so I really caution around people with high ping.

 

and nowadays webber seems to be the new fav char for griefers. So yeah.. after dealing with some of them.

I think next I'm gonna put No Webber under the server description.

 

and webber also bring much trouble to your camp, either on purpose or not.

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I rarely join other people server.

But never really have trouble getting kick/banned without a reason.

 

----------

 

I banned quite number of people myself.

I create a server name based on my home country, and it's written in the description that it's for my country players only.

 

a couple of my checklist to newcomer are:

  1. Ping/Lantecy
  2. Webber?
  3. Speak my country language

High ping is just no. it's must be not even enjoyable for them to play.

And usually high ping means he/she is not from my country.

If there is a problem with his/her ISP, I would know when he/she speak our language.

 

High ping + webber = kick/banned.

 

Too many people join public server to grief.

and what usually happen in my server.

they would play webber and place spider nest near the portal to disturb newcomer. (this happen a lot)

it's such a waste of time to clear those nest afterward (and scaring away real player who want to join my server)

 

nb: some griefer are targeting country name server to be their target.

so I really caution around people with high ping.

 

and nowadays webber seems to be the new fav char for griefers. So yeah.. after dealing with some of them.

I think next I'm gonna put No Webber under the server description.

 

and webber also bring much trouble to your camp, either on purpose or not.

Well, then don't expect many people to be glad to be playing with you. If they get to play with you at all.

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Currently, I have 3 webbers and 3 willows in my blocklist.

 

The webbers are from Brazil and have a high amount of time playing CS:GO and Dota 2.

 

You should ban people who play a lot of CS:GO, they are mentally disturbed individuals.

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Currently, I have 3 webbers and 3 willows in my blocklist.

 

The webbers are from Brazil and have a high amount of time playing CS:GO and Dota 2.

 

You should ban people who play a lot of CS:GO, they are mentally disturbed individuals.

That's quite prejudice, as my friend plays CS:GO and he's got a pretty stable mind, mind you [bad pun inserted].

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