DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 11/09/2014 Seth Rosen, designer working at Klei Entertainment, murdered in cold blood a potato in front of more then a thousand people, to show how good the corpse of a potato can be to hold water. The others potatoes cried, unable to help the distant brother. Help the potatoes, now.#restinsimpletestpotatocupSave the potatoes.Stop the Seth. (Bad dubs are bad. Please forget me for my stupidity. I really like to waste my time.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Discrimination in America is insane. The Ferguson incident and now this..Thanks Obama. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenglacier Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Well, Dwer. I-I can't- Where is my "too much information.gif" ? *Searches for it. doesn't find. searches harder. finds out LG E400 doesn't support gifs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Guess I should tag Seth. @SethR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MenaAthena Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 This almost makes me feel bad for planing on making mashed potatoes for dinner. Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snob Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 This almost makes me feel bad for planing on making mashed potatoes for dinner.*adds you on suspect list* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreChewedTree Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 #restinsimpletestpotatocup This truly brought tears to my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 That's...that's... (oh god, I had a baked potato for dinner last night. Was it humanely slaughtered...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Letter W Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 That's...that's...(oh god, I had a baked potato for dinner last night. Was it humanely slaughtered...)Pray for it's soul and you should be forgiven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zomsabra Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 (Oh my god, this thread is amazing!)I-I have a confesson....I ate....baked potatoes last week.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidneyBeanBoy Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I have literally eaten nothing but raw potatoes for three days.everything else I liquified and drank (in a potato cup) so I could say I ate nothing but potatoes for three days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 (Oh my god, this thread is amazing!)I-I have a confesson....I ate....baked potatoes last week....We understand if you eat one of us.But we do not accept if you kill one of us and then leave the body unused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the truthseeker Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 *feels better, he thanks the use of a potato body before it is reunited with the Great Tuber as my country's Native Americans do.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarovSoap Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 I don't see a problem here...I torture, mutilate, and discard hundreds of potatoes daily! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 I don't see a problem here...I torture, mutilate, and discard hundreds of potatoes daily!You will be judged by Cthulhu when time will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You will be judged by Cthulhu when time will come. ...I suddenly don't want to eat this potato salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 Potaters smel.Tomaters rok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 You never said anything about yams or sweet potatoes. Which is what I'm eating at a barbecue-esque sacrifice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwerBomb Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 You never said anything about yams or sweet potatoes. Which is what I'm eating at a barbecue-esque sacrifice.They are not normal potatoes, so I don't care.Yes, potatoes are racist.(*wink*quote*wink*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palpetinus Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 They are not normal potatoes, so I don't care.Yes, potatoes are racist. Oooh..I'm sorry, @the truthseeker, could you please ban Dwer? I am highly offended by this amount of racism and I'll not stay on a forum that lets something like that slip. On an actually more or less serious note, I love how years after this, Seth will probably still be known as a potato murderer. You've done a grave mistake, Seth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geni0529 Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 oh god...... I have potatos for din almost every day.................... ummmm my cat may have ripped up and murders potatos without eating them..... maybie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percival Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 They are not normal potatoes, so I don't care.Yes, potatoes are racist.(*wink*quote*wink*) So you're a potato supremacist. I hate supremacists. To prove my point, I shall prove yams are the best by frying all potatoes and forcing you in the shredder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battal Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Watch as Seth's title turns into "Potato Murderer". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugo M. Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Wait a minute, you didnt warn this guy about the danger of the potato killer SethR!? OH GOD WE NEED TO WARN HIM, SETH MAY BE GOING TO MAKE A CUP OUT OF HIS DEAD BODY AT ANY MINUTE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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